90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[My Girls]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was feeling claustrophobic seeing her trying to maneuver around the bathroom. 

Her ass is the biggest thing in any room.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Granted there haven't been many sporting events since Covid started. No one goes to a game or out for dinner and a movie?

Hmm... maybe ax throwing is cheaper?

Unless someone misses and throws in the wrong direction, of course...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Off topic, I was shopping in Trader Joe’s today. How I love that store.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hmm... maybe ax throwing is cheaper?

Unless someone misses and throws in the wrong direction, of course...

I can be lethal with the old fashioned and now banned lawn darts.

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Axe throwing again? WTF? Is this a new trend of which I am unaware?

It is. I politely declined an invitation to go last year because it’s not my thing and I also heard something about a worldwide pandemic that’s going around lately.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hmm... maybe ax throwing is cheaper?

Well, we all have kitchen knives not that I’m advocating violence. 

[Tuneful]

I can't stand that tic Fernanda has of playing with her hair all the time.

What does she have,  head lice? 

Dinyell -- why do these "friends" keep trying to push her into bed with these strangers?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I this guy is a step up from Atty. Douchebag.

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Off topic, I was shopping in Trader Joe’s today. How I love that store.

I went Sunday morning. It had bad mojo. People running around, heads down, practically knocking each other over, like some roller derby. And they had no stock on quite a lot of things.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, Fernanda wears a cute little fluffy dress to move and expects her new roomie to hump all her boxes? And she flirts shamelessly and badly with him. Cringe.

[Frozendiva]

Playing with the hair is flirting or maybe she just has that habit.

[My Girls]

I've been wearing my dress ALL wrong.  I don't have them open down to my belly button damn it.

[Gobi]

Yeah, this isn't weird.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is he Liev Schriber’s stunt double?

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm single. Are you single?"

"Yes, I'm single. Want to bang?"

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Tuneful said:

I went Sunday morning. It had bad mojo. People running around, heads down, practically knocking each other over, like some roller derby. And they had no stock on quite a lot of things.  

Try my town. Much nicer people. 

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Playing with the hair is flirting or maybe she just has that habit.

I think it's the latter, she was doing it with her grandfather,  We get it. You've got long hair. Big whoop. 

[My Girls]

How does she have all these BFF's in every city?  I thought she was only there a couple of years?

[Hotel Snarker]

Fernanda answering questions like it's a job interview.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear god, Fernanda wears a cute little fluffy dress to move and expects her new roomie to hump all her boxes? And she flirts shamelessly and badly with him. Cringe.

You said it…

[Mindthinkr]

“What are we working with?”  …A TLC salary 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here we go. The over invested girlfriends. What the fuck? Who talks like this? "We just want her to be happy! She needs to experience life!"

So, do we get the idea that Fernanda might enjoy Miami?

Fernanda thinks that human concrete block is "cute"? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a great idea! Have a relationship with the roommate and then, when things go south in two months, she can find another place to live.

[Gobi]

"I want to take my career to the next level. You know, the level where I actually have a career."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I want to take my career to the next level. You know, the level where I actually have a career."

She can meet Paola in an empty coffee shop, or at the nail salon, to talk about their "careers". It'll be ground breaking television. 

[Frozendiva]

Models are a dime a dozen there. She will have a lot of competition.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I want to take my career to the next level. You know, the level where I actually have a career."

I was thinking, “And what career would that be exactly?”

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

I went Sunday morning. It had bad mojo. People running around, heads down, practically knocking each other over, like some roller derby. And they had no stock on quite a lot of things.  

Is there a storm approaching where you are? :( My TJs is right next to Gallaudet U and a lot of the staff and customers are deaf. Everyone is always so patient and polite. No roller derbies so far *knock on wood*.

[OneGuy]

10 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

I can't stand that tic Fernanda has of playing with her hair all the time.

 

Miami Lice!

[Polliwollidoodle]

I came here directly to say I was never a fan of Fernanda and after watching her now for like 3 minutes tonight- (and your comments are spot on) I cannot stand her and wish they would give her the boot. She is perhaps the phoniest of the phony (and this is an accomplishment). How posed is she? And how contrived.

Oh you're from Germany no I have not been there will you take me?

BLECH

[Gobi]

What is that pink abomination?

[My Girls]

OMG lol

[Bees52]

Ditzany!  And her all about me antics.

[Polliwollidoodle]

oh now I don't know who is more sickening. Britany in pink or Fernanda.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She loves twerking at home. For her Only Fans. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It looks like Brittney is wearing Depends.

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is there a storm approaching where you are? :( My TJs is right next to Gallaudet U and a lot of the staff and customers are deaf. Everyone is always so patient and polite. No roller derbies so far *knock on wood*.

It was Rockville, MD. I used to live in NE DC around 25 years ago. Small world! Took the X8 bus all the time, what a trip. Even the name, where is an "X8" going? The Washington Post did a story on that route. I used to take another bus to the "Soviet Safeway." 

Fernanda -- Somehow those girls were not the types I expected to be seeing her hanging out with in Miami. I guess I thought more flamboyant, stylish, etc. And I'm probably paler than they are and have had skin cancer surgery several times. I'd fry to a crisp in FL. 

 

Edited October 19, 2021 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

Prosty in Pink.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is this real life?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She loves twerking at home. For her Only Fans. 

Maybe Bini needs a new partner.

[OneGuy]

It's a chore listening to her speak.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is this real life?

Brittany Rhapsody.

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is this real life?

 We've just entered the Twilight Zone.

[charmed1]

“It’s deBritney Bitch.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is this real life?

Jesus, I hope not. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, for fuck’s sake. She’s afraid of getting hurt? Grow up.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 We've just entered the Twilight Zone.

More like the Pepto Bismol Zone.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany. Seriously. This is what you call "overly cautious"? You would have jumped Terrence's bones in a trice if he'd been down for it. Get over yourself. 

[Hotel Snarker]

What's happening??? For some reason I suddenly had the urge to throw dollar bills at the TV screen.

[jacksgirl]

How long has Brittany worn braces? Like 4 years?

[charmed1]

Ugh, I hate Britney’s friend’s mechanical pencil thin moustache.