90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

The squad made sure to display their bosoms for Yve's wedding.

We are American priestesses and we will show the gals to any Muslim we feel like

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Wow Mo is getting a green card and the whole family is comig to the US!!

He obviously thinks he's going to import all of his family, but even getting his mother will take years.    He's the one who has to sponsor them, not Yve. 

[charmed1]

They dressed Kelly Clarkson like ye olde bar wench in this Wayfair commercial.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And what of Lacey, who shit herself in her boyfriend's sister's car? Classic

New pants! New pants! 

[sainte-chapelle]

So Paris Hilton is reduced to doing ads for the business

[goofygirl]

14 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

TThe wedding song 🎵 will be a guitar solo  version of chantilly lace avi has an ugly face

I'm sorry but Avi is just a tiny little child.  He can't help it.  That toadface of a mother now.....

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It is strange because she is not overweight…just…jiggly? Kinda like Darcey

Some bad decisions were made in selecting that dress. She could have picked a more flattering fit and cut and looked like a million dollars. I can only surmise that she is in dire need of an eye exam. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It's a totally tubular, boobular joy!

FTFY. Dustin would like to speak with you.

[magemaud]

Just now, charmed1 said:

They dressed Kelly Clarkson like ye olde bar wench in this Wayfair commercial

Are those extra wide belts her signature look or something? I don’t think they’re very flattering 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess next week is the lucky week for Kobe and Worm Tongue? 

[Tuneful]

Just now, tvrox said:

The Egyptian wedding dancing is a lot like Iranian wedding dancing. 

Did they ulu-lulu-late? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Menopause will do that to you. 

I’ll be there soon. I honestly thought…in Darcey’s case anyway…it was from drinking

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I'm sorry but Avi is just a tiny little child.  He can't help it.  That toadface of a mother now.....

Oppps typo that should read Ari not Avi who is adorable

[Suzywriter]

That indulgent indulgent Hilton commercial makes me want to book at Ramada. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

Hang on Snoopy!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

Plug in! Plug in!

[mmecorday]

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I'm sorry but Avi is just a tiny little child.  He can't help it.  That toadface of a mother now.....

I think @Angry Moldovan meant Ari.

[Gobi]

Then just marry your father, Thighs, if it means that much to you.

[emergency ring]

2 more minutes... im trying so hard guys

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s an interesting nostril shot.

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

It’s almost over! Hang on!

[Hotel Snarker]

At first this episode was a 5, but now it’s a 3. The weddings are boring. And these couples are not invoking any positive emotion.

[charmed1]

Why isn’t this over? Put us out of our misery!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

When you have employment, can communicate your wants and needs, can be a life partner to someone.

None of the 90 day couples have achieved all 3. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Make it snappy, I have to go and break some legs later". 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I think @Angry Moldovan meant Ari.

Queen of the typos

[Straycat80]

Just send Thighs back to Dad and let him support her ass for the rest of his life. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh fuck, my laptop's in the red zone. Guess I'll be missing Thais and Patrick's final fight of the night. 

Stay here when it dies, we’ll tell you what happens.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Plug in! Plug in!

Even for you I will not go downstairs and get my charger for one more minute of this shitshow. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is her dad so against the wedding?

[Straycat80]

Congratulations everyone we made it thru two hours of hell! See everyone next week! 

[emergency ring]

OK BYE EVERYONE!! BESITOS. 

have a great week!!! its finally august!! take care of yourselves 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wash & Dry word art in the Bile Duct AirBnB. what the hell?

[Grifter Lives]

If Patrick's ball weren't shrunken, he should have called out Thais and her father and sent her back to Brazil. 

[Pepper Mostly]

SAY NO SHAEEDA. SAY NO. SAVE YOURSELF.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is her dad so against the wedding?

He gets Netflix and has seen the show.

[LEILANI2]

20 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Am I the only one sick of Annie cooking in bed? Speaking of that when does 600lb life come back?

600 LB, those people are too lazy to cook in bed.  I have been tired of Annie and her schtick after season 2 and did anyone watch her and David trying to force her brother to America for a whole season.

[Hotel Snarker]

Her dad is an asshole. Like, damn.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Have a good week everyone!

[Mrs. Landingham]

And that’s a wrap. Love you all. See you next week.

[LEILANI2]

Every day ends on a bad note when you're with Emily.

[Angry Moldovan]

We did it, boy it was long. Have a great week my lovelies

[sainte-chapelle]

Nice to see Patrick’s family dressed up for the wedding. Goodnight all%!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wash & Dry word art in the Bile Duct AirBnB. what the hell?

You should see what’s in his bathroom! 

[Zombness]

Ok....finally!!!  Thought these 2 hrs would never pass.  If it were not for all of you snarkers I would have changed the channel long time ago.

[Gobi]

This show does not have my blessing, only the snark.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is her dad so against the wedding?

No one knows. 

Well, we made it, peeps. Thanks for all the laughs, you were on FIRE and I laughed a LOT. Have a wonderful week. See my fellow gluttons for punishment tomorrow night for Seeking Sister Wife. I love you all! MWAH!

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all, I have to admit that I am starting training tomorrow for my new summer and weekend job! I am super excited to meet new people and join another support group! Please wish me good luck as I embark on this amazing journey! It’ll be fun!