90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Liz may be uncomfortable with the age difference, and she also just got out of her second marriage.

[charmed1]

Vanessa looks like Cece Peniston.

[SunnyBeBe]

Coltie….just so silly….I hope this meeting is amusing, because it’s so stupid.  

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Jess AND Vanessa want to be on TV so bad that they'll endure this painful, awkward meeting? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee: “I feel like I’ve grown a lot.”

Narrator: “But Coltee had not, in fact, grown at all.”

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Liz may be uncomfortable with the age difference, and she also just got out of her second marriage.

Yeah and when people do stuff like that, I just think there’re desperate for income.  

[Gobi]

That Coltee could have a side chick makes me fear for humanity's future.

[Frozendiva]

Yes, Coltee, Jess threw shoes at you.

[Hotel Snarker]

What I want to know is why do women keep sleeping with this guy?

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Vanessa knowing what Colt's MO is when he "gets caught in his lies" is, um, weird. Who would want to be with a person who is a habitual liar? 

[Frozendiva]

No, Molly, your friends do not need to grill your new boyfriend. I would probably shut down.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why does Dani need to revisit smellgate with Mo. It was years ago let it go.

[Gobi]

Big Ped isn't in the friend zone, he's in the no porking zone.

[SunnyBeBe]

Over already!  Time flies when……….lol

Nighty nite fun people.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

No, Molly, your friends do not need to grill your new boyfriend. I would probably shut down.

That is so monumentally stupid. "Tell me about your last girlfriend! Why did you break up?' Relationships end, that's life. No one has to be the hero or villain. These people are exhausting. And Molly sitting there smirking? She's loving every second. 

[Hotel Snarker]

"Colt is trash man." I love Jess.

Ed's brother has a neck!?

[Gobi]

Nighty night everyone. Let's keep this in the snark zone.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all. Not sure I can stick out pillow talk with Dean and his moon faced fiancé 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, thanks for the laughs! See you all around the forum, have a great week! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, this was fun snark tonight! I hope to see you all around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Frozendiva]

I usually watch Pillow Talk another day. Three hours is a lot.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s mom is such a sweet lady….why is Ed such an asshole?

[seasons]

Sorry for asking something probably already addressed, but why does Brittany still have braces? Her top teeth are all I can see under those eyelashes and they look nice and straight. Probably a fetish thing from the sugar daddies.

[goofygirl]

1 hour ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Maybe this girl just needs a shoulder to lean on.   Not so much a romance.  

She MIGHT need to be on teevee....

[seasons]

We did the ATV thing last year for my son's birthday. Didn't see anyone riding around with their tits hanging out. (Sorry but she is just so fake.)They give you a lesson in the beginning. And a helmet. And we had to go in a small group and follow a guide. What a dumbass she is.

1 hour ago, goofygirl said:

She MIGHT need to be on teevee....

I was wondering the same thing about Liz. 

Edited September 7, 2021 by seasons

[seasons]

Poor Fernanda. What a lump of shit. 

[Texasmom1970]

On 9/6/2021 at 9:08 PM, Frozendiva said:

I usually watch Pillow Talk another day. Three hours is a lot.

I just finished watching it all; it is a lot.

All I can say now is "I see stupid people."

Edited September 11, 2021 by Texasmom1970
my spelling

[Tuneful]

On 9/6/2021 at 10:09 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Ed’s mom is such a sweet lady….why is Ed such an asshole?

Daddy issues? He never mentions his father, that I recall. 

He needs to stop looking for hot young ladies to prop up his sagging ego, after which he can troll for sympathy. He's 55 and is like those old pervs who hang around bars and get their photos taken with young-lady "friends" who would never think of him for a relationship. (Yeah, Ed, I bet you read here.) "Your picker's broken," as a saying goes. Look for a nice lady age in your age group, and stop acting aggressive and entitled. Take it slow. Don't rule out someone who, like you, has a disability. Get rid of the gross ponytail and hair dye, and stop greasing your hair. 

Expecting your mother to put Nair all over you with a paint roller because you're too cheap to get your back waxed and too lazy to apply it elsewhere yourself--just gross. That's acting entitled...because you let someone stay in your home? Or someone else who makes small talk as part of her job in a restaurant? That friend of yours who pushed you to ask her out didn't do you any favors, dude...Never seize anyone's head and force a kiss. (Good reflex on her part, you were lucky you didn't get slapped.) Liz shouldn't lead you on, she's not attracted that way. Does she not know any nice women close to your age she could introduce you to, if you could stop with the unreasonable demands and tantrums (and you know what I am talking about)? 

