90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Did her promise her LA or SD?

LSD.

[charmed1]

I have to admit, I always root for the North African love rats. I don’t know why, I just find them to be so humorously scammy. Original Mo is definitely the Rat King, but Azan, Zied, Aladin, Yazan, Hamza and now Little Mo are what keep me coming back to this shit show.

Edited May 2, 2022 by charmed1

[Hotel Snarker]

Jibri's mom is sounding a little like Brandon's mom from a couple seasons ago, with the list of chores...

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Is this real or a re-enactment for the show?

Spoiler

Re-enactment.  Online rumors: They've been married since 2020.

 

[OneGuy]

Jibri's not liking this talk of partially earning his keep.

[greekmom]

Just now, magemaud said:

the original premise was Ari was moving to Ethiopia on THE OTHER WAY! 

Well.... yeah but we know the track record for that. LOL.

$10 these two split for LA as soon as they finished filming.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ripple.  Plant based milk.  Okay, so what plant? Grapes? Wine milk?

'Ripple' was what we once called bottom-of-the-barrel wino beverages...Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and the worst...pink Champale. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jabroni and Miona are planning to sit around all day while Mother and Father Jabroni work.

[TazDevil]

Oh, I hope she has a RED BAG for her MAKE UP!!!!

[Straycat80]

Of course there are rules for freeloaders living off the parents. If you don’t ‘try’ to cook then you go hungry. These parents seem like enablers. 

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Back to the US. Areola will be able to hook up meet up with her ex again.

Bra buyer dude? Will she buy out Victoria's Secret? 

[mmecorday]

Miona wants to be the Serbian Kylie Jenner.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Did her promise her LA or SD?

Oh you know he did. 

He probably is thinking that he'd play a little "joke" on her, you know, tell her that they's move to California, but he wants to test her first and see if she loves him for him, you know, in South Dakota. 

[Armchair Critic]

My 15 year old also wants to do makeup for a living. Just about as realistic as Moana

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bini, shut up and get the fuck off this screen. I couldn’t care less about you or your family.

 

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Right? I hate him and Ari equally. 

[charmed1]

Jbri is wearing his best Nancy Meyers movie turtleneck. It’s giving Diane Keaton realness.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I still have no understanding of neck tattoos. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

• She wants to live in L.A.
• He does not.
• The parents expect them to contribute to the household.
• The couple doesn’t want to.

The “failure to launch” energy is overpowering.

Gosh, who saw this coming???

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Maybe she should've come when they both had enough money saved up to live where they wanted to.

[greekmom]

While i agree with the fact they need a plan. Jibri is right in sorts. She's just came home from a flight and she's tired.

They could have waited for the 20/20 questions tomorrow.

But we all know this is ooo fake.

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Miona wants to be the Serbian Kylie Jenner.

Kylie would like to be Kylie rather than 50% plastic.

[mmecorday]

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Jbri is wearing his best Nancy Meyers movie turtleneck. It’s giving Diane Keaton realness.

Ironically the turtle neck is covering up his Diane Keaton tattoo.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I have to admit, I always root for the Norrh African love rats. I don’t know why, I just find them to be so humorously scammy. Original Mo is definitely the Rat King, but Azan, Zied, Aladin, Yazan, Hamza and now Little Mo are what keep me coming back to this shit show.

Aladin and Zied were my favorites. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

LSD.

LDS

[Straycat80]

I don’t like living with the parents, here’s a thought, get a JOB and get your own place. 

[Grifter Lives]

It's fall in South Dakota, and Miona is wearing sleeveless.  

She could make money under-the-table as a make-up artist, but risk her visa.  There's probably not much of a market in South Dakota.  She'd at least get wedding ideas, possibly.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

pink Champale. 

oooh yeah, that and strawberry Boone's Farm. 

[OneGuy]

Every time you read a person's snark you have to remember, there is a person attached to that snark.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Maybe she should've come when they both had enough money saved up to live where they wanted to.

But that would make them (gasp) ADULTS…

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I still have no understanding of neck tattoos. 

And yet here we are. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

My 15 year old also wants to do makeup for a living. Just about as realistic as Moana

I’m old enough to remember the days before “Influencer” was a real thing.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

'Ripple' was what we once called bottom-of-the-barrel wino beverages...Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and the worst...pink Champale. 

I KNOW! I was there! There was an actual wine called Ripple. I'm wondering wtf they were thinking naming faux milk "Ripple". Obviously no one over 50 was on the team.

Edited May 2, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and not for nothing, Mama Jibri, but Serbia is not a tropical paradise. It gets cold there. Looks like someone at Sharp handed her the wrong script. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

So Billal’s house looks like a middle class house to me.  

[Eldemarge]

I know it was probably scripted, but it's annoying that they're already hounding this girl about her career prospects, even though she can't work yet.  When that useless grown man they're letting live with them rent-free is working exactly zero days per week, with a solid future in Fuck All.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

oooh yeah, that and strawberry Boone's Farm. 

Boone's Farm! They had a sour green apple that was great with ginger ale...the sophisticated way for underaged drinkers to get smashed in the woods. 

[goofygirl]

Old Medoni or whatever her name is, is giving me Julia vibes when she first came to America and the farm with Brandon.

I have a feeling there's gonna be some shit hitting the fan with Jibri and his parents if she keeps acting like an ass.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I KNOW! I was there! I'm wondering wtf they were thinking naming faux milk "Ripple". Obviously no one over 50 was on the team.

[Doublemint]

That Sour Patch commercial with the LOUD horn - I jump every time!

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

oooh yeah, that and strawberry Boone's Farm. 

Boone’s Farm strawberry Hill! So many happy days spent drinking that when I was a teenager. It was only a dollar a bottle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and not for nothing, Mama Jibri, but Serbia is not a tropical paradise. It gets cold there. Looks like someone at Sharp handed her the wrong script. 

They may have to drive down to Coat Couture to buy her a warm jacket.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and not for nothing, Mama Jibri, but Serbia is not a tropical paradise. It gets cold there. Looks like someone at Sharp handed her the wrong script. 

Right? Winter isn’t beholden to only the Dakota’s.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I know it was probably scripted, but it's annoying that they're already hounding this girl about her career prospects, even though she can't work yet.  When that useless grown man they're letting live with them rent-free is working exactly zero days per week, with a solid future in Fuck All.

THANK YOU. One of the innumerable things I hate about the American in-laws on this show is the veiled (and not so veiled) implications that the foreign fiancee is lazy and won't work. Its always "so....you can't work yet?"

 

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They may have to drive down to Coat Couture to buy her a warm jacket.

Or Petticoat Junction.

[TazDevil]

Fuck you Bilal!!!  Shaeeda gets an A+ for not stabbing you while you slept!!

[greekmom]

MY FUCKING GOD. i cant with this asshole.

[Scout Finch]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So Billal’s house looks like a middle class house to me.  

To me, it's really upperclass. But, then, I grew up in a trailer house.

[Gobi]

"Shya started with a D-."

You started with an F, Belial, for "FUCK YOU"!

[Mrs. Landingham]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I have to admit, I always root for the North African love rats. I don’t know why, I just find them to be so humorously scammy. Original Mo is definitely the Rat King, but Azan, Zied, Aladin, Yazan, Hamza and now Little Mo are what keep me coming back to this shit show.

Same! Aladin was my favorite. 

Jbri’s parents need to kick their son and girlfriend out. Jbri is a healthy adult who can go get some kind of job. And if they need to move to a place with roommates, well, then so be it.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

MY FUCKING GOD. i cant with this asshole.

We'll all take the D- or the F.