90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

LOL, he does have a small head. 

[kacesq]

So Shaeda was adding every random dude on FB or whatever? Have some dignity Shaeda and don’t reveal your desperation to the world....

[mmecorday]

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Are we in a Christmas movie all of a sudden? 

It's the Hallmark Channel's newest Christmas movie, "The Christmas Grift." 

[Frozendiva]

7 weeks is not happily ever after. More like the honeymoon.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

We have seen Jenny and Sumit for multiple seasons yet here we go having to sit through their intro again....ugh

Not only Jenny and Sumit but Jenny and Sumit STILL arguing about telling his parents.

[magemaud]

Gee, we haven’t seen Bilal and Shaeeda for a whole week! 

I never noticed his pin head before, I just thought his mouth was too big for his face.  Now I can’t unsee it 

[Trackdawg]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not sure how long I will last. Feeling very under the weather, just trying to get my hands on a rapid test to be safe. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This show would be half the length if they all would just stop saying “like.”

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I still can’t believe this dude catfished her and she was so desperate she still stayed with him.

Best part? She actually said he "made her laugh"!! Imagine, doleful old Jenny, laughing at anything? Never mind drab, personality-free Sumit having anything like wit or humor. I know I'm still laughing, anyway. 

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Salty lemon water, a/k/a piss.

Nimbu pani. You can get it with either salt or sugar. I can't believe that Jenny's been in India for what, seems like years at this point, and doesn't know this basic thing? Read ONE book by an Indian writer and you find a reference to it. 

[Eldemarge]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I still can’t believe this dude catfished her and she was so desperate she still stayed with him.

Stayed with him and THEN started a relationship and lived with him and found out she was the other woman to a married man and STILL stayed with him!  Where is the self-esteem??

[Grifter Lives]

Oh, let's relive the big prank again!  Because it's oh-so funny.  And, let's recap and revise their entire story, because we don't remember from last week's Tell-Nothing and the entire boring season that just ended.

[magemaud]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

7 weeks is not happily ever after. More like the honeymoon.

This was filmed before the Tell All when the cracks in their relationship started to show 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, magemaud said:

Gee, we haven’t seen Bilal and Shaeeda for a whole week! 

[kacesq]

Bilal looks like my neighbor. I hate my neighbor.

hey Sharp we literally just finished their season last week we don’t need the fucking recap.

[mmecorday]

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Nimbu pani. You can get it with either salt or sugar. I can't believe that Jenny's been in India for what, seems like years at this point, and doesn't know this basic thing? Read ONE book by an Indian writer and you find a reference to it. 

Maybe we can all take up a collection and buy Jenny a copy of "I Can Read About India." 

[Mr. Miner]

I usually go and watch paint dry when Bile comes on.

[Grifter Lives]

Is this halal?

[Frozendiva]

He is wearing his Chewbacca costume?

[Eldemarge]

What in the cowardly lion is Bilal wearing today.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seventeen minutes in and I am already looking for my bong.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Shaeda was adding every random dude on FB or whatever? Have some dignity Shaeda and don’t reveal your desperation to the world....

That explains so much doesn’t it?

[charmed1]

Is he wearing a Snuggie?

[kacesq]

Why didn’t Shaeda just order her own damn drink?

[tvrox]

Um, why are you worrying about backwash with your wife. Presumably you already have all her germs. 

[Frozendiva]

Bilal likes 'like'. Like, y'know?

[Gobi]

Should we add "doesn't like local drink" to the bingo card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Likelikelike give me five likelikelike fistbump. What the fuck is it with these people?

[tvrox]

Bilal's sweater is really awful. 

[mmecorday]

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Is he wearing a Snuggie?

I thought he was dressed like Rolfe the Dog from The Muppets and maybe it was too hot to wear the head part of the costume. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seventeen minutes in and I am already looking for my bong.

Tsk tsk. You've been watching this long enough to know that you should have it by your side before switching on the TV!

Oh, and since it can't be said often enough, fuck you Bilal. 

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jenny screaming and falling and his parents kinda give me life.

When I saw that,  for me the sky was a little more blue, the mountains even more snow capped, the ocean waves even more majestic. . . .

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm sorry. Did he say "in-fact-uation"?

[kacesq]

Shaeda really enjoys being on camera.

sigh not the prenup nonsense again...

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What in the cowardly lion is Bilal wearing today.

Dead. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Armchair Critic]

UGH taking out my laundry these two are really grasping at straws for interesting information

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Maybe we can all take up a collection and buy Jenny a copy of "I Can Read About India." 

Is there an “India for Dummies” we could chip in for? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It may be a minority opinion, but I don’t blame Shaheedah from worrying about the prenup She’s worried that he’ll forget his first kids when/if he has others with Shae.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m here, a little drunk after a an afternoon drinking in the pool in the sun. You’ve been warned

[kacesq]

You know...like...you know....women are like emotional...

Send the bong this way @Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Bilal likes 'like'. Like, y'know?

Like, really. Like she tried like, doing laundry and like the detergent bottle said "wash with like colors" but it didn't say, like, what colors.

[endure]

geez why was there two live chats?

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tsk tsk. You've been watching this long enough to know that you should have it by your side before switching on the TV!

Oh, and since it can't be said often enough, fuck you Bilal. 

Yay, there's Pepper's first "fuck you Bilal" of the season, just a few days after the last one :)

[Angry Moldovan]

Why is bile duct on my screen? Really? Again? This dickhead

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I thought he was dressed like Rolfe the Dog from The Muppets and maybe it was too hot to wear the head part of the costume. 

I love Rolfe's piano playing on the Muppets....he has my favorite playing style, good/sloppy 

[Hotel Snarker]

Berenstain bear 🐻 in tha house!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Bilal's  really awful. 

FTFY

[LEILANI2]

Bilal have what we call in America... permanent bitch face.

[sainte-chapelle]

I have a sweater like that’.it is meant for cozy house wear. Not to wear out of the fucking house you small headed teddy ruxpin

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Um, why are you worrying about backwash with your wife. Presumably you already have all her germs. 

So THAT's why he's sure she won't get pregnant! He occasionally touches her hand, (if she washes it thoroughly first), but other than that, well, that's too unsanitary for Bilal's refinement. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It may be a minority opinion, but I don’t blame Shaheedah from worrying about the prenup She’s worried that he’ll forget his first kids when/if he has others with Shae.

I agree but I have my doubts about the enforceability of that prenup.