90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

You didn't mention your son to Brittany?

[SunnyBeBe]

So, Jonathon was a terrible husband because he lived in Lumberton, NC?  Lol

[Hotel Snarker]

Brittany definitely ain't tryna change no babies diapers anytime soon. LMFAO!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Brittney will be crossing this guy off her list.

[Frozendiva]

Those nails ain't made for diapers.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memo to Fern’s grandfather: Nowadays you can’t throw a cat without hitting a lawyer (sorry, cat lovers). Everyone went to law school ten years ago when there were no jobs after college graduation.

When I worked at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard in the 90's, so many of the students went to law school right after graduating. Or did a joint program with Harvard Law for a combined degree. 

And something like 80% of the people who go to law school have no intention of practicing law. 

 

[Frozendiva]

He doesn't seem all that bright.

[My Girls]

She's worried about dating a foreigner with a kid?  Like she'd ever even meet the baby?

[Hotel Snarker]

So you mean you've seen all the pictures of his son and didn't bother to ask?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

You didn't mention your son to Brittany?

They were too busy trading nudes and having cyber sex. I mean, she's flashing her boobs, when's he going to find a chance to say "oh by the way, I have a kid"?

Edited August 24, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

Yo, dawg!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Terence Justin looks like he’s 15 years old.

Edited August 24, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Coltee, please wash your hair and clean yourself up!

[My Girls]

Did Coltee get a/c?

[Hotel Snarker]

How? How does Colt get women to go out with him? Everything about him is repulsive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is bringing Vanessa on a date with himself and Debbie.

[Frozendiva]

I can easily cut Colt out of my life. Just sayin'.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt is bringing Vanessa on a date with himself and Debbie.

Debbie's meeting them there, with a nice bowl of beef stew. 

[charmed1]

No way would I dress up for Coltee, let alone two outfits. I wouldn’t even wear my best raggedy pandemic sweatpants for this man.

[Frozendiva]

No thanks to jumping out the window.

[My Girls]

I would literally shit. my. pants.

[SunnyBeBe]

I disliked Larissa so much that I didn’t find Coltee repulsive, but now………….😩

[Frozendiva]

He's done more for Vanessa than he did with Larissa and Jess.

[My Girls]

Haha  Vanessa had to change her pants too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa, trust your instincts. Everyone You deserve better than Colt.

[Hotel Snarker]

OMFG, who even wants surprise bungee jumping on a date? Like how am I supposed to finish the night after I shit my pants and sweat through everything?

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Debbie's meeting them there, with a nice bowl of beef stew. 

For dessert, they'll go play the slots together.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMFG, who even wants surprise bungee jumping on a date? Like how am I supposed to finish the night after I shit my pants and sweat through everything?

My makeup would be streaming down my face, too!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, he is repellent. I am just sitting here shuddering. I may need to breathe into a paper bag. He is GROSS.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I definitely, 100 percent trust Colt because he said he’s changed. Not really.

[Frozendiva]

Talk, like Colt, is cheap.

[Gobi]

Coltee made a mistake. He thought they were going bung hole jumping.

[Pepper Mostly]

Vanessa, he is going to place you in a room and nail the door shut. You'll be taken out for "punishment" and given a bowl of beef stew once a day. Run for your fucking life. 

[brillia79]

Why do women keep having sex with Coltee? Who hurt them?

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg, it’s almost 10!

Just now, brillia79 said:

Why do women keep having sex with Coltee? Who hurt them?

It’s difficult to imagine……..ewwwww

[Hotel Snarker]

He's so smart, doing an adrenaline-producing activity will trick her into feeling chemistry. There are a lot of studies on this. He is a very manipulative person.

[SunnyBeBe]

Does Coltee always wear bandannas now?  He doesn’t appear to use it as a mask.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Fernanda, get inside! You are going to be mistaken for a streetwalker. 

[Frozendiva]

Robby has a nice car.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll go out on a limb and say Fernanda’s date is a douchebag. He probably rented the car for the evening and left the minivan at home.

[Hotel Snarker]

He looks high maintenance.

[SunnyBeBe]

So what does Fernando want in her man?

These restaurants are open inside dining during covid?  No thanks.  She then goes to visit her grandmother who has cancer☹️

Edited August 24, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Pepper Mostly]

She likes her steak well done? she is dead to me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He's so smart, doing an adrenaline-producing activity will trick her into feeling chemistry. There are a lot of studies on this. He is a very manipulative person.

I used to teach that in my General Psych course.

[Hotel Snarker]

If a man reminds you of the ex husband who devastated you…. Run. That is your toxic type!

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll go out on a limb and say Fernanda’s date is a douchebag. He probably rented the car for the evening and left the minivan at home.

You read my mind! He resembles every douchebag guy I see downtown with tight pants and rented cars. That car probably reeks of cheap cologne.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, Robby is deep. Did he read a couple of fortune cookies before coming out? 

[Frozendiva]

I like my steak well done or slightly pink.

[brillia79]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll go out on a limb and say Fernanda’s date is a douchebag. He probably rented the car for the evening and left the minivan at home.

She’s been duped before.

Check the glove compartment for registration or rental papers.

[SunnyBeBe]

Most men who feign working 27/7……based on what I have seen, do NOT have a business like that.   It’s fake.

[My Girls]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Most men who feign working 27/7……based on what I have seen, do NOT have a business like that.   It’s fake.

Sounds like he's setting himself up for excuses later.