90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I don’t even watch Jazz but I’m so tired of her family. Go to Harvard, end the show and live your life.

Digression, but it's "end the $how," which is why Family Jazz won't. 

[greekmom]

Mike is making them cheap ass pasta.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

🎵You gotta have an H1-B if you wanna be with me🎵

Another song my mother really liked to play for me as a kid!

[bref]

I don't think you have to worry about Ella being trafficked in Dubai, mom. *eyeroll*

My captioning said Debbie referred to the ex as "INDIA GUY", which may be even worse than Indian Guy.

[OneGuy]

I'm waiting for a show like "I am not Shauna Rae nor am I Jazz."

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

This works for all of the men on this show. 

[Gobi]

This week, a very special episode of "I am Shauna Rae" with guest star Chris Hansen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is making spaghetti and cheese sauce. It looks, um, terrible.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

🎵You gotta have an H1-B if you wanna be with me🎵

Brilliant, love that song.

[Eldemarge]

Check out this chef with his pasta and velveeta.  F for Effort.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is that pasta with no sauce?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ella’s family is the type to be loudly antivax then you see their public obituary after dying of COVID.

With a link to a Gofundme for funeral expenses. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ximena’s father will only agree to Mike marrying his daughter if Mike hands over a few more Benjamins.💰💰

He's holding out for a car. 

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

New drinking game: Take a shot anyone on Jazz says "Harvard." It's her favorite word now. It used to be "vagina." 

I am so sick of Jazz and Harvard. Honey, you got in because Harvard? Are whores. They admit anyone famous. You are not special. 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Women go to Dubai alone all the time for business and vacation. But then again, those women have brains and maturity. 

 

7 minutes ago, rideashire said:

"I don't understand why he's using covid as an excuse" Momma says, ignoring the fact that he'd have to fly on a plane and traverse through two or more airports, all riddled with covid, to reach her rural town.

 

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

However, Ella has been dumped by more than one guy, so I can see why they're skeptical about Johnny.    Tearing Ella down emotionally isn't helping either, it's going to make her evern more determined to keep with him.  

[tvrox]

The kid has better manners than Mike! 

[greekmom]

I feel for those kids.

[Frozendiva]

The noodles looked sad and undercooked. 

[Straycat80]

That’s a new one, don’t eat it, it will give you colic. Noodles looked cooked to me. 

[Armchair Critic]

Did he say he made spaghetti with cheese sauce? Ummm... that's the ticket.... that will really impress her.

[Suzywriter]

Where is the cheese sauce?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is trying to win Ximena over. As if she is holding all the cards.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

This works for all of the men on this show. 

[Suzywriter]

How do you mess up spaghetti??

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is trying to win Ximena over. As if she is holding all the cards.

Mike is holding the credit cards. 

[Eldemarge]

Weaponized Incompetence.  "Remember that one time I tried to cook for you guys and then it was bad and you got sick??  I guess I just can't ever cook again and you'll have to do it.  /SHRUG"   

I see that fucker has a smartphone and he could have looked up a simple recipe.  But no.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is that pasta with no sauce?

i wonder if he tried to make a poor man's pasta sauce.

I usually do that with butter, fresh garlic, milk, parma cheese and a bit of flour for thickening if it's thin.

 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is trying to win Ximena over. As if she is holding all the cards.

She is. He can't buy a date in the US.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, bref said:

My captioning said Debbie referred to the ex as "INDIA GUY", which may be even worse than Indian Guy.

That's what I heard too....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena's father is making Mike practice for the visa interview.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m not 100% convinced. I’m going to need another $5,000 to convince me. 

[mmecorday]

I think Noxzema doesn't want to eat the noodles he prepared because of his lack of good hygiene.

[kacesq]

Lmao at the cheap translator.

[For Cereals]

Ximena’s favorite color is green

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder if daddy interrogated Prison guy and the hit man like this? My guess is no

Edited January 31, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Angry Moldovan]

The dad is actually making sense

[Pepper Mostly]

Papa Ximena isn't wrong here. 

[greekmom]

Mike.

Just tell Dad you will cut off $$ and go back to the States.

He will change his tune.

[Gobi]

"Do you know Ximena's favorite color? Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess Father Ximena doesn’t know the entire story of how Ximena conceived the second kid.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

That’s a new one, don’t eat it, it will give you colic. 

 

[Frozendiva]

The dad wants a decent father figure for the grandchildren. His daughter does not make good choices with men.

[OneGuy]

"She's had two other men who didn't know her favorite color and look what happened.  I don't want that again for my dear Ximena."

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Weaponized Incompetence. 

You nailed it. BTDT with my ex and my daughter has tried it but Homey don't play that. 😂

[Suzywriter]

Off topic, but I built Fang the Hamster a new house.

[Bees52]

It continues, the family and friends keep making more sense than the fiances. Ximena's dad is asking simple but good questions.

[Straycat80]

I don’t know Dad Ximena, maybe your daughter should not have gone to the jail and purposely got pregnant by a convict. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Padre Ximena has soulful eyes. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The kitchen looks like the scene of a tragic accident whenever I cook something but even I’d throw some marinara in the spaghetti and notice if it’s not cooked.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I think Noxzema doesn't want to eat the noodles he prepared because of his lack of good hygiene.

I thought the same thing.  Why would anyone want to eat anything he cooked - even though we saw his father and grandfather scold him for starting breakfast late.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Do you know Ximena's favorite color? Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

An African swallow or a European swallow?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The dad wants a decent father figure for the grandchildren. His daughter does not make good choices with men.

Ximena got pregnant at age 14…