90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

Saved by zero!

Very haunting song.

[mmecorday]

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A French-speaking father works just like the app! 

I was aiming for some snark there. On my commute to work I hear that ridiculous ad for Babel at least twice. And it only takes me 10 minutes to get to work.

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily is out here making Ari look like a chill, relaxed mom.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

If you don’t want to co-parent, Emily, then why the hell did you bring Kobe to the US? That’s not how it works. 

I suspect that her father left the raising to mom, and Emily expected the same convenience. 

[sainte-chapelle]

That flat faced bandage head kid needs a smack

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

If you don’t want to co-parent, Emily, then why the hell did you bring Kobe to the US? That’s not how it works. 

So he can work and buy her a big house! (And give her teh sex)

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I don't know how this poor man is putting up with this crap.  Wow.

He loves his baby! I think that's the main reason he's powering through 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Boobs need to be a bingo square at this point (Emily and Yve's friends). 

Well, "breastfeeding" is a square already. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping that one of Areola’s siblings throws red wine in Bunion’s face.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Her parenting tool kit consists of one thing, stuffing a boob in Koben's mouth. 

And having Emily’s whole weird family hover around to point out any time they think Kobe is making a mistake.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I was aiming for some snark there. On my commute to work I hear that ridiculous ad for Babel at least twice. And it only takes me 10 minutes to get to work.

He could write french words on the peanuts...

[Grifter Lives]

Bini's wearing his big ol' cross, but Ari forgot her Star of David.  

Also, he must have packed their entire wardrobe of Ethiopian garb.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

So he can work and buy her a big house! (And give her teh sex)

Oh, she wants a husband. If only to continually complain about him. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow Ari is a bitch…” my brother already hates you” good times. I still don’t get what Bini did wrong

[OneGuy]

Why do I find myself thinking there is a "Student Driver" placard on the back of Ari's car?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That flat faced bandage head kid needs a smack

He looks more like a rapper than the high school reunion ex.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You can tell Areola’s family hates Bunion.

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Jenny, you have had such an interesting life with a ONT of life experiences.  Have you ever thought about writing a book?  I mean, I would read it immediately!!  It seems like you have such strength and wisdom....  Just a thought.  YOU ROCK!

Appreciated. I dont know if i have it in me to relive some of this stuff though.

 The murder case involved teacher from Salem High School in Salem NH and the murder was in Lawrence Ma in 1994

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That purple haired girl from Plathville irks me and I don’t even watch the show.

She'd REALLY piss you off if you had to listen to one of her songs!

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

If you don’t want to co-parent, Emily, then why the hell did you bring Kobe to the US? That’s not how it works. 

Because Kobe's packin'.

[Hotel Snarker]

Who thinks Bini looks like John Travolta? He’s staying alive.

[Adeejay]

Emily looks so much better with a bit more weight.    

[JennyMominFL]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This reminds me that I had an elementary school music teacher who was beaten, raped, and strangled to death by her ex-husband on her front porch. I saw it from afar because I was at the field across from her home at the time. I immediately went to my mom and told her to alert authorities.

Oh My gosh. That is horrible

[rideashire]

So what exactly is going on with Ari's face because wow she looks very different from those flashbacks, and I vaguely remember her looking super different in the very beginning. Filler? Weight loss? I'm puzzled.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, "breastfeeding" is a square already. 

Emily calls breastfeeding "boobing."  Two birds with one stone.

[Angry Moldovan]

In my culture we don’t care about family at all 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Frozendiva]

Bini is like a walking, talking museum exhibit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, a nice family dinner. I'm afraid the full on brawl that erupted at the Family Libby's house sets a high bar, but hope springs eternal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That restaurant seems to be very quiet Americana.

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful

I had a co-worker who's husband killed her, and then turned the gun on himself. 

WTF

[kacesq]

Family Ari is so welcoming...

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, a nice family dinner. I'm afraid the full on brawl that erupted at the Family Libby's house sets a high bar, but hope springs eternal. 

Don’t forget family Chantel “ what you sayyyy”

[Tuneful]

Petunia Pig at the wheel driving her intended. Her parents tricked them out with a sweet ride, that's leather in there, babies. Is one allowed to say Bini looks ghetto fabulous for his big night? Maybe EthioUtopian?  

[Pepper Mostly]

"So, remember that fight you two had a year ago? what was that all about?" Jesus, these people. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

In my culture we don’t care about family at all 🤦🏼‍♀️

I don't know a lot of my relatives. They all lead their own lives.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can tell Areola’s family hates Bunion.

I think Areola's family hates Areola, and wants to tell him. 

[OneGuy]

These people are pathetic.

[Pepper Mostly]

So I guess being an obnoxious sow runs in the family. This sister, sheesh. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Who thinks Bini looks like John Travolta? He’s staying alive.

Well.....will Ari want to keep him in a plastic bubble?

[sainte-chapelle]

Sister Ari loves to stir the pot

[Suzywriter]

What is with these grilling families and friends with their buckets of boobs. 

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm surprised we never see any tender or playful moments between Ari and Avi.

That would require her to actually be a mom and parent her child. 

[OneGuy]

They should be asking Ari every one of these questions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

These people are pathetic.

What, you're not highly amused by the witty repartee? 

[For Cereals]

Shut up sister Ari!  You were sharing a wall! What’s your financial plan?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Areola is speechless and looks angry that her parents dare to bring up the fact that she needs to get a job.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari can tell her family to STFU any time now.

[charmed1]

This sister wavers between looking like Sarah Palin and Martha from “Baskets.” She weirdly sounds like both of them.

[Suzywriter]

Is Ari adopted? She doesn't look like any of those people. 

These are the nosiest, most interfering people ever.

[mmecorday]

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Well.....will Ari want to keep him in a plastic bubble?

I am sooooo glad I haven't started in on my Kim Crawford savignon blanc or it would be all over my computer monitor right now.