Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Oh God. Another poor little girl calling some prison dude "Poppy Daddy" to mess with her mind.  

[kacesq]

The eyebrows on one of the sisters. When will that trend end?

pan over to cutie brother please, tv show!

[Empress1]

Harry’s mom is THE SHIT. “My kid picks crazy women.” I swear to God I would watch a spin-off of mothers dragging their dumb-ass kids. Daonte’s mom, Indie’s mom, Harry’s mom, who else?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those slippers are killing me! 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

The new season's episodes of LAL are 1.5 hours long! Praise baby cheeses!

I am morally certain that WE interns monitor this forum to see what we're saying!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Indie thnks talking to someone in prison is more deep than when you meet someone on the outside.  Hm, I wonder how Santiba and all of the other thwarted "lovers" feel about that. 

[Gobi]

Sad that they're leaving the Crack Ho Hotel.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Harry is very cute to me. I will not apologize 

… He is cute, yeah. And he has an enviable head of hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Sad that they're leaving the Crack Ho Hotel.

How would you like to have been the person in the next room?

Boston looks like Nene Leakes before all the surgery.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Ladies, has it occurred to either of you twits that you are both being used?

Edited February 19, 2022 by TooMuchRealityTV

[JenE4]

Uh-oh. Both Tai and Boston are bringing a second like a real duel…or, like, a car race in Grease.

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.  Titties gonna be flyin' in the street again in 3..2...1...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's like a duel.  They each brought their seconds along.   The weapon of choice seems to be fake nails and foot long eyelashes. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

We FINALLY see how notHottie is playing both of these women!!

[JenE4]

Is that a huge bruise on Boston’s face from their last “meeting”!

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Conversating.” Bingo, i have bingo.

[Empress1]

I’m embarrassed for both of them. Tai in particular is too damn grown for this.

[JenE4]

Oh, snap! She has Hottie’s sold out sweatshirt!? There’s your answer, Tai. There’s your answer.

[kacesq]

The finale? No! I love this shit show.

 

[candall]

Wait, what?  Hottie's sweatshirts are sold out?  I'm confused.

 

And . . . THERE GOES TAI!

[Floatingbison]

YESYESYES!!!! Next Friday!!! I am soooo pumped!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lukewarm is so not worth this drama.

How did Boston get a shirt?  Maybe she's had it for years you twit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The time flies by. Have a super duper weekend, y’all. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

Edited February 19, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Season Finale? Too soon!

You guys wroted some great snark, as usual.

[goofygirl]

More losers for the last 15 minutes!  It's been fun fellow snarkers!! Hope you all have a great weekend! See y'all Sunday!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The finale? No! I love this shit show.

 

Love After Lockup starts up again the week after. So more shit show with new people, and Indie.

[Maybeitsme]

Well time for me to check in to the halfway house, they hate it when I'm late

Later gaters

[OoogleEyes]

Sorry, but I may be arrested for assault, so I am skedaddleing away. 

ANYWAYS  I love my Friday Night Bunkies (wait..this could be a show) 

Sweet dreams my friends 

[Floatingbison]

Great snarking!  Have a wonderful weekend, bunkies!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Had fun snarking with you.  See you next time!

[JenE4]

Have a good week. I’ll put aside a few of my limited edition sweatshirts for my top shorties. Prove your love by putting some money on my books.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m embarrassed for both of them. Tai in particular is too damn grown for this.

I think Tai loves this shit.

[candall]

We're trying to get a live chat going for Married At First Sight on Wednesday.  It's in the regular thread space.  We could use more seasoned snarkers, but the material is abundant.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Next week is the season finale.  Shine up your best hoops, get more extra strength eyelash glue to support your longest lashes, wash the bra with the prettiest, sturdy straps (because you know they'll be showing), stir up some prison makeup, and pick a dress that exposes as much as possible.  I'll bring the prison wine for the end of season blowout.  

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S01.E08: The Boy is Mine

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Dalton tries to win Haley back with a surprise; Talsey stuns Santiba after ghosting her.

Original air date 2022.02.25

It is the season finale.  It's the last chance for Tai to show her "titties and ass" on national TV.  Will our queen of calm use her best de-escalation techniques while having a rational and well-reasoned discussion with Boston about Lukewarm?  Most importantly will she both keep her nails on and get a Hottie sweatshirt?

Dalton will use all of his best gaslighting charms to try to win back Haley.  Will he dye his hair half black and half white?  Here's hoping Haley listens to her better angels, Buzz and her mother, and blocks Dalton's calls. 

It looks like Talsey will be reaching out to Santiba.  I guess he needs some cash.  Either that or he heard the store where she bought his clothes doesn't take returns so he is hoping he can score a new wardrobe by appealing to her desire to not produce more waste by trashing or burning it all. 

And what of Max's great love?  Will we finally learn that he was absolutely 100% catfished?  

[JenE4]

Gearing up for the big finale. I double-knotted the string on my sweater just in case my love rival shows up to throw down.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happy Friday and Season Finale, folks. Because my spiritual marriage to you is so deep, I think it’s time you started calling me “Poppy Daddy.” Even though you never actually met me in real life.

[Gobi]

I'm here and ready to snarkersate!

[WaltersHair]

This was a very short season!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luckily, I didn’t break a five inch long fake nail while I was shoveling snow off my walkway today. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello, cellies! You and I have a deep and spiritual connection and I don't care what your mother says, that bitch. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai is ready to throw down. Those sunglasses will hide the black eye she receives from Boston.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai is pretty confident, still has her hoops on! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi, bunkies!  I have my jailhouse hooch and am ready to rumble...

[candall]

The finale?   But I just learned their names.

 

The show did a pretty good job--better than I expected--keeping the stories rolling even though half the cast was inaccessible.  I hope they fill some of that sneaky overflow time with updates on Honey Badger Tai and truculent Gabby.  Best of luck, Haley and Chrissy Snow-tiba.

I don't care about Max.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lest we forget, they are having a fistfight over an inmate. It’s true stupidity love.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai's jeans are so tight she's doing that thing where you have to swing your leg around to walk. and pouting about the magic sweatshirt is really special. What is she, 13?

Edited February 26, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

Hottie has his own tee shirt 🙄🙄🙄

I'm coming over the table! Just to watch the finale with my Bunkies 

[candall]

Pepper Mostly!  Where were you last week?  Was it a paperwork problem?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fasten your seatbelt. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.