90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Mo wants to work and send money to Egypt.  He doesn't want to babysit, and Yve is focused on a wedding.  They are not compatible. 

• He wants his mommy.  She wants a babysitter. 
• She's not a Muslim woman and will not convert.  He wants any hypothetical child to be his and raised in his religion.
• She wants to drink with her skank squad, and he wants to hold it over her.  

The list goes on.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mohamed, that’s all well and good, but did you sacrifice your CAR?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This guy:

Oh, how the fuck did I forget about Callahan? Goddamnit.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I picture Sharp Productions having hand-written help wanted signs on the windows with an hourly rate of something like $14.  No experience necessary.

They sent an intern to hang out at the mosque and buttonhole 30-ish looking men as they went in. "Hey, hi, how are you? No, I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, I wanted to know if you'd like to be on TV? An afternoon's work, all the coffee you can drink, and an envelope with a crisp $100 bill in it. What do you say?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Trackdawg, seems like the virus hasn’t affected your rapier wit!

[kacesq]

Matching coats?

[OoogleEyes]

I don't think that I would trust Jimmie JayJay Walker with anything 

[mmecorday]

I can't wait to see which sunglasses Miona has selected for her night on the town.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shirt Shack had a closeout sale. Jabroni bought the same sweater for everyone in his family and in his Black Serbs garage band.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow. Jibri is all about the name calling. He looks ridiculous. How does Miona not just verbally annihilate him?

[kacesq]

So Mioni has like 4 hairs and a bunch of falls that she switches in and out, yes?

[Eldemarge]

Jibri and Miona really want to be couples fashion Insta Influencers but they're giving me Brady Bunch Variety Hour.

[Gobi]

Why do I think Debris and Miona are wearing matching underwear?

[Frozendiva]

Why are they wearing the same outfit?

[Grifter Lives]

Every couple, except Ari-Bini-Leandro, has had a scene where they eat.  And, they all have been gross.  Kara even talked with food in her mouth and smacked her lips.  

[OneGuy]

An artist like Jibri needs someone to keep him focused.  What the world will miss if he cannot be allowed to create.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jibri: So, yesterday when I abandoned you to the tender mercies of my mother, I talked to my grandma, who also tried to talk me out of marrying you. 

So, Jibri wants Miona to solely exist to prop him up? Does she not have a right to her own thing? 

[kacesq]

I’m glad I’m old and not subject to the influencer beauty standard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miona, play your trump card! Say you’ll work on the relationship but that you have to move out of Rapid City.

[Frozendiva]

Your life and your karma, Jiblet.

[Suzywriter]

I hate Debris.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jibberish: “We just aren’t on the same page.”

My Sharona: “But we’re wearing matching sweaters!”

[Grifter Lives]

Just when it couldn't get worse, I see Jibri's torn jeans.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m glad I’m old and not subject to the influencer beauty standard.

Don't care for her Spock brows.

[Bees52]

If he's  in the studio for 12 hours? Doing what? From what I saw last time they had a studio session, all he did was be the hype man. Oh, and fight over Miona.

[rideashire]

WTF is this dude saying? 

She knows no one there, she has no transportation (can she uber in the middle of nowhere?), no income, and he's expecting her to have a full life of her own after just arriving. How exactly does he expect that to happen?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Miona, play your trump card! Say you’ll work on the relationship but that you have to move out of Rapid City.

You wrote the script!

[kacesq]

LOLOLOLOL at lazy ass Jibri “building an empire”

[OneGuy]

God, this dialog is so stilted.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now Jibri is going to tell Miona why she's stupid and wrong for feeling the way she feels. 

LEAVE, MIONA. GO. This assclown is beneath you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Jibri and Miona really want to be couples fashion Insta Influencers but they're giving me Brady Bunch Variety Hour.

He found the sweaters at a Cosby Show auction.

[TMI]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jibberish: “We just aren’t on the same page.”

My Sharona: “But we’re wearing matching sweaters!”

Can't be  any more on the same page as that! Wearing native american blankets as coats1

[Zombness]

Jibri....trying to build an empire.....not on his singing abilities. 

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Seriously. There is no excuse for being a horrible cook in this day and age

Maybe Thais is misunderstanding a recipe in English 

[Emmeline]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This guy:

Hopper looks very sexy this year.  The shaved head looks good on him.

[Suzywriter]

"be patient" always means "no, but I'm not taking responsibility for refusing".

[Frozendiva]

What is wrong with a small South Dakota wedding and having a beach one a few months from now? I don't like destination weddings. Why would I want to spend my precious vacation time on someone's wedding that lasts a few hours and I also have to pay for this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jibri: I'll be hurting the ones I love. 

Pepper Mostly: Including Miona, apparently. 

[OoogleEyes]

"I'm trying to build an Empire" says the gullible man-child

[Doublemint]

Can't take cold weather?  Isn't it pretty frosty in Serbia?   Her argument has a lot of holes in it.  After all, she's not from Tahiti.

[For Cereals]

No one is missing out on his gift of essentially being in a Black Eyed Peas cover band…

[Gobi]

Mimes - the less said, the better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"I'm trying to build an Empire" says the gullible man-child

If only “building an empire” didn’t take actual work.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Can't take cold weather?  Isn't it pretty frosty in Serbia?   Her argument has a lot of holes in it.  After all, she's not from Tahiti.

And, she hasn't even experienced a South Dakota winter yet.  They've worn light jackets at most and just walked into the restaurant in their sweaters with no outer coats.  

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

An artist like Jibri needs someone to keep him focused.  What the world will miss if he cannot be allowed to create.

He needs a Gilbert to his Sullivan, a Becker to his Fagen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jibri says "I don't want a spoiled princess". I would give a lung for Miona to say "I don't either". Sigh. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

And, she hasn't even experienced a South Dakota winter yet.  They've worn light jackets at most and just walked into the restaurant in their sweaters with no outer coats.  

I doubt that she will see much -40 in South Dakota.

[TMI]

Bini is on his way to ten kids...Got one who lives somewhere in USA...has Avi...To accomplish his goal ---he just needs to meet up with 8 more potential green card donors and he is home free.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If only “building an empire” didn’t take actual work.

Is there a 'build an empire' module for Wii?

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If only “building an empire” didn’t take actual work.

Heck, if that was sure truth then I’d have an empire faster than playing a game of Risk.