90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

57 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

More importantly, since Thais and Patrick are in Miami, what do y’all think the Vase is doing?

It's holding John's vomit from his hangovers. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I thought it was giant head and his features are all scrunched up in the center.

He looks like they way I would draw a head and face when I was a kid

[Mrs. Landingham]

I am sick to the back teeth of every couple on this uber shit sandwich of a show whining and bleating about their “doubts” 24 hours before their weddings. Get a new line, guys.

[LEILANI2]

I thought Thais is 'family oriented'.  In Hawaii it's common for multifgenerations to live together permantly. Hell and in this economy people are moving home too.

How would she like her ass put out on the streets in a month's time.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Patrick looks so derpy. Nothing behind the eyes

Like a shark

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I thought Thais is 'family oriented'.  In Hawaii it's common for multifgenerations to live together permantly. Hell and in this economy people are moving home too.

How would she like her ass put out on the streets in a month's time.

Doesn’t she live with her dad?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I am sick to the back teeth of every couple on this uber shit sandwich of a show whining and bleating about their “doubts” 24 hours before their weddings. Get a new line, guys.

The entire Sharp productions writer's room needs to be fired, forthwith. A clean break, guys. Its for the best. A roomful of chimps could come up with better storylines. 

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I thought Thais is 'family oriented'.  In Hawaii it's common for multifgenerations to live together permantly. Hell and in this economy people are moving home too.

How would she like her ass put out on the streets in a month's time.

Thais's "family orientation" extends only to her family, silly!

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If Jibri’s mom was my therapist I’d find a new one immediately after seeing her on this shit.

I suspect she works for an agency that takes state insurance, giving her clients no choice.

[Grifter Lives]

Thais and Patrick have been without John for two episodes now, in Boston and in Miami.  Thais isn't even making the point that there's less stress without him.  She's still mad that he's around at all. 

And, actually, it's weird that John wouldn't have visited his mother or been invited on the yacht with Patrick's like-brothers business associates.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A roomful of chimps could come up with better storylines. 

You rang?

[Angry Moldovan]

Is that a skinnier Janelle from sistah wives? I kid, I kid!

[magemaud]

Is Whitney wearing Kabuki makeup?

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Doesn’t she live with her dad?

Mens does not control her.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I thought Thais is 'family oriented'.  In Hawaii it's common for multifgenerations to live together permantly. Hell and in this economy people are moving home too.

How would she like her ass put out on the streets in a month's time.

I love how welcoming Patrick is. He wasn't lying when he said he'd be happy to have that sour-faced girl's father live with them. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Jibri’s mom is 10 lbs of garbage shoved into a 5 lbs bag. “Therapist”, my dog’s butt.

[Doublemint]

Every week is the S A M E thing  with  Thais.   He's too controlling, hate John living with them and her Dad is right, she's unsure.    Rinse and repeat!

[sainte-chapelle]

I dunno why but Patrick just reminded me of an old interview Christian Bale did and said Tom Cruise was his inspiration for His performance as Patrick Bateman….said there seemed to be nothing behind the eyes and his joy always seemed manufactured 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Thais and Patrick have been without John for two episodes now, in Boston and in Miami.  Thais isn't even making the point that there's less stress without him.  She's still mad that he's around at all. 

And, actually, it's weird that John wouldn't have visited his mother or been invited on the yacht with Patrick's like-brothers business associates.

It was a business trip and Patrick knows what would happen if he brought his brother.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I suspect she works for an agency that takes state insurance, giving her clients no choice.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhh I summoned her.

[Frozendiva]

Runaway bride is wearing sneakers.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Thais and Patrick have been without John for two episodes now, in Boston and in Miami.  Thais isn't even making the point that there's less stress without him.  She's still mad that he's around at all. 

And, actually, it's weird that John wouldn't have visited his mother or been invited on the yacht with Patrick's like-brothers business associates.

Patrick and John have different mothers don’t they?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Thais and Patrick have been without John for two episodes now, in Boston and in Miami.  Thais isn't even making the point that there's less stress without him.  She's still mad that he's around at all. 

And, actually, it's weird that John wouldn't have visited his mother or been invited on the yacht with Patrick's like-brothers business associates.

Maybe brows isn't Patrick's mother. The family seems to have random connections and multiple step-people.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Fred looks like he’s adding up the costs of this ridiculous wedding and how much it will cost him in the future as well, including the fee for Areola’s divorce lawyer.

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO they look like they are dragging Ari down that aisle….where is Leandro?

[mmecorday]

Made of Nutella fabric?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love it when brides are perp walked down the aisle by their parents. 

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d rather see Areiola and her ugly face.

Happy now??  We got a close-up!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Hoopa! Hoopa!

Go team!

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is Whitney wearing Kabuki makeup?

I keep on thinking that she and Patrick's mother used the same make-up artist (MUA, if you're wonky-eyed whats-his-name).

[LEILANI2]

This episode has made me hate weddings. None of them are gonna make it.

[Zombness]

Amazed how many people went to Ari's wedding!!

[Angry Moldovan]

She looks like a zombie with all the work she’s had done.

[tvrox]

Ari needed to tone down the eye makeup. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love it when brides are perp walked down the aisle by their parents. 

They can finally get rid of her!

[Suzywriter]

I wonder if John is in rehab.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola looks especially rabbit-like in those eye-melting closeups.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari looks like an 80’s bride.

[Gobi]

"You are a great father to what's his name."

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ugh, Bari and Ini. Or Bini and Ari. I cannot conjure up a singular fuck to give. Absolute dumpster fire.

[For Cereals]

I still can’t tell the difference between Ari’s sister and Emily’s

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

They can finally get rid of her!

She'll be back. 

[magemaud]

There are some beautiful parks in the Princeton area. Why did Ari insist on having her wedding in such an ugly synagogue? 

[LEILANI2]

Ari should be banned from marrying for a third time.

[Straycat80]

Bini’s shoes are nicer than Ari’s. 

[Angry Moldovan]

The eyelashes make her look like a camel.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does he need a microphone? There are five people there! 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

"You are a great father to what's his name."

I shrieked out loud!

[Mindthinkr]

I lost all my reaction emoji’s 

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The eyelashes make her look like a camel.

And this is her hump day.