90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

No @OneGuy tonight also.

It’s summer and this shite is boring. If it wasn’t for A grade snark I’d have dropped off after pred da egg

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is it over yet?

Its never over, my friend. We are just in an endless mobius of suck. It is only you, my fellow snarkers, who keep me coming back. I live for your wit and wisdom. 

[Gobi]

Here's Areola, ready for her Miss Piggy audition.

[Grifter Lives]

How could Ari choose a wedding date in conflict with Leandro's calendar?  

[Frozendiva]

Maybe one of the cobra chickens can chase Ari.

[magemaud]

what’s so “amazing” about Ari’s veil? It looks like mosquito netting 

[Pepper Mostly]

For a second there I thought Leandro was Face timing in to the wedding dress shopping expedition. Sweet Jesus. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's a doctor like Dr. Phil. 

Dr Phil isn’t a doctor…apparently Yve is though. She has a DOM degree, or a doctor of Oriental medicine…whatever that is.

[Frozendiva]

I wish I could sew.... well.... and do a zipper.

[Straycat80]

Bini can sew? I’m impressed. Avi is so cute, those eyelashes! 

[Angry Moldovan]

I do feel for Bini being stuck with that scrag

[mmecorday]

Avi is so cute!!

[ExMathMajor]

WAIT a minute...Bini knows how to sew? Well damn...

[LEILANI2]

Note to Sharps, none of us give a crap if they get married.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m mean but that kid looks like Ari…how unfortunate 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Ari. If only Bini could understand the complex social structures and culture of suburban New Jersey. 

[Gobi]

OMG! Will the wedding be canceled? Is this the end of Areola and Bunion? Uh, no, just more of the same from Sharp.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari fully embracing the mom jeans.

[Doublemint]

Bini. has hidden talents.  I will say that Ari looks better in the talking heads

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

WAIT a minute...Bini knows how to sew? Well damn...

Warms my sewist heart. 

[Bees52]

Wait. What Ari? You just wanted Bini to understand your lifestyle? So do you want to send him back to Ethiopia now? 😦

[Suzywriter]

Bini sews?? I'M SWOONING!!

[charmed1]

Bini sews? Did we know that already? That’s a very valuable skill to have. Much more than competing in fixed MMA fights with TLC’s pool of extras.

[Frozendiva]

Getting married to keep a kid happy does not work in the long run.

[LEILANI2]

She's looking at him and trying to think of something to start shit.

[Grifter Lives]

So far in this episode the only happy couple has been Kobe and Temperature.

[ExMathMajor]

Does Ari have a fucking JOB??

Avi is getting so big! He's just adorable.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Bini sews? Did we know that already? That’s a very valuable skill to have. Much more than competing in fixed MMA fights with TLC’s pool of extras.

He can import some beautiful African fabrics and start a good side hustle.

[magemaud]

Avi couldn’t care less that Mommy came home. 

oh wait, he was only 2. I apologize for my deleted comment 

Edited July 18, 2022 by magemaud

[Gobi]

Does anyone think that Avi could pick Areola out of a line-up?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ari let’s be honest, you wanted to get your fuck on and run back to Leandro when you decided you were done…a baby ruined that 

Edited July 18, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Avi for the win!!!

[Mr. Miner]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Pepper Mostly]

"His father is always making him laugh. Unlike me, a perpetual dark cloud of gloom and need." Ari, probably.

[emergency ring]

awh avi is so cute 

[mmecorday]

If Ari is a "logical person," then my name is Sophia Pahawkins.

[Angry Moldovan]

Areiola is punching way above her weight. Danny Devito wouldn’t give her a glance if was drunk as a skunk on the floor

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Avi couldn’t care less that Mommy came home. 
I don’t want to sound cruel, but this was filmed right before Avi’s third birthday, does he seem maybe a little delayed? 

His language skills definitely seem so. I was wondering his age due to that.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hmm, Ari’s attitude changed when she found out Leander wasn’t coming to the wedding…🤔

[Emmeline]

Ari and Bini had years together to figure this relationship out.  Clearly Bini has a very close relationship with his son.  Ari you don’t belong in those jeans.  Oh god, the kid wanting them to kiss was sad.  He must sense bad vibes.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

So far in this episode the only happy couple has been Kobe and Temperature.

They are kind of hot together, am I right?

[ExMathMajor]

OMG I CANNOT WITH AVI MAKING THEM KISS 😭

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Bini sews? Did we know that already? That’s a very valuable skill to have. Much more than competing in fixed MMA fights with TLC’s pool of extras.

Definitely much more valuable than butt bongo-ing, too.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"His father is always making him laugh. Unlike me, a perpetual dark cloud of gloom and need." Ari, probably.

Oh no, she definitely said that

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Avi couldn’t care less that Mommy came home. 
I don’t want to sound cruel, but this was filmed right before Avi’s third birthday, does he seem maybe a little delayed? 

Yes, where's the language?  I thought he was much younger, like just two.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m a guy watching women poop on TV. 😷

[magemaud]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Yes, where's the language?  I thought he was much younger, like just two.

You’re right. I deleted my comment when I realized he was just two. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, this women pooping commercial? What the fuck?! I did not need to hear any of that information, thank you very much.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Yes, where's the language?  I thought he was much younger, like just two.

It is all Jihoon’s fault

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

His language skills definitely seem so. I was wondering his age due to that.

A much smarter person can feel free to correct me, but I think that’s pretty common for kids in bilingual households. Avi has spent most of his little life with people who speak Amharic as a first language.