Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Okay - these people are fools, but it’s fucked up that prison calls cost that much.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie takes the gold medal in the eyelash Olympics.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Those eyelashes. Yikes 

A blind person could use them to navigate in lieu of a cane.

[WaltersHair]

That's grocery money kinda of talking.

[Floatingbison]

@hookedontv is awesome

Edited January 15, 2022 by Floatingbison

[goofygirl]

Indie's Mom is going to do her "p.i." on him!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Indie's mother needs to have a support group with Daonte's mother. 

"I think he's honest". 

How stupid is this silly woman?

[Elizzikra]

Did Indie's mom ever actually drink that drink or did she just wave it around a whole lot?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A blind person could use them to navigate in lieu of a cane.

Kind of like a cat's whiskers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley’s ex looks like a refined fellow, doesn’t he?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ooh, Jarret's looking rough...

[Pepper Mostly]

"We were soul mates. But then he slept with my best friend". 

Color me shocked. 

[WaltersHair]

Add bad hair color to the bad extensions and glue showing on the eyelashes

[OoogleEyes]

How many soulmates can one have? Asking for a fellon

[Gobi]

Is Garret Shane's long lost brother?

[Pepper Mostly]

Haley is scary skinny. Those legs look like they'll snap under her weight. 

[WaltersHair]

I would cross the street if I saw this family walking toward me

[Ladystardust]

Did his kid scribble those tattoos on him? They are terrible.

[Empress1]

Haley sounded pretty mature when she described the situation with her ex. Actually her ex sounds like he has some sense too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley and her loved one are very bullish on the hair dye.

[Pepper Mostly]

Garret may be an unreliable horn dog but he's talking sense. 

[Gobi]

Tonight, on Poor Hair Color Choice Theater.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Did Indie's mom ever actually drink that drink or did she just wave it around a whole lot?

I give them a lot of credit for lack of spillage 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

How many soulmates can one have? Asking for a fellon

According to Tai? Many.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Haley sounded pretty mature when she described the situation with her ex. Actually her ex sounds like he has some sense too.

Logic and level-headed rhetoric has no place on this show

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Tai, your ability to scare up another felon is not the superpower you think it is. 

[Floatingbison]

LAL in March!!!!

[goofygirl]

Plus, all of Haley's tatoos seem to be on just that one side of her body.  Whut??  I wonder if that was side that was injured in her car wreck?  Plus, the son is adorable!!

[Ladystardust]

Lots of new blood coming in March on LAL!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Logic and level-headed rhetoric has no place on this show

If logic and level-headedness show their tattooed ugly faces on this show, why would we watch it? Come on, Sharp.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Plus, all of Haley's tatoos seem to be on just that one side of her body.  Whut??  I wonder if that was side that was injured in her car wreck?  Plus, the son is adorable!!

She was side swiped by a truck delivering computer ink cartridges.

[candall]

Uh oh.  Cruella's son has robin's egg blue hair.  That's toooo much.  You have exceeded the legally allowed limits of hair weirdness for one family.

 

Hold the phone.  Daddy has green streaks, some funky piercings and borderline facial tattoos. . .

 

I guess it's really, really hard to stand out in a crowd these days with your shocking-ness.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Santiba. Okay.

[Empress1]

16 sizes?!

“I saw this murderer and wondered where I could get one.” Girl, what?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Posting dance videos on TikTok?  This girl is OUTRAGEOUS!!! 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Posting dance videos on TikTok?  This girl is OUTRAGEOUS!!! 😉

She's madcap! She's irrepressible! She's ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!

[Gobi]

"I was watching a show about a woman who married a murderer and I said 'That's for me!'"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh geez. A thirsty, extra-large woman who lost a lot of weight but still doesnt think she deserves better. Dr. Paradise, we need you STAT.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes: "I like bad boys".

[goofygirl]

Yeah buddy, that is the FIRST place I'd look for a boyfriend after my divorce, Santiba (or whatever her name is!) She lost 90 pounds, though.  So that's a good thing.  The rest of it? Naaaa.

[candall]

Could I please see the photo of Talsey that caught Santiba's eye?  That mugshot's not doing it for me.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Talsey and I's relationship". Sigh. Kill me now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Santiba will risk it all for a good fuck love.

[WaltersHair]

Money makes his heart warm

[candall]

And there it is.  The money shot.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's like Rebecca on 90 Day, with the swooning over the heart eyes emojis. What is she, 14?

[Empress1]

It really is fucked up that it costs money to email & call people in jail. People in jail have families and it’s important that they maintain those lifelines.

[Elizzikra]

Wow! There are many hundreds of tattoos on this season's participants... whatever else is help up in supply chain issues, it's not tattoo ink.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She was side swiped by a truck delivering computer ink cartridges.

D.E.A.D.  You win the internets tonight!

[Ladystardust]

Did I spy white supremacy tattoos? Sigh.