90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Straycat80]

Good luck @kacesq

[greekmom]

If Mike wasn't such a disgusting slob he would make a decent spouse.

[mmecorday]

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Ximena wearing her finest club attire.

Suitable for nice dinners, church, and conjugal visits.

[Frozendiva]

Doubt that Mike is the clubbing type.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s not revenge…why not send a photo of a Jasmine at the beach and them having a good time, he is disgusting 

And revenge for what?  Not touching his sad pee-pee anymore?  

[Bees52]

I don't get sending the nudes of the new girl to the ex, was it to make her jealous? If so, I don't think it worked how he was hoping...

 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Mike seems like a saint next to these assholes

[Hotel Snarker]

Surely, Ximena can't pretend not to know what's going on here. She's dramatically more dressed up than anyone else at the table.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"I invited Ximena's family so it'll be super romantic."

"So it will be super awkward when she bursts into tears and runs from the room"

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Jasmine’s really showing her ass.

And I am completely envious.

Edited February 7, 2022 by Mrs. Hanson

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Ximena wearing her finest club attire.

And her dad is going to mow the lawn 

[Armchair Critic]

I hope Mike took some Beano before he ate the big dinner...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike: Ximena, if you like me, you’re going to LOVE my dad and grandpa.

[Straycat80]

The food looks good. 
don’t forget one of those changes is to stop farting  Mike. 

[Frozendiva]

Mike is still too naive to marry the first woman he dates.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I don't get sending the nudes of the new girl to the ex, was it to make her jealous? If so, I don't think it worked how he was hoping...

 

 

He has no fooking brain

 

 

 

[greekmom]

I think he should have her promise to practice her English.

[Mr. Miner]

Does Eczema know what’s waiting for her in NY?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mike seems like a saint next to these assholes

He's kinda grubby and graceless but he seems kind. She could do worse.

[OneGuy]

"I've been a lot more attentive.  A lot more gas-free.  I hope it's enough."

[Hotel Snarker]

Te amo!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not sure whom(?) I feel more sorry for, Mike or Ximena. 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s not revenge…why not send a photo of a Jasmine at the beach and them having a good time, he is disgusting 

objectify women much, Tall Head? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Compared to the rest this is a fairytale proposal 

[emergency ring]

brace for impact everyone!! SAY NO XIMENA

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He has no fooking brain

 

 

 

The hat has been um, constricting.

[Hotel Snarker]

Aww, she’s gonna say yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

CLIFFHANGER!! 

[TazDevil]

The rest of the table can't see what's written on that thing in the cake LOL!!

[OneGuy]

Sharp uses the same "proposal music" regardless of cultural context.  All proposals are Hallmark movie music.

Edited February 7, 2022 by OneGuy

[For Cereals]

Is the Pole running scene a fake out?!  I need to see this!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's kinda grubby and graceless but he seems kind. She could do worse.

There must be a short, strange man in the US that doesn't fart. 

[Eldemarge]

Next up, Ben is going to find this 22 year-old's residence so he can roid rage at her dad.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"I've been a lot more attentive.  A lot more gas-free.  I hope it's enough."

"I love your children that I've only known for a week."

[Armchair Critic]

If she doesn't want Mike she needs to be honest and not lead him on any more. I doubt she will though because she doesn't want to give up the $$$$$$$

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

brace for impact everyone!! SAY NO XIMENA

@Ginos Black Hat, love your handle!

[Mrs. Hanson]

At least Mike has learned some Spanish.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

brace for impact everyone!! SAY NO XIMENA

Avatar = 💀

[sainte-chapelle]

Honestly…she has and can do worse than Mike. He seems a bit…not all there but so far I don’t think he is a bad man

[mmecorday]

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Te amo!

Mike's Spanish is so good, if I closed my eyes, I'd swear I was in Ecuador.

[Gobi]

Ben finds Mahogany and discovers he was cat fished by Frank Marino. It was the old Mahogany Rush.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Sharp uses the same "proposal music" regardless of cultural context.  That surprises me.

The crack Sharp research team couldn't be arsed.

Just now, Suzywriter said:

There must be a short, strange man in the US that doesn't fart. 

Honey. ALL men fart. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, Ben is David searching for Lana 2.0!

[rideashire]

Dammit Mike, why do you make me like you with that sweet speech that you even took the time to learn how to say in her language?

She better marry this dude, she won't do better. He's got flaws but compared to what she's used to dating he is a five star catch and has a good heart.

[Suzywriter]

Mike is springing for this whole shindig. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

CLIFFHANGER!! 

I have switched to you tube tv but I can’t split the screen, hence tech difficulties. I actually had to plug in my laptop 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only 15 minutes in and you guys already have me rolling in the aisle. Well done!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Aww, she’s gonna say yes.

Unless she has another fish on the hook, Mike is her only option as he's been bank rolling her all these months.

If she says no, the money will be gone.

[Frozendiva]

If she wants a quiet relationship, she will get it. Mike seems to be a homebody.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Honestly…she has and can do worse than Mike. He seems a bit…not all there but so far I don’t think he is a bad man

He's another child.