S11.E08: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Leather Pants

[jewel21]

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Harry Hamlin's homemade Bolognese sauce spices up Lisa's gathering; Crystal's non-apology pushes Sutton to her boiling point; Garcelle's birthday surprise has her wishing big; Kathy has unexpected news for Kyle about their sister. 

Airdate: 07/07/2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads. 

[Straycat80]

Oh no, this is going to be more Sutton/ Crystal ‘violated’ drama. *snore*. 

[Keywestclubkid]

everyone in Canada loves it lol

[Thumper]

So Ericka has never played tennis?  I would be on the sidelines watching.

Ericka “business” is what I called being the Corporate Wife!  lol 

[Keywestclubkid]

is anyone buying that she is happy doing her own laundry and shit? 

[Straycat80]

OMG Erika stop, no one feels sorry for you!

I love Kathys house, and how she just got out of bed,  and her pajamas match the cutlery and curtains. And I noticed all this while ignoring every whiny word Erika said. 

[nexxie]

Erika has played roles for so long, she probably doesn’t have a clue who she is.

[JD5166]

Why is Erika’s voice more baby prostitute than ever? 

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

is anyone buying that she is happy doing her own laundry and shit? 

She's hoping another man will buy her spunky ingenue act.

[Chicklet]

What is wrong with Kathy's upper lip? It looked like a milk mustache to start with but now?

[WaltersHair]

Erika and Lisa, two of the worst actresses trying to pull off sad sincere wife and spunky best friend.

[Julyolo]

Lisa Rinna calls new house of Erica's "charming" which is a Beverly Hills euphemism for tacky and cheap. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl .. here is a gift of me ... you can look at me in this book when you are sad ... Gross 

[WaltersHair]

I think my first apartment was about the size of that pool cabana.

[Keywestclubkid]

you are blaming  crystal for names other people called you.... Kathy called u that NOT Crystal..  .. stop this bulshit 

Edited July 8, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[TexasGal]

Dang Rinna, dial it back a bit on the “enthusiasm” for Erika’s house.  

[Julyolo]

Rinna's kitchen is badly in need of an update. 1980's much?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Julyolo said:

Rinna's kitchen is badly in need of an update. 1980's much?

it seem sooo small and tight and just heavy 

well you had a relationship with Denise for the same amount of time and look how you fucked that up... LOL God Rinna 

[JD5166]

Isn’t this the first season after the rumors that Harry lived elsewhere? I will say this, he is wasted on someone like her who refuses to digest solid food.

[nexxie]

1 minute ago, JD5166 said:

Isn’t this the first season after the rumors that Harry lived elsewhere? I will say this, he is wasted on someone like her who refuses to digest solid food.

Hopefully his real significant other enjoys his cooking skills.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I really can't take much more of "Fragile Sutton." Though I suppose I can take more of than Wronged-by-her-husband Erika persona that she is trying desperately to sell.

I do surprisingly like the Kathy & Kyle show. I think that they are being as genuine about their sibling dynamics (as much as anyone CAN be genuine on this show).

[Keywestclubkid]

LOL so she isn't in the restaurant design business anymore? 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I have liked Dorit more this season but it's like she is congenitally unable to be anything but pretentious. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Sutton's right that Crystal's leather pants are ugly but so is Sutton's weird tiger dress, so we'll call it even.

[Julyolo]

Think Lisa "the hustler" and Harry Hasbeen are attempting to convince people they should have a cooking show.

[TexasGal]

I was so busy checking out the fans to keep the bugs away from the platter outside, that I had to go back to see who started up on the peeping Tom thing again.  Kathy is gonna stir that pot all she can, huh?

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm sorry but that dress is fucking hideous 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

Think Lisa "the hustler" and Harry Hasbeen are attempting to convince people they should have a cooking show.

I was actually thinking more like an Osbournes-type show. But yes, they are definitely using the episode to audition for some kind of lifestyle show.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I was so busy checking out the fans to keep the bugs away from the platter outside, that I had to go back to see who started up on the peeping Tom thing again.  Kathy is gonna stir that pot all she can, huh?

LOL. I googled them and they are on amazon under Bug and Fly Deterrent.

[Keywestclubkid]

so Sutton said crystal should get a sense of humor about it but is gonna bitch the girls are making light of it? Im lost 

Rinna you know you are lapping up the attention ... like a pig in shit 

[Keywestclubkid]

I did not know she liked horseback riding... Kathy you just killed me dead LOL 

[Straycat80]

Sutton is such a buzzkill. She ruins every dinner and party. 

[Mr. Miner]

Did I just see a dog at fucking Dorit’s house?

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god Sutton is gonna think its some conspiracy that crystal went in with the girls and brought a gift ....Melt down in 5 ...4...3.. Crystal has done nothing to her thus far but that stank face and I dont like someone here out of nowhere ...Girl 

Edited July 8, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh, for God's sake, Sutton. Stop making everything about you. 

[Chicklet]

Sutton acts like a 10 year old who can't control herself in public. Temper tantrums, angry faces, she's so fun.

[Julyolo]

Crystal's birthday present for Garcelle seems a bit over-the-top considering how long they've known each other. I'm a bit suspect of people that over gift.

Edited July 8, 2021 by Julyolo

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

Crystal's birthday present for Garcelle seems a bit over-the-top considering how long they've known each other. I'm a bit suspect of people that over gift

it was from 3 of them ...

[eleanorofaquitaine]

2 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Crystal's birthday present for Garcelle seems a bit over-the-top considering how long they've known each other. I'm a bit suspect of people that over gift

I think that because it is from Crystal, Kathy and Kyle, it seems less of an over gift.

Sutton is like a middle school child. Crystal hasn't said one word to Sutton at this dinner. She's just mad that Crystal went in on a gift with Kathy and Kyle.

Edited July 8, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Keywestclubkid]

Crystal literally has done NOTHING at this party  to Sutton .... NOTHING she is freaking out FOR NO REASON .... THat is not normal  

Edited July 8, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[Wicked]

Sutton is embarrassed that she didn't bring a present, that is all

[Julyolo]

I think Sutton spends too much time in the powder room at her boutique.

Just now, Wicked said:

Sutton is embarrassed that she didn't bring a present, that is all

Yeah she could have least coughed up one of the rings she had on display at her Parisian luncheon.

[bosawks]

It’s nice that Sutton is giving Garcelle a freak out for her birthday.

[Chicklet]

Did Kathy fall on her head? LOL Who is hunky dory?

[Keywestclubkid]

Kathy is so oblivious LOL GIRL 

[JD5166]

Welp, we know where Paris gets that”act”

[Keywestclubkid]

Please do not disrespect my feelings? bitch you are telling her how she should have felt .. you need to stop this ....

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Sutton's behavior against Crystal is truly irrational. 

Edited July 8, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Did Kathy fall on her head? LOL Who is hunky dory?

I think Kathy knows exactly what Hunky Dory means, she was likely doing it to break the tension in the room. I laughed out loud when she asked.

Edited July 8, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Straycat80]

Oh geez, let Sutton go and everyone go back to enjoying the get together. She’s exhausting. She’s embarrassed she didn’t bring Garcelle a gift. Garcelle was right when she said Sutton was hormonal too.