90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

The baby is cute, but not Kobina?

surprise. Surprise, Emily always wanted to be a SAHM. Kobe, you’ll be working OT for the next 20 years.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Gobi said:

Shaeeda must be pissed.

I would LOVE it if Shaun or somebody asked Shaeeda how she felt about the two pregnancies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe spends the work day sniffing chemicals that will cause brain damage and health problems. But he gets a lot of overtime.

[Grifter Lives]

Emily: I'm a stay-at-home mom, just like I wanted to be.

Also, the big news is Bini got his green card, but Kobe's already working.

[Eldemarge]

Emily has ground a giant hole in her couch and will never get up now that she has two kids.

[Straycat80]

So Kobe has a job, are they living in their own house or still with the parents? 

[For Cereals]

Jibri is still a clown

[Emmeline]

10 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!!! Yay yay yay.

And guess what??  I got it.  I have the interview for [insert dream giant global tech company here] THIS WEEK.   So stoked.

Let's gooooooo!

Edited to add...  crappy ex-husband got laid off 2 months ago and is still unemployed.  Oh well.

🤞Microsoft?  That is my projection.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Emmeline

[My Girls]

I'm not impressed about the pregnancies.  Now, if Yve were preggo, that'd be something.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She traded any vestige of hosting/journalistic talent for the secret of eternal youth. 

Bilal is quick to say "we both have faults". He's going to turn it on Shaeeda at every turn. 

she went to The Crossroads to make a deal with the devil, Robert Johnson style.

[kacesq]

Jibri is such a poseur. Am I dating myself? Don’t care. He’s going to make me side with Ari and that’s unforgivable.

[Pepper Mostly]

See, that's it, Jibri. Mean old meanies are just jealous. 

Shut up Ari. Jibri is loaded for bear and I am here for it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey Jabroni, even Tim could beat you up so shut the fuck up already.

[kacesq]

Oh fuck me a show about people who are losing their hair? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

🤞Microsoft?  That is my projection.

Caught.  ;)

[Gobi]

Uncontrollable Nostril Hairs, coming soon to TLC. 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

So Kobe has a job, are they living in their own house or still with the parents? 

Hope that factoid comes out.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bilal equates his personality disorder to quirks. Interesting.

Jealous of WHAT, Jibri? Dim your light? Nah dude. You’re literally just dim.

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

So Kobe has a job, are they living in their own house or still with the parents? 

Thank you. The obvious follow up question that of course, Shawn did not ask. She’s a terrible interviewer.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hey Jabroni, even Tim could beat you up so shut the fuck up already.

But could he beat him into a coma? 

Just now, Gobi said:

Uncontrollable Nostril Hairs, coming soon to TLC. 

Its just a matter of time until "What's That Up Your Ass?" You heard it here first. 

[kacesq]

I dislike Jon Hamm and don’t find him funny in commercials.

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

When did you become a Mod?

I'm not yet.  

[Trackdawg]

Sorry I'm late! I'll be right there...just gotta finish rehearshing for my dayunze:

[kacesq]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

I'm not yet.  

But you have the shield of sovereignty in your profile box!

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh fuck me a show about people who are losing their hair? 

The other shows are about people losing their dignity.   The hair thing is new.

[Gobi]

Why do I think that all the drug ads are pilots for future TLC shows?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I dislike Jon Hamm and don’t find him funny in commercials.

And I really never found him attractive, but whatever.

[kacesq]

I find the Dr Pimple Popper ads so difficult to watch.

Tim’s outfit is interesting. The pants are iridescent.

[Frozendiva]

I'm not jealous of nothing. Wrong sentence structure, Jibbykins.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jabroni gets the asshole award, and that’s HUGE (hahaha).

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ari is tough?

In her mind bitchy=tough

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Jibri is still a clown

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Jibri is such a poseur. Am I dating myself? Don’t care. He’s going to make me side with Ari and that’s unforgivable.

[Gobi]

TLC's new show about escorts - "Oh, Fuck Me!" 

[kacesq]

Congrats on the green card, Bini! Now you can leave. 

Oh FFS Bini, get a steady job too. You have a kid. 

[Grifter Lives]

2nd production prompt: Jabroni is on a rollercoaster of emotions.  Miona said it, too.

It looks like Tim & Kenny just provide more filler.  They'll pretend this is so fascinating.

[Straycat80]

Tim and Kenny are right about Jibri. 
So Bini didn’t think he was a father before he got his green card? 

[Frozendiva]

Why are you manspreading, Gibolicious?

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

When did they film this?   

June 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dollars to donuts Ari has a tracker on Bini's phone. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion is still training for the MMA circuit, thus he’s not actually working per se. That being said, the Weinbergs would never stand for their son-in-law to be doing manual labor like Kobe.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

Hey Ari what’s your dream career? What are your plans for the future?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

2nd production prompt: Jabroni is on a rollercoaster of emotions.  Miona said it, too.

It looks like Tim & Kenny just provide more filler.  They'll pretend this is so fascinating.

Has he maybe had some uh, drug help?

[Straycat80]

Oh shut Gerbil! Shawn is a terrible host, no control at all. 

[Bees52]

Somebody tell SDCB his mama is the therapist, not him. Let the other guests talk without his  advice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jibri is a poser and in love with himself but he is not wrong here. 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hey Ari what’s your dream career? What are your plans for the future?

THIS PART. Are your parents still paying for your apartment?

[charmed1]

WTF is this? I don’t watch Pillow Talk because I despise Tim and all the rest. Now he’s sitting there backstage with Kenny like Statler & Waldorf? I’m out. I’m not watching this scripted aggression they’re doing onstage. 

[kacesq]

Kobe is scared of Emily so he’ll tell his boss everything.

lmao at Bini getting a million dollars for a fight. LOLOLOL.

[Mr. Miner]

Somebody shoot the clown school reject with a tranquilizer. Thirsty mfer! 🖕🏻