90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

You’re more likely to end up in an enemy zone, Ed.

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

This lady’s laugh.

 

Sounds like this classic Family Guy clip . . .
Quantum physics, no. Python? Yeah, maybe the title of a ‘short film’ she starred in. GMAFB. And Colt with his ‘mask’ and RUBBER GLOVES looked like a Lifetime Network serial killer! Who in their right mind would open the door to THAT?! 

 

[ChiMama]

2 hours ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

 

I'm starting a GoFundMe to buy some shampoo for Danielle and Mo.

 

Mohammed looks unhealthy.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Brit is into physics……? WTH?

Just friction.

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Why is he single? I don’t know, maybe because he’s unattractive?

He looks like a largemouth bass.  And don’t police have good dental insurance?

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Porn cougars, commercials for women pooping. Is this TLC or PornHub?

Fernanda is already losing her looks.

By 35 she will be the Michelin Tire Man.

30 minutes ago, ChiMama said:

Mohammed looks unhealthy.

Maybe he caught the clap from a pavement princess.

[Floatingbison]

Fernanda put on a few lbs during covid.

[Floatingbison]

That Coltee "date" was such a scam, the porn coug just wanted some camera time. She was repulsed by Coltee.

[Gobi]

10 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This woman has 100% sucked dick on camera.

And won a major award for it!

[Pepper Mostly]

10 hours ago, Chloe Dog said:

I want a Go Away mat!

I have one! I think I'm on my fourth one now

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

12 hours ago, charmed1 said:

I’ve never met a 47 year old Brittany. This chick’s name is Susan.

I was guessing Pam. 

Molly, seriously you could not pick him up from the airport, if it was me, that would be strike number 1. This is the second time you are meeting in person, slow your roll with meeting the kids. I don't get the 3rd degree, he doesn't seem to me like he is hiding anything, and most times the more you get to know someone, the more they reveal.

Big Ed, just gross, get that hair cut for a start. I am honestly surprised Liz agreed to meet, but I think she was just being nice because this was being filmed.

Oy, Danielle..Clearly you are not over Mahamid. He did use you to get to the US, looks like in the previews her fans are helping her with her look, now we just need a dictionary  

[bichonblitz]

Coltee, the serial cheater who sends dick pics to any strangers who will look doesn't want sex with porno granny with the perfect body. Because his heart belongs to Vanessa. GTFO, Coltee!

Mohammad's English has vastly improved. You can tell he has been studying. Maybe Natalie and Julia can take lessons from him. Dinyell is obsessed and always will be. 

I find it very hard to believe Fernanda's ex up and moved to Chicago from North Carolina. He was starting up his own real estate business and was developing a clientele, doing pretty well for a beginner. She is full of shit. 

[1011101010001]

8 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Coltee, the serial cheater who sends dick pics to any strangers who will look doesn't want sex with porno granny with the perfect body. Because his heart belongs to Vanessa. GTFO, Coltee!

I was thinking because he is hung like a thumb he doesn’t want to be compared to the male porn actors that she has worked with.

[Floatingbison]

17 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This woman has 100% sucked dick on camera.

Note to self:  see if she is available for personal hot tub meet n greets.

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have one! I think I'm on my fourth one now

https://www.amazon.com/Yourself-Welcome-Entrance-Non-Slip-Entryway/dp/B096P3R3GR/ref=sr_1_32?dchild=1&keywords=go+fuck+yourself+door+mat&qid=1629228931&sr=8-32

[1011101010001]

Does everyone shave years off their age on here?  Coltie’s date looked and sounded 55 while claiming to be 47 and Fernanda’s beau looked 45 and claimed to be 30.

[Frozendiva]

I thought Fernanda’s date was around 40.

[nytonc]

On 8/16/2021 at 9:38 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

I do wonder how Coltee will eventually end up.  

With a body or two in the basement.

[Texasmom1970]

I know he has lost weight but Colts moobs are still bigger than my boobs. 

Not body shaming; he seems confident with himself.

[1011101010001]

5 hours ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know he has lost weight but Colts moobs are still bigger than my boobs. 

Not body shaming; he seems confident with himself.

He didn’t look much thinner to me, especially in profile.

[Texasmom1970]

3 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

He didn’t look much thinner to me, especially in profile.

I agree. Me always trying to be nice and find something  positive to say. But damn there isnt much you can say about Colt that is good.

