Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm pissed at Stan AND that dead rodent on his head.

I pity the poor rodent. They didn't ask for that 

[Maybeitsme]

Oh heck Stan put on some clothes 😳

Mommy mommy mommy help 

[Elizzikra]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sammy is three sheets to the wind already and she just got back from breakfast?

Still drunk from the night before? Efficient...

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan, in your case, “making love” is getting laid for a price. Stop deluding yourself.

[SemiCharmedLife]

We're going to see Stan and Lisa on Dateline soon!

[kacesq]

Did food just fall out of his mouth? It did. I’m dead. 

[OoogleEyes]

Look at his neck! It's blazing red!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So the parties involved in the transactional relationship are now both annoyed that the relationship is....transactional. Gee....shocking.

I keep saying they met on Seeking Arrangement and they both seem confused about what that means.

[Elizzikra]

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Did we ever hear what Puppy’s actual first name is?

Michelle?

[candall]

Yes, Stan, you give Lisa money lots of times without sex, but do you ever have sex with Lisa when you don't have to give her money?

 

 

If forced to choose, I think I'd be Team Muskrat Stan over Team Lisa. 

Is Team Samuel an option?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Look at his neck! It's blazing red!

Angry Stan makes me think of an iguana flexing its dewlap.  

His scrotum neck is flexing.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Which means these two are well suited. One the one hand, career woman, lives on her own, educated, pretty, a nice car...fishes for a man in prison, find one with a 6-figure restitution, harangues him day and night to fit her fantasy the moment he gets out, refuses to dump him despite the worst things he can think up to throw at her, and orders him to knock her up before he has worked 2 weeks, or they have wedding plans, or her family has met him. Ray has no skills and no ambition, he never even smiles, just lives off her and the booty (except for pocket money). However, he does tell her to back the f off and he's no sperm donor.

I'd like to see how long he'd hang around if she didn't have a nice home and a nice car in a good neighborhood.  

He'd already be gone.  But where else was he gonna go on home confinement? His granny's house?

[lamujerdecente]

I fast forwarded from Brit and her mess. Either that shit is staged or she's running a scam and Marc u was drooling over that cheese board u barely said your lines. 

Lisa pray to Jesus about those wigs u and your corpse got. 

Edited October 9, 2021 by lamujerdecente

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Yes, Stan, you give Lisa money lots of times without sex, but do you ever have sex with Lisa when you don't have to give her money?

 

 

If forced to choose, I think I'd be Team Muskrat Stan over Team Lisa. 

Is Team Samuel an option?

Team Samuel is the ONLY option!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte’s mother seems plugged in. How did she raise such a halfwit?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Yes, Stan, you give Lisa money lots of times without sex, but do you ever have sex with Lisa when you don't have to give her money?

 

 

If forced to choose, I think I'd be Team Muskrat Stan over Team Lisa. 

Is Team Samuel an option?

We're all team Samuel.  

[Gobi]

Marriage Boot Camp - "Drop and give me 69!"

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Look at his neck! It's blazing red!

Stand back! Stan's going to have a stroke!

[kacesq]

I love that Mama Daonte has a nicer kitchen than millionaire Stan

[Empress1]

OKAY. DRAG HIM, DAONTE’S MAMA.

I love her. Her use of the word “foolishness” reminds me of my mother.

Edited October 9, 2021 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Daonte's mother is pretty much the only one on this clusterfuck I can stand. I want to hang out with her and Mother Brittany. 

[OoogleEyes]

Geeze, if I were Lisa, I'd go all dominatrix on Stan's ass as well 

[Gobi]

Daonte didn't use the dishwasher last night. It was a small load, so he did it by hand.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daonte's mom's face speak for us all.  Her look says WTF is wrong with you?

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  She said exactly what I was thinking- dropped on the head as a baby!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did I drop you as a baby? Not so rhetorical?

[Pepper Mostly]

DAONTE LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER YOU NINCOMPOOP

[SemiCharmedLife]

Not just  another girl, a "handsome gentleman."

[Maybeitsme]

I totally understand Daontas momma country coming out. She needs to beat some sense into him

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Geeze, if I were Lisa, I'd go all dominatrix on Stan's ass as well 

I believe that is part of their original arrangement. 

[kacesq]

Mom is telling her idiot son the truth and he can’t even see that.

[Floatingbison]

Next month on WE, Talkin' Threesomes With Mom

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte’s brother doesn’t look too impressed.

[WaltersHair]

Mama Daonte has too much sense for this show.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daonte's mom: "Grow a set!"

Me:

[Gobi]

Daonte needs to protect Nicolle? Sweet, deluded lad.

[kacesq]

Puppy’s brows are tragic.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The whole world is looking at you like you are crazy, Daonte!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

She is looking at you like that because she is trying to figure out how she managed to raise a fool, Daonte. Also, she's still trying to remember if she dropped you on your head.

[kacesq]

She can’t even keep her eyes open but sure...she’s on the right track 

[lamujerdecente]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stand back! Stan's going to have a stroke!

He got it covered! He's going to text less. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder what Eric does to earn the money for that car. As if we didn’t know.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Daonte you are as dumb as a plank. Nicole, who is far from a rocket scientist, is smart enough to play you like a trout. You are hooked and will soon be well and truly caught. Dumbass. 

[kacesq]

Wow. Such excellent male specimens... makes me one envious single lady....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's the battle of the shitbag, druggie boyfriends!

[Gobi]

Welcome to the first meeting of the Losers' Club.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Eric has been in prison- gasp!

[Caseysgirl]

How did Daonte’s Mother birth that dummy?  She’s way too savvy & sharp - did he not get any of her DNA?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

She can’t even keep her eyes open but sure...she’s on the right track 

She is fighting against the weight of the tarantulas on her eyes. 

[Maybeitsme]

Why would Amber be judgmental