90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

If you guys weren’t so funny I would have stopped watching ages ago.

The only reason I watch is to hang with you cool kids and laugh.

[Gobi]

Horseback riding? What, no camels available?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is so patronizing and condescending. She does not view her husband as an equal partner. 

I think she went looking for someone she felt “better” than.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Only 20 minutes left. This is not an exciting episode.

I love your gift for understatement. I'm slipping into a boredom coma.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

After this, I’m done with this show forever. Shocker, right? I have a life! And standards!

Oh now stop with your silly talk, sit down and watch with the rest of us and tell no one outside of us you watch this crap just like the rest of us.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Isabel’s father doesn’t fall off his horse.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Gobi said:

Horseback riding? What, no camels available?

Donkeys?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I should tell you all, I like pineapple on pizza. There I said it, it was so freeing.

As deep dark secrets go on this show, that's nothing! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They never are. And we still watch……

I only stay for you, my Primetimer peeps! 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, tvrox said:

As deep dark secrets go on this show, that's nothing! 

But I was afraid my in laws would not accept me if they knew.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Horseback riding? What, no camels available?

No ax throwing bars in Colombia? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey hey, so is Gabe gonna fall off a horse? What is TLC doing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I met my best friend during our horseback riding classes freshman year of college.

[sainte-chapelle]

These couples are boring except for Debbie and Ossama

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I met my best friend during our horseback riding classes freshman year of college.

For a while the horse I ride was my best friend, lol.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think she went looking for someone she felt “better” than.

She has such a high opinion of herself I'm sure that she feels "better" than most people. She needed someone she felt superior to who also had a big dick. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I met my best friend during our horseback riding classes freshman year of college.

I had a summer job cleaning stables.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isabel looks like she’s holding her breath.

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

These couples are boring except for Debbie and Ossama

only bc TLC has been withholding them.  I think we may have gotten like 20 mins of screen time

[sainte-chapelle]

Why use an app if he can speak the language?

[greekmom]

"I'm going home."

Oh little dutch boy. You should have left on day 1.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why use an app if he can speak the language?

Because it's more dramatic, of course.

[Baltimore Betty]

He is a little bit country and she is a little bit rock and roll, how will those two crazy kids make it work?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Oh now stop with your silly talk, sit down and watch with the rest of us and tell no one outside of us you watch this crap just like the rest of us.

Jim Croce’s got a name, like I’ve got a life.

[goofygirl]

What? No flea markets in Cairo?

[sainte-chapelle]

If the camera wasnt there it looked like he would have hit her

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Nicole confirms that she’s not Egyptian and Mahmoud confirms that he’s not American. 

Must see TV.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Emmeline said:

I cannot imagine those two having sex.  

That will be my nightmare today, thanks a lot! LOL 

[Gobi]

Whew, I was wondering if Nationwide was on my side. Good to know.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh HELL no!! The way he grabbed her?? Girl…RUN!

[For Cereals]

Who is sticking around (don’t even know if there’s a chat) for Brother Husbands?

[Baltimore Betty]

You all were on fire tonight, thanks for keeping me company...hubs flew to Hartford, Connecticut for business and I am alone with my cat who does not comment on this show at all.

[goofygirl]

Well peeps, I have a brand new box of Girl Scout Thin Mints cookies that are calling my name!1 Only 8 more minutes!

I'm so excited! Shit, the damn things were $5/box!! When I sold them (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth) they were 50 cents a box!

[greekmom]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Who is sticking around (don’t even know if there’s a chat) for Brother Husbands?

i didn't see a chat thread for it in it's forum

[Emmeline]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And once more, she omits telling her husband what to expect. Then gets all snotty when he tries to find a way to fit all of her ridiculous luggage on his car. That's an awful lot of sage bundles and essential oils and candles. What does she want him to DO, exactly? She didn't tell him he needed a fucking Uhaul! 

He should have strapped Deb to the roof of the car.  How can Johan stand that constant berating?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Who is sticking around (don’t even know if there’s a chat) for Brother Husbands?

I think I might have to tape the show. I’m just too tired.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

i didn't see a chat thread for it in it's forum

Start one!

[Hotel Snarker]

Mahmoud seems like he’s hiding his true identity.

[Baltimore Betty]

Mackmood was acting strangely? How could she tell?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

If the camera wasnt there it looked like he would have hit her

I had the same thought. He's bad news. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahmoud has a hair trigger temper. She needs to keep walking. To the border.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahmoud has a hair trigger temper. She needs to keep walking. To the border.

Not without my daughter!

Seriously, they left their bags and most importantly her burkini at the hotel.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, they always have to go to a commercial break before Isabel's dad reacts.   

Nicole and Mahmoud will have a fight, and all in the last 10 minutes.  Mahmoud looked really pissed, but Nicole looked like she was totally out of control too.   They don't belong together at all.    It's not safe for her to go out on the streets by herself.  Mahmoud is right, she needs to go home, and shouldn't have come back to Egypt.  

 They do this every week, but I still tune in anyway.  

As usual, the previews for next week look interesting.  

Edited March 27, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, Suzywriter said:

Kris sought a Columbiana for reasons of access to supply

She could end up with an extended stay at a Colombian prison. I don’t think they would GAF about her ‘neck pain.’

Edited March 27, 2023 by ChiMama

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Nicole never knew he was like this? Yeah, I’m not buying it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think I might have to tape the show. I’m just too tired.

I am exhausted and my feet are killing me. Taking a Tylenol PM and crashing in front of something wholesome. We cooked like crazy people again and I'm seriously considering a late night snack. 

[Gobi]

There won't be a reaction from the father until next week.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahmoud has a hair trigger temper. She needs to keep walking. To the border.

Did he just also slap her across the face? JESUS FUCK.

[Frozendiva]

Nicole should have seen the side of her husband on her first stay.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I had the same thought. He's bad news. 

She challenged his masculinity on the street in front of everyone…he would have smacked the shit out of her. He uses his religion as an excuse to control her.