[Tuneful]

Fernanda still looks like a pug. 

Her date is at least 40. 

Mahamit looks shady AF, always has, and looked stoned out of his gourd in the truck. Dinyell  hopes he may someday change his mind. 

Molly is an idiot for letting this guy she met in person once come into her unlocked house and up to her BR. Don't put your kids through a bunch of your BFs, I would date the guy for many months before I introduced him. Her interrogation in the restaurant was no way to win the man's heart. 

Ed is repugnant and immature and should be off the show, at the least from his abusive phone call to Liz that's out there. Liz seems like a nice lady, very pretty and has a child, why would she bother with him? She needs to be more skilled at turning a guy down without hedging or guilt, even if he has a disability. She works hard--does Ed work? If so we never see it. 

Coltee's date reminded me of some scene from "Harold and Maude." Between the neckerchief, the dishwashing gloves, the gross  hairiness, and the porn start and set, it was too mach strange. 

Edited August 20, 2021 by Tuneful

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello everyone! It's time for The Single Life with that creep Ed...Ugh.

I am very tired today. I was attending workshops all day nonstop from 7 am until 2 pm. I didn't really have a chance to be on here that much. But here I am once again, to snark on Single Life with you!

Ed "was" a geek. He's certainly not a geek now.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, be by yourself for a bit and work on yourself.

Liz has been twice divorced?

[Hotel Snarker]

He would be lucky to be in the friend zone, this creep.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm here but I cannot guarantee for how long. Everyone on this show gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[Frozendiva]

I will record Pillow Talk. I just can't handle all this dysfunction in one night.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here just to see if I can find Ed tolerable. Nope.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m really sleepy for some reason.  
 

Ed should tell this lady up front that he demands sweet breath and skimpy lingerie on his women.  🤣

Edited August 24, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Hotel Snarker]

FYI Ed: Benny Goodman played the Clarinet. I wouldn’t call him a geek.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed. There will be no second date. Points to his date, though. She's very diplomatic. 

"I haven't felt this way since Rose". And we all know how that turned out. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t start watching 90 Day until “recently,” so I don’t really know anything about Danielle. Is she, um, challenged?

Edited August 24, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

I'd be concerned if my friends were half my age. A couple, sure.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

FYI Ed: Benny Goodman played the Clarinet. I wouldn’t call him a geek.

Lots of people play instruments! I don't get why its uncool. 

[Hotel Snarker]

It would be awful if this was a Mean Girls Trip.

[Frozendiva]

I missed the Danielle season.

[charmed1]

Are you guys going to give up and abandon us again like Jenny did to her car and apartment?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I missed the Danielle season.

God. CLASSIC 90 Day. She is pathetic. 

[charmed1]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I missed the Danielle season.

It was glorious.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lots of people play instruments! I don't get why its uncool. 

Ed: "Liz is so amazing...She is a waitress and used to play clarinet and I don't know anything else about her."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle is pretty much no value added on this girls’ weekend.

[Hotel Snarker]

Methinks these girls only want to be Danielle‘s friends so they can be on TV.

[SunnyBeBe]

Danielle is probably the most naive and stubborn character to ever appear on TLC.  She loved her man no matter how obvious it was he loathed her.  😕

Edited August 24, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle is "funny" and "quirky"? WTF?

[Hotel Snarker]

The least they could do is make Dinyell not look like a frumpy grandma. Especially with these “friends” who are half her age.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Methinks these girls only want to be Danielle‘s friends so they can be on TV.

NO! I WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT THESE LOVELY, SELFLESS WOMEN DON'T JUST LOVE THE LOVABLE, QUIRKY, FUNNY DANIELLE 

[SunnyBeBe]

Danielle’s husband was repulsed by her, but she just refused to see it.  He made comment on Tell All about her BO….she still wants this man.  So sad.  I hope she finds some happiness. 

Edited August 24, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Danielle is "funny" and "quirky"? WTF?

Euphemisms for “she’s hopeless.”

[charmed1]

Danielle really thinks these twits are her friends. This is the part of the Lifetime movie when all the girls who pretended to be Tori Spelling’s friends are driving her to a remote location in the woods.

[My Girls]

I'm sure there's some weird little dungeon master dude that would be so perfect for Danielle, but I bet whatever man she meets here will be a real looker.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good to see Coltee is as gross as ever.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh, Coltee...