90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

Stepanka may be cute but she is anything but sexy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watched Pillow Talk for The Single Life last night and it was very funny.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Why why whyyyyyy!!!!!! 
singhe life has the worst 90dayers! 🤬🤬🤬

ed? The South African guy? The F-esbian ( fake lesbian) ? 

AWFUL CAST !! 
i despise them so much I’ve forgotten their names ! 

Agree, but I'm still gonna watch!! 🤣🤣

[Hotel Snarker]

I need to go to Tunisia and pet all the dogs!

[greekmom]

so Memphis thinks that she can get a prenush done, reviewed by a lawyer in Tunisia (translated as well so Hamza understands) and signed and filed before Monday?

hahahahahahahha

[Floatingbison]

Oh, I just saw the Tom Brady unretirement story.  I thought you snarkers were kidding!

[Grifter Lives]

How does Memphis' wig change color so easily?  

[sainte-chapelle]

Mahogany wants to be smart y’all …Yea I can’t stop laughing either

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Men everywhere are weeping into their pillows at this revelation.

Like Big Pred, who also claimed he couldn’t get hurt again after he treated Rose horribly.

[OneGuy]

Memphis makes that Apple computer look like it has a 70" screen.

Edited March 14, 2022 by OneGuy

[Auntie Anxiety]

This poor lawyer is ruing the day that Memphis walked into his office.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

so Memphis thinks that she can get a prenush done, reviewed by a lawyer in Tunisia (translated as well so Hamza understands) and signed and filed before Monday?

hahahahahahahha

And she thinks that it will override the visa obligations.

[TazDevil]

Do these people not have access to Google???  Why do they not do any kind of preparation and know what they're getting into?  Memphis is an idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Agree, but I'm still gonna watch!! 🤣🤣

I'll see you there, friend! I'll bring snacks. 

[For Cereals]

Memphis is an idiot

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I watched Pillow Talk for The Single Life last night and it was very funny.

I like Tim. I’d love to sit with that dude and listen to him shit talk.

[Hotel Snarker]

You can't just spring a prenup on someone the week before the wedding and not expect for it to get thrown out in court if you get divorced.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis starts yelling at her lawyer in Cave Man Language because she has a big personality. 🙄

[Gobi]

"Let me think it over while I poop."

[Doublemint]

Hamza's and I's - no just no. 

[DNR]

9 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Yep. And it looks like the warning label reads "Smoke and die younger."

Warning : “ smoke and look 75 when you’re 50”

[Tuneful]

4 minutes ago, DNR said:

Why why whyyyyyy!!!!!! ...
AWFUL CAST !! 
i despise them so much I’ve forgotten their names ! 

It's cheaper than a psychiatrist, therapist, or meds, and it makes my life look like something out of Harper's Bazaar. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Brain trust Memphis didn't think of this until now? Dumb. As. A. Rock.

[emergency ring]

lmfao get fucked memphis. whats the rush to get married right away anyway?! hamza has said that it feels like its going to fast. there are many couples who are engaged for years before getting married

[Suzywriter]

Hamza and eyes relationship....

[Bees52]

Thank you, Mr. Michigan Attorney! If a pre-nup is important to Memphis, she should wait to marry.

[charmed1]

Is that the TLC-issued MacBook that they give to all the 600 pounders? I hope Memphis got Lisa’s.

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And Nutalee!!!  Isn't she from Ukraine??

I hope her sweet mother is safe

[RichiesOlderBro]

What assets does Memphis have to protect?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Hamza's and I's - no just no. 

I know I felt a pang. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh, I just saw the Tom Brady unretirement story.  I thought you snarkers were kidding!

I never kid about the GOAT. Loved him since his first season. Being a Pats fan helped me get through some miserable times.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[DNR]

Haha the air going out of Memphis like a flat tire when she can’t get an instant prenup 😂

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

You can't just spring a prenup on someone the week before the wedding and not expect for it to get thrown out in court if you get divorced.

Both sides have to have their own attorney for the prenup to be upheld...that takes time to set up.

[greekmom]

Then she blames Hamza for being ill prepared. (remember their trip to the embassy?!?!)

[Gobi]

Yeah, you gotta protect that personal fortune, Memphis.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, DNR said:

Haha the air going out of Memphis like a flat tire when she can’t get an instant prenup 😂

Is she afraid he will get possession of her weaves in a divorce?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

lmfao get fucked memphis. whats the rush to get married right away anyway?! hamza has said that it feels like its going to fast. there are many couples who are engaged for years before getting married

I was engaged for a year and a half. We wanted to save the money and book an affordable venue

[goofygirl]

Memphis, you noodje.  All of this was YOUR frickin' PLAN!  The TIMING.. THE TWO WEEKS.. What in the HELL are you doing now??  You left your kids at home, you made his mom buy you a traditional dress and NOW you have cold feet because you can't get a PRENUP in FOUR HOURS???

You are one dumb bunny.

Where's old Mikey running off to??

[greekmom]

ohhh the turd does the Pole run next week!

[TazDevil]

MIkey does the Pole-run next week!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Memphis can add Hamza to the property later. She can buy it on her own.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

Then she blames Hamza for being ill prepared. (remember their trip to the embassy?!?!)

You mean the "consul-ette"? 

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh the horror of being single at 37! In my 50s and happily single.

and Ella you’ll fall on any dick you can. You need the attention, you desperate idiot.

I'm 38 and single. Guess I should just give up! Lost my chance last year, according to Ella. 

That dog was adorable though. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I mentioned Legos in relation to Mike and here they are with Gino and his ex! I’m psycho psychic.

[emergency ring]

jasmine scrolled that far to find email from 6 years ago??

[magemaud]

Next week! See Mike run. Run, Mike, run! 

[Floatingbison]

I'm a lawyer, and not without some assets, and I didn't get a prenup.  I mean, why bother?  Why bet against the marriage?

[mmecorday]

It seems like this season started around the time Jesus asked his earthly father, "Can you teach me how to use some of your carpentry tools?"

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I never kid about the GOAT. Loved him since his first season.

And the Bridgid Moynahan situation was almost good enough for 90 Day.

I can see Ximena now, "Mike, you'll never believe this, but..." and "Good thing you didn't listen to Nelcy." 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike and Pole should race.