90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Clutch, not Crotch.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Wouldn’t this be the time to consider that Ed’s date may eventually want siblings for her child?  Ed’s not into having more kids….so…why put your heart out there?  If he wants someone who isn’t interested in having children he might go for a person who’s considerably older or one that already has enough kids.  

It is far more important to Ed that he be seen as a guy who can land a young, hot woman. He does not have one fuck to give about her feelings. 

[SunnyBeBe]

How long has he practiced law?  Most attorneys would say, i do criminal defense work.  

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

They all look so fake, like they’ve been cast to be in a commercial in a bar. Director: OK ladies, act like you’re having the time of your lives, big smiles!

The way they all walked into an empty sports bar like they were Carrie Bradshaw & Co. Hilarious.

[Frozendiva]

Good golly Miss Molly got some action!

[charmed1]

 I’m going to the kitchen for snacks. Call me when these gross people are off my screen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Good golly Miss Molly got some action!

And she will NEVER shut up about it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

TMI TMI TMI!

[Pepper Mostly]

Molly. Your kids are not the most important thing in your world. Dick is. 

[Frozendiva]

An insta relationship is not a good idea. You have to take things slowly.

[Hotel Snarker]

Has Molly never had a real relationship? Usually being able to have sex and enjoy each other’s company is normal…..

[Gobi]

“I have to have a relationship with someone who can love my kids as much as I love strange dick.”

[Frozendiva]

So what if Kelly doesn't have kids?

[Gobi]

“We need some lipstick to put on this pig.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

So what if Kelly doesn't have kids?

I was just about to say this! It could be better, since he has no preconceived notions and can accept Kensley just as she is. 

 

[Frozendiva]

Glamyell? Yikes!

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't understand this "friendship".

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god Danielle is just tragic. That hair! 

[charmed1]

Finally. This is all I’ve been waiting for. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You look gorgeous". That girl is going straight to hell for that lie. 

Trust me, Danielle, Jason will not be going in for a kiss. Take that to the bank.

[Hotel Snarker]

So lying to your “friend” is what’s hot in these streets these days.

[Frozendiva]

That one long out of place chunk....

[Gobi]

“Danielle and I have a lot of similar interests. We both like to breathe, for example.”

[Hotel Snarker]

Why didn’t they do her right and do a whole makeover and find a nice outfit?

[Frozendiva]

The playing with the hair should be natural and not uh, forced. Unless it is falling off.

[Hotel Snarker]

Cringe………… that’s all. Just CRINGE.

[charmed1]

I can’t wait to see what Mohammed says on Pillow Talk.

He’s looking for...not you, Dinyell.

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe don't tell your date about your bad ex right out of the gate, Danielle. 

[Frozendiva]

That outfit does no favours.

[Pepper Mostly]

How long was this date, 15 minutes? 

[Hotel Snarker]

He ended that well. Good job Jason.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

That outfit does no favours.

Terribly unflattering. I would say her “friends” could’ve done better, but their collective style is sorely lacking.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He ended that well. Good job Jason.

Right? Very diplomatic. 

[Gobi]

Is it time to visit a sex store yet?

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl. Second date. No need to explain why you didn’t sleep over.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is it time to visit a sex store yet?

Its either that or shop for a wedding gown. Or have coffee in an empty coffee shop with a Rent-A-Friend. 

Oh that's right Fernanda. You wanted love. And new boobs. 

[charmed1]

OMG, I’m older than Fernanda’s parents.

[Gobi]

Is she explaining why she wants to be a stripper?

[Frozendiva]

Her parents are still under the age of 40. Fernanda needs to spend some time alone to see what she wants and what interests her.

[Hotel Snarker]

Am I the only one who just wanted to have fun at 22??? Fernanda. Spend some quality time with your damn self.

[Frozendiva]

The former folks who lived next door got married at maybe 21 or 22. Way too young in this day and age. You want to have fun and not be tied to someone.

[SunnyBeBe]

Whenever I see Fernanda, all I do is stare at her eyebrows.  They sweep me up into a trance!

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its either that or shop for a wedding gown. Or have coffee in an empty coffee shop with a Rent-A-Friend. 

You’re moving a little fast for me @Pepper Mostly. You haven’t even taken me to a bootleg furniture store to get marriage advice from the salesperson first.

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Am I the only one who just wanted to have fun at 22??? Fernanda. Spend some quality time with your damn self.

Yeah.  I wanted fun and education.  I didn’t consider marriage until out of law school. My parents married at 18 and 21!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

You’re moving a little fast for me @Pepper Mostly. You haven’t even taken me to a bootleg furniture store to get marriage advice from the salesperson first.

Oh my god, that's right! Or shopped for a car. Silly me.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

You’re moving a little fast for me @Pepper Mostly. You haven’t even taken me to a bootleg furniture store to get marriage advice from the salesperson first.

Can’t we just go to a car dealer first to discuss having children?

[charmed1]

Speaking of unflattering outfits. Molly always looks like a Capri Sun stuffed into a force flex trash bag.

[Pepper Mostly]

God that laugh. Please. Switch to decaf. 

[Hotel Snarker]

"She doesn't trust my choices in men"

Gee, I wonder why? LMFAO.

[Pepper Mostly]

We "technically were married"? MOLLY, YOU WERE MARRIED. OWN IT.