S23.E37: Finale

[peachmangosteen]

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Finale

 

[mojoween]

Can we live chat in here?

[statsgirl]

8 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Can we live chat in here?

Yes!  Special episode today!

[NYGirl]

I have a question.  I've always wondered just how they always remembered what day either someone was evicted or a veto was played, etc. Tonight Azah said she studied all that stuff.  How is that possible???  I thought they weren't allowed pen and paper to keep track of stuff.

Anybody know?

[mojoween]

Thanks!  Really I am just struck how in the PREVIEWS Brittni was already beyond annoying.

Between Survivor and BB the delusions are off the chart tonight.  Derek was in this house, and still doesn’t know what happened all summer.

[Katesus7]

It's kind of exhausting to watch.  They recite days and who did what and what competitions happened when ALL. THE. TIME.  It's all memory, nothing is written down.

[AryasMum]

1 minute ago, NYGirl said:

I have a question.  I've always wondered just how they always remembered what day either someone was evicted or a veto was played, etc. Tonight Azah said she studied all that stuff.  How is that possible???  I thought they weren't allowed pen and paper to keep track of stuff.

Anybody know?

In seasons past, alliances practiced days together. It’s all memorization. 

[PaperTree]

Derf.  A legend in his own mind.

[LADreamr]

OMG, every time I think I couldn't hate Deref more... being awful is the only thing he's put any effort into.

[Lady Whistleup]

Oh Azah. She is a silly girl. She'd beat Deref easily.

[Callaphera]

The only ass Deref carried was his own, going from his favourite sprawl spot (one of the nom chairs) to his couch bed in the corner.

[mojoween]

Two hours of Xavier standing in front of the mirror in that towel would be just fine.

Derek is gross.  What a dick.  Or bitch, to use his parlance.

[30 Helens]

When he’s not playing, he’s anti-playing. He’s playing backwards.

[mojoween]

If Xavier wins part three he would be a lunatic to take Azah to the finale.

[choclatechip45]

The Editors really decided to bury Deref! Yay!

[Callaphera]

Drag Kyland, girls. DRAG HIM.

[30 Helens]

Britini could not be more delighted, and that saying a LOT

[mojoween]

I know everyone hates Kyland now but he is so fucking fine.  Damn I cannot excuse his behavior but what are the chances of him just sitting there silently being hot?

[Callaphera]

Sarah Beth was icy there.

[LADreamr]

1 minute ago, mojoween said:

I know everyone hates Kyland now but he is so fucking fine.  Damn I cannot excuse his behavior but what are the chances of him just sitting there silently being hot?

I'm not sure silent is a thing he can do.

[Callaphera]

OMG thank you for being such a douchenozzle, Kyland. I was worried we weren't going to get anything.

Edited September 30, 2021 by Callaphera

[30 Helens]

I volunteer to punch him on Hannah’s behalf.

[choclatechip45]

I loved Tiffany in that moment "I find that insulting". 

[Michichick]

I was watching the Challenge so I skipped the first 30 minutes of this, just tell me everyone laughed in delight to see that Kyland was taken out 

[30 Helens]

It was like Christmas in September 

[Callaphera]

Come on, Azah. Win, cut Xavier, bask in your sweet sweet $750K. Swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.

[mojoween]

Azah’s dress could use a hoik.

[Katesus7]

I'm behind, but reading about the final HOH - Crapshoot?

Edited: Never mind, knowledge based.  Good.

Edited September 30, 2021 by Katesus7

[mojoween]

Why?  Why why WHY does everyone have to keep their dumb cards on the stand until Julie says so?  These games are not electronic, she already said who was right, so why on earth does it matter?

[PaperTree]

(Sigh)

[Lady Whistleup]

Congrats X, winner of BB23.

[choclatechip45]

The Producers loved Ky's inner monologues.

[30 Helens]

Aaaand Deref’s entitlement tour continues. At least we get an entertaining final statement.

Edited September 30, 2021 by 30 Helens
Missed a D. (Wish I’d missed a Big D.)

[Katesus7]

So X got every question right?  More power to him, he earned it.  

[30 Helens]

And he never really hesitated. I blame Azah’s dress. She was so worried about keeping it up that she fumbled the first question.

[LADreamr]

I don't mind X winning, I just don't want to see Deref leave with the 2nd place money.

[Drogo]

Waiting for Derf:  "X you should keep me because I CARRIED YOU HERE."

[mojoween]

Azah is all class.

[Lady Whistleup]

Oh Azah. Nice girl but such a bad player.

[Brian Cronin]

3 minutes ago, Katesus7 said:

So X got every question right?  More power to him, he earned it.  

Yeah, that's the problem with the way these contests are set up. Guys win all of the physical comps but they're also just as likely to win mental comps. So outside of "hold on to a wall," women are always at a big disadvantage.

[Lamima]

I feel bad. That twit (Derf) hurt her heart. You can see it.

[mojoween]

Xavier is winning this bad boy unanimously.  Can you get double unanimous?  Because he’ll get that too.

[Drogo]

Welp this jury interview section is about to be a shitshow.

[perfectstorm]

1 minute ago, Brian Cronin said:

Yeah, that's the problem with the way these contests are set up. Guys win all of the physical comps but they're also just as likely to win mental comps. So outside of "hold on to a wall," women are always at a big disadvantage.

Azah had her chance to cut X when she was HOH - and she blew it.  Claire was right, her cutting Hannah was not a big game move.

[30 Helens]

Well, at least Azah is the winner in Julie’s eyes. (Praise God.)

[PaperTree]

Poor Azah.  Almost as delusional as Derf.

[Lady Whistleup]

I feel bad for Azah. Her spirit has been crushed by the house. She isn't the bouncy girl who entered.

[LADreamr]

Yeah, Azah doesn't deserve to win any more than Deref does, really.  She's just not hateful.  I hope the jury doesn't go weird and give the win to Deref (for whatever reason)

[willco]

I've always said that I didn't dislike X -- now I do. He took the easy way, he knows Derf probably won't even get 2 votes. I know Azah wouldn't win against X but now she doesn't even get 2nd pace money and worse yet, freakin' Derek F does ! Turns my stomach, really.

 

Oh well, another season of BB another disappointing end, Imo.

[30 Helens]

Just now, willco said:

I've always said that I didn't dislike X -- now I do. He took the easy way,

Ky? How’d you get on here? (Sorry)