Edited September 9, 2021 by Tuneful

[TzuShih]

23 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is Liz's angle? What sustenance could she possibly derive from skeevy, creepy Ed? 

The main things perhaps going for Ed are that he does have a sense-of-humor.  And...he truly loves his endearing little dog.  And...finally... he DOES have a charming mother.  🧓  That said, maybe....just MAYBE...I would kiss him on the nose.  (And be in the "friend zone.")  🐩 (Sorry, Ed.  I truly do believe that you will find your soulmate.  But she will probably be a woman who shares a similar past with you (in YOUR generation) and can relate to those times and events of your own memories  Please DO seek out women of your 'generation,' and, honestly, there are many truly lovely-looking women who would find you a 'very nice catch.')  Hang in there! ✌️

[1011101010001]

Is it me or is Jess now sporting a triple chin?

Ed either can’t do math or he was fudging his age.  Liz was born in 1992 and he said he graduated high school six years earlier .  That would have been 1986, which if he was 18 would mean he he was born in 1968 which would make him 53 now and probably 52 when this was filmed (it premiered on discovery+ in February and there would need to be some postproduction).  Yet he admits to being at least 55.  

Coltie at 35 has suddenly matured.  Because at 34 one can’t be expected to know not to lie pathologically.  And having seen the video of Coltie’s third thumb, why would all these women want to sleep with him?  

Is Fernanda’s dad in Los Lobos?

[Sile]

On 9/6/2021 at 8:02 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Coltee: “I feel like I’ve grown a lot.”

Narrator: “But Coltee had not, in fact, grown at all.”

These shows would be so much better if they were narrated by Keith Morrison.

Edited September 8, 2021 by Sile
Changed to include the whole schmear

[Sile]

On 9/6/2021 at 7:50 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh FFS the woman isn’t bed ridden you don’t need to hand feed her like a bird

As much as I hate to give Brittany a pass (and that's a lot!), after watching, I must give her one on this.

Assuming that she is right handed, it's really tough to feed yourself with your non-dominant hand, not even taking into account being loopy on pain meds.

I had some arm surgeries that left me with my left arm casted from shoulder to wrist.  The family was highly entertained watching me try to use my right hand to hit my mouth with a soup spoon and constantly missing.  Finger food would have been much easier for her to handle herself.  Of course, she probably requested food that required a fork just for the opportunity.

[Texasmom1970]

On 9/7/2021 at 5:59 PM, Texasmom1970 said:

I just finished watching it all; it is a lot.

All I can say now is "I see stupid people."

 

Edited September 11, 2021 by Texasmom1970
Because I am old and technically challenged, sorry

[Hotel Snarker]

My gosh, I cannot handle watching Darcey and Stacey anymore. For the past two weeks or so, I have been seeing pictures on social media of Darcey and Stacey being filtered to disturbing levels I have never seen before. Every time I see one of those posts (Darcey and Stacey The Next Level, I think it was called on Instagram) they creep me out and make me upset. They are photos that filter the twins to the point where they don't even look familiar. It's upsetting. They are seriously mentally ill and need years of therapy. I'm sitting in my bedroom, typing this with my back to the screen, waiting until Single Life comes on.

[Gobi]

Awkward dinner scene, check.

[Frozendiva]

How does Colt attract all these women?

[Hotel Snarker]

And we start with Coltee Creepee Trashee...

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t like Jess but she has Colt’s number

[My Girls]

They should have included Larissa.  Now that'd be fun.

[Hotel Snarker]

There is such a thing as clearing your conscience without bum rushing peoples marriage by bringing up old stuff Coltee.

[Gobi]

Do I need to know the details of Coltee's sex life?

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of gaslighting  here waddles Ed

[Frozendiva]

Ed bought a new car?

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh...Pig Ed...revolting.

[SunnyBeBe]

I still can’t image Vanessa having sex with Coltee……it’s disturbing.  

[charmed1]

Brother Mike looks like Juicy Joe Guidice and you are NOT charismatic, Ed.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed's lying to his brother about a car. SMH.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do I need to know the details of Coltee's sex life?

NO!  NO ONE DOES! MAKE IT STOP!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s belly hanging out of his shirt🤢

[SunnyBeBe]

Whoa….did you see that photo of Ed shirtless and pumped from his youth?  Omg!