Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoo boy, Gold Shirt Boy is going to out-douche that douchey guy from a season or two ago, isn't he? The one who had sex with his roommate for OnlyFans and couldn't ride a scooter? 

[candall]

Well, did Dustin at least drop by the infirmary under some pretense to make her acquaintance or did she quit her job the second their eyes met across the cafeteria/wedding venue?

Sorry, Cruella.  I used your segment to write an extra-long post about the people before you.

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That's the most silent TV I've experienced in a long time.  

I missed the bleeps; f****** just isn't the same.

[Floatingbison]

I am still coming to terms with the shirt that last guy was wearing.  What is going on here?  

[Maybeitsme]

Y'all,   all this reading! No. I'm not going to be able to do this..

I need to try to keep up with you guys

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

That's the most silent TV I've experienced in a long time.  

Its oddly soothing, isn't it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark is a douchebag. I can tell a mile away.

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

That's the most silent TV I've experienced in a long time.  

They're copying ONLY MURDER IN THE BUILDING, the audacity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mark, 29, entrepreneur and part time leprechaun.

He yearns to be the next Billy McFarlane, doesn't he?

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hoo boy, Gold Shirt Boy is going to out-douche that douchey guy from a season or two ago, isn't he? The one who had sex with his roommate for OnlyFans and couldn't ride a scooter? 

Wow, good memory.  I scrubbed that brain cell and applied it elsewhere. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

I missed the bleeps; f****** just isn't the same.

I just realized that my tinnitus has gotten worse during that silent second.  My left ear is BUZZING!

[Eldemarge]

Did he meet this Best Friend at the Jersey Shore?

[OoogleEyes]

SINCERE-A? Wut.

Music festivals. Uh huh. Fyre Fest?

[goofygirl]

This Mark guy....  10 pounds of BULLSHIT in a 5 pound bag, you mean!  And seriously peeps, is this chick's REAL name sincer-A???

Jeebus take the wheel!  You can't have much luck because.... you are a douche??

[Keywestclubkid]

Mark king of the douches ....

[Gobi]

"I'm a chameleon. Or an iguana. Or a monitor lizard, maybe a Gila monster. I'm not sure, but it's one of those."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nope. I am not buying this. Mark looks like he can barely keep his eyes open. This is a con.

[Keywestclubkid]

you make 600k if you can't get a influencer there is something wrong with YOU not your money 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hoo boy, Gold Shirt Boy is going to out-douche that douchey guy from a season or two ago, isn't he? The one who had sex with his roommate for OnlyFans and couldn't ride a scooter? 

I thought of Max too.  Both are trying to convince us that women really want them and that they are attractive.  Two men with magic mirrors. 

[Floatingbison]

at least Mark's hair isnt frosted.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sincer A. Sister to Sincer B.

[Keywestclubkid]

he has a spread sheet can someone hook him up with Ti and maybe get him to steal her away from Hottie 

[Eldemarge]

He can't date "the professional women" because they're smart enough to know that he's a Grade A DOUCHE.

[Gobi]

I think he wants to be insincer-a, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

[Pepper Mostly]

PRISON MAKEUP TUTORIAL, PEOPLE!

[Keywestclubkid]

you look better then I expected LOL ROFL OMFG 

[OoogleEyes]

Douche, they name is this guy

[Keywestclubkid]

this feels like a interview ... 

[candall]

You mean this dickjerk with the spread sheets in NOT the one in prison?????

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It is yin/yang.  Not ying/yang.  He is not coming off as cute and intelligent as he thinks he does. 

FFS his friend is taking notes.  Is this his secretary? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I'm a chameleon. Or an iguana. Or a monitor lizard, maybe a Gila monster. I'm not sure, but it's one of those."

"A reptile of some sort, that's for sure"

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

at least Mark's hair isnt frosted.

Yet. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why is his friend there taking notes? what is that??

[Floatingbison]

What is Jersey Shore dude doing?  Is he taking notes to review later?

[Pepper Mostly]

Tattooed Friend must be his Prison Poontang Coach. 

[Keywestclubkid]

what she is gonna work on?? what the fuck who is this guy? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait. You need an adviser to help you talk with an inmate? And you’re such a successful chamelon entrepreneur? Yeah, okay.

Poor Melissa peaked in high school and it’s been downhill from there. What a sad life.

[Keywestclubkid]

this woman is stuck in HS ... girl you are almost 40 ... LET IT GO 

[Floatingbison]

Is this the Jersey girl?

[goofygirl]

Here's the poor woman STILL in high school, 20 years later.  That is so SAD!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Highschool tour, because her emotional growth ended her freshman year. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Is he paying a guy to be his "friend". He's taking notes, giving positive feedback. He's like an entry-level employee.

[Keywestclubkid]

this is creepy ..... Louie from Lakeland first time caller long time lister ....... wait does he have a phone in jail?? did she just call him direct? im confused 

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[Gobi]

"And I'll wear a cheerleader outfit, and he'll wear a football uniform."

[OoogleEyes]

20 years since high school and this Jersey girl is crushing on the former high school jock. What an idiot 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It is yin/yang.  Not ying/yang.  He is not coming off as cute and intelligent as he thinks he does. 

He's not coming off as cute and intelligent at all. He's making my skin crawl. 

This insane chica knows where her high school crush's house was? And now she's lurking outside? She is certifiable. And Louie? YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT LIKE IT.

[Keywestclubkid]

Hi im just stalking your old house like a creeper ...

[Floatingbison]

a very nice house with HUGE yard, and he ends up in prison???!!!

or am I wrong... is Louie in prison?

Edited October 29, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder what those people living in that house thought with that camera crew filming this nut making phone calls outside 

Edited October 29, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another one looking for a blessing from a parent.  You are adults (at least physically); you do not need anyone's blessing.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

This chick isn't stable. I'm actually starting to worry about the inmate. Louie, maybe don't tell her when you get out.