90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Shelbie]

Just now, greekmom said:

Not a fan of Danielle but I hope they bring out Baba!

With coconuts for everyone to kick around.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

Not a fan of Danielle but I hope they bring out Baba!

He’ll show up only if he gets paid.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can't believe they let Kris off so easy. What about this neck problem? What about the narcolepsy? What about the stolen motorcycle? What about the drug seeking behavior/mood swings? If they dont circle back to her, Shaun and whoever is feeding her questions needs to go.

[Gobi]

Mahmoud is a chick magnet, for sure.

[Frozendiva]

Mahmoud - do as I say and not as I do.

[Baltimore Betty]

Professional what?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

With coconuts for everyone to kick around.

Coconut Dodgeball! 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

Mahmoud is a chick magnet, for sure.

Reverse polarity.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Mahmoud is a anti-chick magnet, for sure.

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He’ll show up only if he gets paid.

And he won't take any healing stones or banana trees or amulets. Cold hard cash only. Or Venmo. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Malicious laughter?  😲

[kacesq]

Gabe really wants that Pillow Talk spot doesn’t he?

[GrammyPammy]

Mahmoud and his brother laughing at him trying to romance the Chinese TV saleswoman is gross. They are so misogynistic and don’t think of women as even being human, just things to be used.

[SunnyBeBe]

What’s malicious laughter?  Lol

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Gabe really wants that Pillow Talk spot doesn’t he?

He's really fighting for it. TLC doesnt like it when you are that thirsty.

[kacesq]

I’m so sick of that Derricos commercial.

[Shelbie]

Gabe is an idiot but he’s not wrong about Mahmoud. He is scummy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole always looks like she’s going to vomit every time someone asks Mahmoud a question. The stress of being with him is going to kill her. If he doesn’t.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Gabe really wants that Pillow Talk spot doesn’t he?

His thirst for it is unseemly. Really, I'm embarrassed for him. 

[greekmom]

The Kia commercial with the binky is dumb.

[Hotel Snarker]

Me watching Nicole and Mockmood’s boring ass storyline…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

The Kia commercial with the binky is dumb.

It’s not even close to Haribo territory.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m so sick of that Derricos commercial.

I'm just glad its not Magic Mike. 

Oh, and look! Now you've done it, we've got the Haribo gold bears ad. I hope you're happy.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s not even close to Haribo territory.

I guess it could be worse. Like that commercial that will not be named.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Gabe really wants that Pillow Talk spot doesn’t he?

Tame Spaaaaaaahkles?

[Gobi]

Tell your doctor if complete organ shutdown occurs.

[Bees52]

Hey everybody! Just got out of the kitchen. Was cooking for Johan because Danielle won't!

 

[greekmom]

Is @Ginoshat going to make an appearance next week?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hey everybody! Just got out of the kitchen. Was cooking for Johan because Danielle won't!

 

What did you make him, a coconut cream pie? LOL.

[tvrox]

Hi all! Happy Memorial Day. 

[Gobi]

Isn't it time for someone to flounce off?

[Frozendiva]

Mahmoud triggers easily.

[Doublemint]

Spent 6 hrs in the emergency room yesterday with my daughter.   She's in pain, but they can't figure out what it is.   Today I grilled a few hamburgers & hot dogs for dinner, and the next few days.  She's still in pain.   The show is boring, so I'm ranting a little.   I hate Gabe, even more than Mocmood, and that's a stretch.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Gobi said:

Isn't it time for someone to flounce off?

Or maybe Kris will just do a header out of her chair.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Spent 6 hrs in the emergency room yesterday with my daughter.   She's in pain, but they can't figure out what it is.   Today I grilled a few hamburgers & hot dogs for dinner, and the next few days.  She's still in pain.   The show is boring, so I'm ranting a little.   I hate Gabe, even more than Mocmood, and that's a stretch.

I hope your daughter is ok. Keep pushing til you get answers

[Bees52]

 

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

What did you make him, a coconut cream pie? LOL.

😂😂

Mmm pie...

[Hotel Snarker]

I wish Nicole were more assertive. I’d tell Mockmood if he wants to sexualize other women and chat inappropriately with them, and then laugh about it, he can do so…and he and his gross brother can sell rugs, drink tea, and play backgammon in whatever rat hole they call a home in Cairo. And then, just leave.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rishi looks like someone farted.

[Mr. Miner]

Gabe is gross!🖕🏻

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Isn't it time for someone to flounce off?

These guys are such fucking downers. There has been a sad dearth of flouncing.

[GrammyPammy]

I guess Brother Mahmoud and Oussama have the same dentist.

 

Oh, great advice, Oussama!

[greekmom]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Gabe is gross!🖕🏻

he's really trying for that pillow talk position.

But Isobel is the main star. Girl is class.  Followed by Jemyi

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Welp, here it is.

My final hurrah.

My swan song.

After tonight, I will be officially retiring from snarking 90 Day on Sundays.

It’s not because I hate you guys. You all are the best of the best, and I would never go against the queen or I’d die. It’s just that this show has become so stale that each and every new episode only serves to stress me out and make me mad at what shitholes some Americans can be. Especially during the past two seasons, where my satisfaction has been significantly tainted by the myriad number of mass shootings around the country. Grossgela is not funny anymore. Pred makes me want to violently throw up. People like Kris are constant lying trailer trash. Ignorant ass women such as Danielle and Jen choose to yell at foreign people and browbeat them into submission instead of actually caring to learn about cultures other than the dominant American culture. Alpha males such as Jovi are gross. What do they do all day, salivate over strippers? Nonsense couples such as Nicole and Mockmood who argue about the same old shit every day, every week, every month. “Looks my culture bad! Looks my religion bad! Blah blah blah.”

I’ve just had enough. No matter how much change the new season of B90 will give the show, I know they’re going to resort to the same tactics of scripting storylines and exploiting some of these people for personal gain.

90 Day has gone batshit.

I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.

 

We'll miss you! But we understand. 

[Frozendiva]

Nicole, you need a more upwardly mobile Cairo guy who is more modern and lives in New Cairo.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Spent 6 hrs in the emergency room yesterday with my daughter.   She's in pain, but they can't figure out what it is.   Today I grilled a few hamburgers & hot dogs for dinner, and the next few days.  She's still in pain.   The show is boring, so I'm ranting a little.   I hate Gabe, even more than Mocmood, and that's a stretch.

Could it be appendicitis? That’s what is ringing a bell for me. Sending your daughter love and hugs 🫂 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Spent 6 hrs in the emergency room yesterday with my daughter.   She's in pain, but they can't figure out what it is.   Today I grilled a few hamburgers & hot dogs for dinner, and the next few days.  She's still in pain.   The show is boring, so I'm ranting a little.   I hate Gabe, even more than Mocmood, and that's a stretch.

Oh my god that sounds awful! I hope she feels better soon. Glad you could be here with your snarky peeps!

[Floatingbison]

Sorry @Doublemint   hopefully they will be able to figure out what it is. Not to make this about me, but I've had off and on pain in my left abdomen.  I"m afraid to dr google it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole: There’s not only one way to be Muslim.

Me: Then you should have married someone who thinks there is more than one way to be Muslim.

[greekmom]

@Hotel Snarker

DONT LEAVE US

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Or maybe Kris will just do a header out of her chair.

Well she does have narcolepsy!