90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OneGuy]

There's always a part of me that finds including young children in this show is distasteful, disrespectful to the children.

[Pepper Mostly]

"yo no tengo un papa" just broke my cold black heart.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike needs to upgrade his translation

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember The Honeymooners? Ximena, Ximena, Ximena.

[SunnyBeBe]

Poor kid….he’s going to be heartbroken if he can’t have a dad, cause he farts too much.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, Mike letting the littlest boy run so far away is 100% scarier than Jihoon "letting" Druscilla "run" into traffic.

I feel so bad for these kids! They really want him as a father and if things go south this is going to be so heartbreaking.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!!

But I haven't worked up the courage to wear them to the drug store or anything. I also wear long shirts because even *I* am offended by my fat ass

[Frozendiva]

One should not introduce the kids until things are serious.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I think it should say "my GUT..." 

[mmecorday]

Why is Noxzema getting all gussied up like a cheap whore? Oh, wait...

[For Cereals]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

But I haven't worked up the courage to wear them to the drug store or anything. I also wear long shirts because even *I* am offended by my fat ass

Start out slow, get some joggers and work your way up.  You can do it!

[sainte-chapelle]

I think she is looking for excuses to say no because she doesn’t love him

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Poor kid….he’s going to be heartbroken if he can’t have a dad, cause he farts too much.  

He looks like he smells of spoiled milk, rotten cheese, and obviously, farts.

I hope Mike doesn't fart in the middle of proposing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I bought some cute short shearling boots to wear with leggings at Costco.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"yo no tengo un papa" just broke my cold black heart.

Si. Pobre nino.

[Grifter Lives]

Ximena: I always planned to marry Mike, until I actually met him.

She's nearly as pathetic as Ella.  Or the perverted preacher.

[Frozendiva]

Of course Mahogany isn't there. Why don't these fools book a hotel for a night and meet the love of their life the next day?

[Hotel Snarker]

I just got some leggings from Abercrombie and they are SO SOFT!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany knew where she was going to, and it wasn’t the airport.

[charmed1]

Oh god. I totally forgot about this douche.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

But I haven't worked up the courage to wear them to the drug store or anything. I also wear long shirts because even *I* am offended by my fat ass

Baby steps. Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to "hard pants"! I got rid of all my jeans, except for two pair. Freedom, baby!

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I think she is looking for excuses to say no because she doesn’t love him

I think so but I think she really doesn't have a choice either.

It's either say yes to Mike and keep the life as is.

Or say no, get a job and go fishing for another sucker.

[Toodleoo]

Ol' Uncle Ben Rice is angling for the Oscar here.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

One should not introduce the kids until things are serious.

Mike literally showed up and told the kids he LOVED them the very first time they met.  He was laying it on pretty thick.  That isn't okay.

[OneGuy]

Leading into the Ben Mahogany segment I wish they would show Ben with an animated avatar or something to show the relationship.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait….she doesn’t work and lives off of Mike entirely?

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm usually not a violent person, but I really would like to slap the snot out of Ben.    He should get a clue.   

I wonder if they had to cover up the cab driver laughing as he drove away?        I'm so mean tonight, I keep laughing each time Ben claims Mahogany loves him, and is real.   

1000 lb Best Friends is another joke, no way the four women they feature only add up to 1,000 lbs, more like a ton.    Meghan really tried, lost a bunch, and may keep going, but Vanessa never will. 

The ice cream on that Pandora commercial looks so good.     

Edited January 31, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Hampton Inn - I laughed out loud!

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCKS SAKE. 

[Mr. Miner]

I like to wear Bermuda shorts with black socks and dress shoes.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Straycat80]

Ben’s heart is dropping into his gut along with his eye. He knows Williams Mahogany loves him even though he’s never met her. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Straycat80

[RichiesOlderBro]

I know Mahogany loves me!

 

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Baby steps. Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to "hard pants"! I got rid of all my jeans, except for two pair. Freedom, baby!

I wore a pair of jeans for the first time in 18 months this weekend.  Even though they had a little stretch, it hurt my ass heart.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm usually not a violent person, but I really would like to slap the snot out of Ben.    He should get a clue.      

But God would smite you

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait….she doesn’t work and lives off of Mike entirely?

Nope.

"Covid"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Baby steps. Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to "hard pants"! I got rid of all my jeans, except for two pair. Freedom, baby!

Also, no one is looking, nobody cares. When people wear flannel pajamas and slippers to the market, that’s a sign.

[Pepper Mostly]

Twist--the cab driver is Mahogany. 

[Eldemarge]

You know Ben was sending her pics of his weird orange dick.

[Pepper Mostly]

AND PUT A MASK ON, DICKWAD.

[Bees52]

Doubts? She said don't come to Peru. You went anyway.

 

[charmed1]

Kids? He’s contemplating having kids with someone barely older than his own children?

[Grifter Lives]

Yeah, Ben.  There's a lot to unpack.  But, you're just not that interesting.

[greekmom]

I wonder if he's going to stalk a restaurant with flowers and her favourite candy store??!?!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

You know Ben was sending her pics of his weird orange dick.

Do you think he self tans it?

[RichiesOlderBro]

3%?

 

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Also, no one is looking, nobody cares. When people wear flannel pajamas and slippers to the market, that’s a sign.

People wore pajama pants to college 30 years ago, You do you, @OoogleEyes!

[Wollstonecraft]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bought some cute short shearling boots to wear with leggings at Costco.

But the question is, do you wear them to bed lol?

[Frozendiva]

Ben, she claims to be 24. You are 52? Her 'dad' has every right to be concerned.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany might have made a mistake and went to pick Ben up at Peru Airport.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

I wonder if he's going to stalk a restaurant with flowers and her favourite candy store??!?!

Don’t forget the chocolate panties.