90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happy Birthday @Hotel Snarker and Mrs. Hanson. 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[peaceknit]

Rip off the hat!!!

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Reporting for snark duty. Was sick all week, my birthday happened, couldn't make it to the store to get a cake til today, and now it's turning bitterly cold again after a day and half break.  Here is to a snarky new year.

Happy Belated Birthday.  Hope you got a ps5 and a new mac pro but didn't have to put out for it! LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, @Hotel Snarker!!

And @Mrs. Hanson!

And @Frozendiva!

Edited January 3, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino's laugh is nightmare fuel.

[Frozendiva]

Happy birthday to all birthday folks!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Superfans rejoice!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Happy new year, my snarky pals! I hope you are all overfed and well rested from the holiday break and ready for a new year of snarking! 

I had to have a disco nap so I could snark

[OneGuy]

Mike, prepare for your heart to be broken.

[tvrox]

Hi all!! Happy New Year. Here's to a great (and snarky) 2022. 

[kacesq]

Hello! Happy new Year and Happy Birthday! 

[Doublemint]

Happy New Year fellow snarkers - let's hit it!

[TazDevil]

Happy Belated Birthday @Frozendiva!!

[Toodleoo]

MY WALLET IS HERE I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE MY WALLET

[Pepper Mostly]

All I can see when I look at Mike is NOSE.As my dad would have said "Eek, what a beak!"

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Happy birthday to all birthday folks!

Happy Birthday  Ms Diva and Mrs Hanson 🎂🥂

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Reporting for snark duty. Was sick all week, my birthday happened, couldn't make it to the store to get a cake til today, and now it's turning bitterly cold again after a day and half break.  Here is to a snarky new year.

I'm hoping you feel better soon! Happy birthday to you and @Mrs. Hanson!

[Gobi]

"I love you. Where's my money?"

[mmecorday]

Hello! All I've done today is nap and eat chocolate cake. I'm full of sugar and well rested.

[OoogleEyes]

Happy New Year! 

I see Mike bought himself a new rolling suitcase of sadness. This will be a mess.

[Hotel Snarker]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, folks!

[kacesq]

Tummy tattoos. Alrighty.

[greekmom]

Damn. Ximena is really tattooed!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena is luring Mike into the lion’s den. Wait till he gets pounced on by her herd of relatives.

[Mr. Miner]

The kiss was nothing like my conjugal visit to the prison.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

All I can see when I look at Mike is NOSE.As my dad would have said "Eek, what a beak!"

I see the close set eyes first.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike kissing with eyes open. No shock there!

[Pepper Mostly]

At least Mike made an effort to learn some Spanish! I do believe this is a first!

[greekmom]

Damn. Ximena is going to eat him up, spit him out and leave him with 10 cents to his name.

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello and Happy New Year. May 2022 not be 2020 too

Hope your feeling better.  Have missed you.

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘Wow he’s shorter”

 

Imagine if Big Ed showed up!

[OneGuy]

More snooping of the phones already?

[greekmom]

Damn. that bbq looks good!

[Toodleoo]

That pathetic deflection. “ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?” “i love you?”

 

*dead*

[Hotel Snarker]

And that is clearly the extent of poor Mike's Spanish skills.

He’s been there for 5 minutes and she’s already jealous.

[Pepper Mostly]

He hopes Ximena knows that SHE can trust HIM? Oh Mike. My sweet summer child. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

I see the close set eyes first.

I see Ximena has a big chin.

[kacesq]

Anyone ever watch Gravity Falls? Mike is like Gruncle Stan come to life...

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

The kiss was nothing like my conjugal visit to the prison.

Hard act to follow.

[Armchair Critic]

Happy Birthday @Hotel Snarker

Glad to chat with you tonight, it helps with the Sunday night blues when I am kind of dreading Monday morning. I don't want winter break to be ooover... wah! 😅

[OneGuy]

That was a stimulating conversation between Mike and Ximena.

[TazDevil]

Most awkward lunch ever....

[greekmom]

The silence is bc you CANT SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE!!!

[mmecorday]

Man, I thought the people on "My 600 Pound Life" cornered the market on bad tattoos. They've got nothing on Jicima.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

More snooping of the phones already?

Looks like I'll have to add it to the Bingo card! I have a list. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi all Ximena likes her photoshop. I just watched the 48 hours episode about Don Lewis and not one mention of him being a creep with underage girls in Costa Rica, they alluded to his money laundering but everyone knew he was doing this. His family is delusional, he was a bad guy and someone did him in….I don5 think Carol Baskin had anything to do with it. 

[Gobi]

Mike looks like someone painted a face on an egg.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena looks like she runs with some shady cartel people.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, folks!

You deserve a trip to The Luxor

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Anyone ever watch Gravity Falls? Mike is like Gruncle Stan come to life...

YES! My daughter was Mabel at Comic Con 2 years ago.