90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[LEILANI2]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Libby and Andrei are so obviously trying to get a show like Chantel did. Ugh…..hate that idea.  

I hate it but if they do, at least we won't have to see them anymore on the  OG  shows.  I'd rather have Darcey and Stacey back

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Baby showers have changed too.   I went to one last week.  No presents were opened.  The explanation by the hostess was "we don't want anyone to feel bad"  (If there are more expensive gifts).   This is the new way.   Why bother, just send a gift.   No games either.  Weird.

I didn't want a baby shower at all. I begged not to have one. Alas, I was thwarted. 

[OneGuy]

Kim: "We got this.  Come on, we got this right?  We got this, right?"  A staggering display of confidence.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Gift grab.

Even on our shopping channel. The hosts push having a gift closet. Gifts for every occasion possible.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I saw a meme that said something like "all my old rock crushes now look like somebody's grandma". Jon Bon Jovi and Stephen Tyler were on there. Sad. I used to love JBJ but that gray granny hair has to go. 😂

Well, Steven Tyler makes me hurl. JBJ is aging gracefully, I have heard. Still looks amazing at 60!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly gets the board’s approval because Usman finally succeeded in explaining what the long con is all about.

[Pepper Mostly]

I hope the note is from Wife Candidate and just says "Go pound sand, loser. I'd rather marry a camel". Hey a girl can dream. 

[Gobi]

A Nigerian pre-nup. That's a first.

[OneGuy]

I thought the note for Kimbally might be a nice "First Wife" certificate.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And don't forget the SHOWER!!! For baby #2,3,4,5,6,7.... The whole thing just goes off the rails after a while.  Drives me nutso!

On my side of the family we have a shower for baby #1 for each of the nieces and nephews (same for me and my brothers). After that you are on your own.

[kacesq]

Lmao. She thinks this is a blessing? You’re agreeing to let your husband have another wife.

and we all know it’s so Usman can get the green card.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Well, Steven Tyler makes me hurl. JBJ is aging gracefully, I have heard. Still looks amazing at 60!

I think JBJ is still hot!

[Hotel Snarker]

I assume Mother Usman's about to cave.

[GrammyPammy]

OMG, when Kimbelly was hugging Mother Sojaboy, you could see that his mother had a gold tooth in the  same exact spot that Potential Parakeet has hers! Oedipal complex in the making.

[Eldemarge]

And who is paying for the four plane tickets a year to Africa?

[Zombness]

Kim how can you be so dumb and accept those terms.

[Bees52]

A pre-nup, of sorts? So formal is Usman's family....

Ohhh, that's the blessing, okayyyy

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Well, Steven Tyler makes me hurl.

Dude looks like a lady

[magemaud]

Usman has to travel to Nigeria every three months? 

[LEILANI2]

I might get banned for this but I just read Kalani could be pregant with a 3rd while supposedly divorced from Asuelo.

Yes this is more interesting then this tired ass Kimbally and Soja Boy plot.

[Baltimore Betty]

Did I hear that Kim must send money to the family once a quarter?

[Hotel Snarker]

This music is killing me.

THIS IS SO STUPID.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Well, Steven Tyler makes me hurl. JBJ is aging gracefully, I have heard. Still looks amazing at 60!

JBJ his face looks good but time to cut the long hair, it is not flattering when it's, long, gray, and fly-away, it ages him.

You got the blessing Kimbelly and Usman, now go away in peace. 

[Frozendiva]

She isn’t the wife. She is the ATM!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Did I hear that Kim must send money to the family once a quarter?

She'll send them a quarter, once.

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And don't forget the SHOWER!!! For baby #2,3,4,5,6,7.... The whole thing just goes off the rails after a while.  Drives me nutso!

After the first baby, the “shower” becomes a “sprinkle.” Isn’t that cute! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Thé contract is not binding. Usman will bleed her dry in order to support his wife and kids in Nigeria. Does she not realize that he will be spending half of his time in Nigeria while she supports them? Of course mom approves! Kim is a fool.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

A pre-nup, of sorts? So formal is Usman's family....

Ohhh, that's the blessing, okayyyy

They did not do that for Baby Girl Lisa did they?

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

On my side of the family we have a shower for baby #1 for each of the nieces and nephews (same for me and my brothers). After that you are on your own.

I actually thought it was that way EVERYWHERE!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, looks like Harpy Sister studied the famous Family Chantel Dinnertime Brawl in preparation for her big moment next week. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

JBJ his face looks good but time to cut the long hair, it is not flattering when it's, long, gray, and fly-away, it ages him.

You got the blessing Kimbelly and Usman, now go away in peace. 

He has brought the 80s to life, in my opinion, with his colorful “mullet”.

[Frozendiva]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I hope the note is from Wife Candidate and just says "Go pound sand, loser. I'd rather marry a camel". Hey a girl can dream. 

My humps, my humps, my lovely manly lumps.

[Tuneful]

Four trips to Africa per year is excessive.

While I understand their concerns, including because of the previous woman HER SON/his brother chose to pursue and marry, I guess they know what they're doing, springing this pre-nush on Kimbelly on the last day, when she's a nervous wreck.  

Edited November 14, 2022 by Tuneful

[Doublemint]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

A Nigerian pre-nup. That's a first.

And in English - which Mama doesn't speak.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Usman has to travel to Nigeria every three months? 

He's not gonna be able to do that for a while!

Goody.  Bile again.  He's SUCH an ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kody is killing me. He missed his calling with the local community theater group. But he'd want the leading role in every production. 

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Joy to the World.  Bile and Shaeeda take NYC!!!  He sure does get dressed up to be a tourist, doesn't he?  Uh oh.. he's plying Shaeeda with flowers.  What idea of hers is he going to shit on next?  It's only a matter of time.

That's one of the $2 roses they have on street corners. He's too cheap for a full bouquet. 

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I hate it but if they do, at least we won't have to see them anymore on the  OG  shows.  I'd rather have Darcey and Stacey back

Not I.  Never want to see Darcey or Stacey again.  

[Frozendiva]

Eutris is smart.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

My humps, my humps, my lovely manly lumps.

DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she dressed like the little drummer boy ?

[tvrox]

LOL Bilal no one likes you.

[kacesq]

I do enjoy these brash friend scenes, so realistic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDuct can’t stand that some random woman is onto him and his obnoxious ways and is calling him out on it. He is such a fucking mysoginist.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

They did not do that for Baby Girl Lisa did they?

You've got a point there!

Ruthless doesn't like Bilal? Yay! She must be one of us.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She'll send them a quarter, once.

DEAD. DIED. GONE TO HEAVEN.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FUCK YOU BILAL. 

[Baltimore Betty]

That pre nup had Kim jumping thru hoops but what is Usman jumping thru in that pre nup, what does he have to do in the marriage?

[kacesq]

Oh the best friend we never heard of? That best friend? Wtf is this conversation even about? Eutriis your BFF married this loser and desperately wants to spawn with him. Stop sitting there like some delicate flower. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Not I.  Never want to see Darcey or Stacey again.  

And you never will. Those two have had so much work done. Unrecognizable