90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

"I go dey for you."

[Tuneful]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hogs hightailed it out of there. 

She brought this on herself by going to the restaurant to meet him in the first place. She told him not to come. Bet she knows a guy or two (inside or outside the police) who could've gone to the restaurant and told him to go home and not bother her again. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Wow. What a talent.

It was better than Tarik singing to Hazel 

[Zombness]

What Sojaboy wouldn't do for a green card.......

[Hotel Snarker]

He should’ve just poured some Nickelodeon slime on her and wished her a safe flight.

[sainte-chapelle]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

 

He sang two lines…hardly a private concert

[greekmom]

Just now, Zombness said:

What Sojaboy wouldn't do for a green card.......

I honestly don't think he wants to come to America unless it a guarantee he's a star.

[charmed1]

Ben’s time in the cult must’ve left him with a complete inability to understand human interaction. Mahogany said she was done and that the only reason she came was to drop off a letter from her dad. After that he still expected her to stay and drive him back to the airport? 

Edited March 21, 2022 by charmed1

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It was better than Tarik singing to Hazel 

Better shirt too…no mesh

[Frozendiva]

He wants the electronics back.

[emergency ring]

USMOM???!

[OneGuy]

Geez Kimbaaaly, doesn't "I'm done!!" mean anything anymore?

[Hotel Snarker]

Usman is so original! What a great idea to promote his career by singing on TV again!

[magemaud]

Kim, you’re required to take Usman’s mother a goat as a hostess gift 

[greekmom]

Bitch.

You had sex 1 time.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ben’s time in the cult must’ve left him with a complete inability to understand human interaction. Mahogany said she was done and that the only reason she came was to drop off a left from her dad. After that he still expected her to stay and drive him back to the airport? 

Ben is just that naive. 

[ExMathMajor]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Take a bus to Lima and get your ass out of Peru

Okay, because I'm tired of Kimbally's punk ass, I'm doing a little research...

[Eldemarge]

Usman took 2 Xannies with that champagne because he knows Kimbaally is going to want sex immediately after dinner.

[GrammyPammy]

For the love of God can someone tell Kimbelly how unflattering that scalped-back hairstyle is?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The stranding of Ben might be the best scene in the history of this franchise.

Totally agree. I could watch it over and over. 

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I hope when he gets to "her house" someone else will be living there too.

Which just shows that she knew he was a creeper and made sure he wouldn't know where she lives. Now she should change her phone number and disappear. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"I go dey for you."

Poetry. 

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Am I horrible for loving Mahogs for doing this?

I think it's her parents. She can be thankful for them. She got into a situation over her head. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Usman is so original! What a great idea to promote his career by singing on TV again!

Nobody has ever heard Usman's real singing voice.

[goofygirl]

There ya go Kimballllllllllllllllllly.....  You better get yo ass back to California.  Your Mom is very sick.

Uh oh.... Is it time for us to see Mikey make a run for it?  Can't wait. 

Although that leaving Ben the wanker in the middle of Peru was REALLY REALLY GOOD!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

 

Ben’s time in the cult must’ve left him with a complete inability to understand human interaction

 

Eh, it’s an NPD thing. Inability to see things from someone else’s perspective, thus no empathy.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[For Cereals]

If that’s the best night of her life, it’s a sad one…

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

For the love of God can someone tell Kimbelly how unflattering that scalped-back hairstyle is?

She needs to hook up with a black hairstylist, yo.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

I think it's her parents. She can be thankful for them. She got into a situation over her head. 

Teach her to carefully read her contracts. 

[greekmom]

Wonder what's he going to pass Kimber as to his mom.

I remember Usman calling Lisa a doctor.

Edited March 21, 2022 by greekmom
i'm getting the old ladies mixed up

[Doublemint]

Computer dying - it needs the geek squad 3 or 4 day go over, but it's a bad time for me and I can't spare it for that long.  

[Frozendiva]

Ben, the bus may have been less than $50.

Time for me to skip the 2001 Infiniti commercial. My ears bleed.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

What Sojaboy wouldn't do for a green card.......

And more exposure.

Also, couldn't he find the instrumental version of his own track? Sounded like he was singing along with the words to me.

Ooh Kim's off to me Mom Usman. Hope she has a goat or cow on hand... oh wait, that might have been Angela and Michael's gift to mom...

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I hope when he gets to "her house" someone else will be living there too.

Please let this happen

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Mike finally connects the TWO dots and realizes that XXXimena is using him for the money. 

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Nobody has ever heard Usman's real singing voice.

Another Milli Vinilli???

[TMI]

17 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Why does Ben come off as so creepy? 

because HE IS

[goofygirl]

16 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Okay, because I'm tired of Kimbally's punk ass, I'm doing a little research...

But wait... Is he going back to Lima or to Hog's hometown? Moron is prolly thinking he's gonna "talk" to her if he goes to her hometown.

Edited March 21, 2022 by goofygirl

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Ben, the bus may have been less than $50.

Time for me to skip the 2001 Infiniti commercial. My ears bleed.

For a three hour car ride 250 isn’t a bad deal

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Wonder what's he going to pass Kimber as to his mom.

I remember Usman calling Lisa a doctor.

Video production director. 

[Granny58]

re Ben and Mahogany - I heard the Internet laughing!  And it was DELICIOUS.   I'm sure she thought he would murder her in the car and wisely choose to get away.  Don't blame her. 

[Tuneful]

10 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The stranding of Ben might be the best scene in the history of this franchise.

She Wholly Ghosted him? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Zombness said:

Another Milli Vinilli???

Autotune. Every song is autotuned. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Zombness said:

Another Milli Vinilli???

They were at least cute.  I have that video on VHS somewhere…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly’s son will be so relieved that he doesn’t have to pick up the pieces of his mother’s heart. 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, goofygirl said:

But wait... Is he going back to Lima or to Hog's hometown? Moron is prolly thiming he's gonna "talk" to her if he goes to her hometown.

If he had a whit of sense, he'd go back to Lima. But he doesn't have a whit of sense...

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

And more exposure.

Also, couldn't he find the instrumental version of his own track? Sounded like he was singing along with the words to me.

Ooh! Kim's off to meet Mom Usman. Hope she has a goat or cow on hand... oh wait, that might have been Angela and Michael's gift to mom...

 

[TazDevil]

Yup, saving the Pole run for the last scene...

[Zombness]

Just now, goofygirl said:

But wait... Is he going back to Lima or to Hog's hometown? Moron is prolly thiming he's gonna "talk" to her if he goes to her hometown.

He was going back to San Bartolo...Mahogs hometown.

[greekmom]

The turd is always fishing for a compliment.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, For Cereals said:

They were at least cute.  I have that video on VHS somewhere…

I remember when "Girl You Know It's True" first came out. I heard it on the radio and was like, meh...and then I saw the video. Suddenly the song wasn't that bad. 😍

[TMI]

Mike is so HOPEFUL Dumb