90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

And there's your threesome!

Great. @Gobi killed me but I came back to life so you could kill me again. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie. Meet actual celibacy.

[OneGuy]

Is lying about one's age a bingo square?

[Eldemarge]

Tricks women on dating apps and then shows up in his ugliest flesh-colored polyester polo shirt to the bar.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Shawn. Why does any married guy go on a dating app? Because he's an asshole with an overweening yearning to dip his raggedy wick. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, I knew it. No way would he answer.

[OneGuy]

Deb exuding such confidence.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Is lying about one's age a bingo square?

It isn't currently but I'm madly taking notes for the next draft!

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

But didn't she have a friend here who introduced her to Mike?

I'm not sure but I think a friend of Mike's is married to a Ukrainian woman. Secondly, I recall Nuttily's "good friend" who helped her leave. Those were Sequim-area people and I think Nuttily wanted nothing more to do with Sequim or Washington--she wanted to get a career in modeling off the ground. Also, I don't think you missed out on much with Mike's apartment, Nuttily--he got it only because ferry service was reduced, it took 5 hours each way to drive, and he needed to stay in town. As cheap as he is, you know he wouldn't voluntarily pay for two places. It's basically a small BR with a stand-up K and small BA. 

Edited May 31, 2022 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yeah, I knew it. No way would he answer.

Honey. It wasn't even Jay! They called some PA's phone and they just changed the outgoing message!

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm living in terror anticipating who might cop to it. Debbie? Ed? (I don't think it counts if it involves a cash transaction, does it?) 

It strikes me as a Coltee or Syngin/Tanya kind of recreation. 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This is the tv equivalent of sniffing farts in a jar.

At least we’re not paying as much for it.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Honey. It wasn't even Jay! They called some PA's phone and they just changed the outgoing message!

Jay was another disposable extra from Central Casting. They have to have accurate contact information to pay him, and call him for gigs. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Liz is so insecure in her engagement she can’t sit through the most innocent “date” in the world? Coyote is not the enemy.

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

At least we’re not paying as much for it.

And the hot air is commando, and equal-opportunity. 

[Suzywriter]

I ate normally (non-keto) for a month. Not binging, not hunkering down over a bag of dollar menu loot, just NOT living on eggs and tuna. I gained 23 lbs. 

Currently crying into my closet for something to wear to work tomorrow. These train wreck couples are really consoling me.

[Hotel Snarker]

Josh is cute in that salesman way.

[OneGuy]

Do we really have 30 minutes left in this thing or is it an hour and 30?

[Gobi]

"Natalie is cute and sexy at the same time. Oh, and bat shit crazy. Did I mention that?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pssst. Mike is going to cut Nuttie off, so now you’ll have to find another excuse, bro.

[OneGuy]

They're going to have the interrogation session on Natalie's behalf?

[Gobi]

Steph's father probably just wanted to get away from her.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m glad we got this information! All we saw was boring AF Mike, delighted in Natalie’s pain. This is the Single Life! I wanna know what happened with the dates!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie would consider having a baby without a husband. Ed's prepared to be a hero and assist her in her quest. Purely altruistically, of course. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now these idiots are playing psychologist? They should be working on themselves, to coin a phrase.

[Bees52]

Seeing Natalie all giggly about Josh after seeing her break down about her immigration status, just weirds me out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Will we meet Lucky Pierre, Steph's Homme de Paree?

Oh god this is so painfully awkward. And Steph's laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

[Gobi]

So, he banged her like a snare drum?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fred is another aspiring musician who thinks this is his big break.

[OneGuy]

"I was in the desperate, trying to fit in group."  Not much has changed Stephanie.

Edited May 31, 2022 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, he banged her like a snare drum?

He don't want to work, he just wants to bang on the drum all day. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Will we meet Lucky Pierre, Steph's Homme de Paree?

I have literally never heard this term before in my life. LMAO!

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if she's cleaned her tub.

[OneGuy]

What a compliment.  "It was the best night I had, probably all summer."

[Gobi]

Sounds like the Queen of blowjobs lost her crown.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if she's cleaned her tub.

Yep, and sold the results.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie is second only to Jesse in her love of bathing. Remember how we'd always be treated to shots of Jesse in the shower, the hot tub, the sauna? Like we were gasping for them. (We weren't)

[sagittarius sue]

Syngin is sure hung up on cleaning balls.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie talked enough during the first two parts. No more.

[JeanJean]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

I don't believe Jesse has all those homes world-wide.

Really. A short while ago, he was giving stupid talks in nursing homes. Not a lot of money in that. Oh - maybe he meant nursing homes worldwide! Oh, those poor old Spaniards, Jesse's coming to bore them.

[OneGuy]

Fred hasn't lost his thespian experience.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I have literally never heard this term before in my life. LMAO!

Well, I just made it up. I was just thinking of what that super sophisticated woman of the world Stephanie would call him. 

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Natalie would consider having a baby without a husband. Ed's prepared to be a hero and assist her in her quest. Purely altruistically, of course. 

But... Does Nuttly want to have a baby with no neck?

[Gobi]

Coltee has had many threesomes, if you count both his hands.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, JeanJean said:

Really. A short while ago, he was giving stupid talks in nursing homes. Not a lot of money in that. Oh - maybe he meant nursing homes worldwide! Oh, those poor old Spaniards, Jesse's coming to bore them.

Maybe he rents them out as Airbnbs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Will we meet Lucky Pierre, Steph's Homme de Paree?

@Pepper Mostly, you’re too much. J’adore.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I just made it up. I was just thinking of what that super sophisticated woman of the world Stephanie would call him. 

Oh, okay. I just thought you were referring to homme de paris, which translates to ‘man of Paris’.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

But... Does Nuttly want to have a baby with a no neck?

Another perspective.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh, okay. I just thought you were referring to homme de paris, which translates to ‘man of Paris’.

Yes, exactly. Her super sexy Frenchman she was bragging about last time. 

[OneGuy]

They're milking this like Emily with a breast pump.