90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I get it but she is pretty gross herself.  Unprotected prison sex is disgusting. I think she is just pissed that he seems to be questioning things after the hit man reveal. She is boorish and is pointing out his flaws to make herself look better. 

Unprotected prison sex with a stranger sounds like she was a commodity, and someone else was the date planner. Cringe. 

[Toodleoo]

3 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

Mahogany is so fake that she should be called Plywood.

Bitch is a whole slab of MDF

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Just my luck that I got distracted by my cat hacking up a huge hairball directly on the rug right when Kimbally was Not!Begging for sex and missed most of that scene. I'm gonna guess she did in fact beg though.

There's a good metaphor there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Ben looks like he had a face lift. He looks perpetually startled. 

Oh, he's had multiple procedures. 

Ben. You were not both super excited. 

Oh, she's pulling out all the stops here. "Doesn't trust his intentions" "You have to meet my parents and get their blessing" "I don't want you to know I'm really a big hairy dude"

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

Mahogany is so fake that she should be called Plywood.

I have at least one coworker who absolutely loves this show as much as I do, and she gave Mahogany the nickname Hardwood.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Unprotected prison sex with a stranger sounds like she was a commodity, and someone else was the date planner. Cringe. 

She said it was her boyfriend and a planned pregnancy

[SunnyBeBe]

Ben’s appearance leads me to wonder if there is some substance abuse going on.  He seems unwell.  

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, the son is....unfortunate looking. 

You talking about Ben's kids, that one daughter...like Phyllis from The Office.

[Granny58]

27 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Pooping is better at home.

You're not wrong 😆

[mmecorday]

"David & Annie" and "Loren and Alexei" sounds like a 1960s movie about swingers.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What do a 24 and 52 year old have in common, other than God's will? Like, really.

Spoiler

So apparently this girl has come out to say that she's actually 22.  Which is so much better, amirite???  That's all the T I have.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Every time someone brings God in as an explanation for their shitty behavior or life choices, it really annoys and angers me. Sigh.

[Straycat80]

Don’t worry Ben, TLC will find you a ‘Mahogony’ to keep your storyline going ala David and whatshername from Russia. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I dont get the princess thing. My friend well  into her 30 s had her honeymoon at Disneyland. My honeymoon InParis was cheaper. I don’t get it.

Edited January 24, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

Ben is finding out that it's not as easy to nail Mahogany as he thought.

[GrammyPammy]

Ugh, Annie’s little brother does NOT want to come to America to live with Annie and David and I don’t blame him.

[LennieBriscoe]

Ximena's face looks witchy! That huge mole! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

  Reveal spoiler

So apparently this girl has come out to say that she's actually 22.  Which is so much better, amirite???  That's all the T I have.

 

Yeah, I figured. Not surprised at all.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I dot get the princess thing. My friend well  into her 30 s had her honeymoon at Disneyland. My honeymoon InParis was cheaper. I don’t get it.

Never underestimate the power of advertising.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

You're not wrong 😆

I have a thing where I try to only fo at home…I’ll hold it and rush home 😂 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Bitch is a whole slab of MDF

That sawdust and glue stuff that warps into a U in 6 months or less? 

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, mmecorday said:

"David & Annie" and "Loren and Alexei" sounds like a 1960s movie about swingers.

I think those shows are boring AF, but I do like David and Annie. I'm already tired of Loren's never ending whining.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"David & Annie" and "Loren and Alexei" sounds like a 1960s movie about swingers.

Kinda like "Porgy & Bess".

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am praying (heh) that we see Ben telling his ex and kids that he wasn’t going to see Mahogany after all. Maybe he should have waited to tell them a bout his soulmate.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Bitch is a whole slab of MDF

I call her Simulated Wood Grain

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I dot get the princess thing. My friend well  into her 30 s had her honeymoon at Disneyland. My honeymoon InParis was cheaper. I don’t get it.

I honeymooned at Disney, and spend my first anniversary there. It was wonderful! I still have the ring my ex-husband had made for me there...I still love that ring!

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, he's had multiple procedures. 

Ben. You were not both super excited. 

Oh, she's pulling out all the stops here. "Doesn't trust his intentions" "You have to meet my parents and get their blessing" "I don't want you to know I'm really a big hairy dude"

Imagine if it was David.

[Scout Finch]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I have at least one coworker who absolutely loves this show as much as I do, and she gave Mahogany the nickname Hardwood.

What "Mahogany" gets every time he scams money from Ben.

[Hotel Snarker]

But if Gino had a stripper she would go crazy.

[Trackdawg]

32 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Pooping is better at home.

[sainte-chapelle]

Braces girl reminds me of Pedro’s sister

[Gobi]

Gino must be in mourning, he's got his black hat on.

[Pepper Mostly]

"He's a professional, doing a job". Kind of like a waitress in a restaurant, then? 

 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am praying (heh) that we see Ben telling his ex and kids that he wasn’t going to see Mahogany after all. Maybe he should have waited to tell them a bout his soulmate.

If he has any sense, he'll tell his kids that he met her and saw that she wasn't being honest, so he broke it off. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Scout Finch said:

What "Mahogany" gets every time he scams money from Ben.

Yeah, I really hope Mahogany is a "he".

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That sawdust and glue stuff that warps into a U in 6 months or less? 

Aka Fall Apart-icle Board.

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Memphis keeps saying "conSO-let" and it is making me crazy.

I think she really does not want to get married and is looking for reasons to get out of it.

He definitely is looking for ways to get out of it. She, I"m not so sure. 

[Frozendiva]

A little rude to show the stripper footage.

[Wollstonecraft]

Jasmine screeches like a witch.  

[Hotel Snarker]

That psycho laugh.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"He's a professional, doing a job". Kind of like a waitress in a restaurant, then? 

 

The waitress's motives aren't as pure as the stripper's though.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I have a thing where I try to only fo at home…I’ll hold it and rush home 😂 

I once went on a date with a guy who had to go to his house mid date and go to the bathroom. While I sat in the car. There was no second date.

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

You talking about Ben's kids, that one daughter...like Phyllis from The Office.

[kacesq]

Dont really care but it's pretty obnoxious for the chick who thought Gino was flirting with the server to be grinding with a stripper.

[Suzywriter]

Gino's head fascinates me. It's so...warped. 

[Straycat80]

If Gino had a stripper Jasmine would have lost her mind. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"He's a professional, doing a job". Kind of like a waitress in a restaurant, then? 

 

And she tipped him, too.

[Wollstonecraft]

Go ballistic on that bitch Gino!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Somebody help her!! She has amnesia!! She can’t remember what happened!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino, Jasmine totally respects you. 💯%.