Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Oh, look, I'm writing LAL fan fiction now.  o.0

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Hate to sound uncool but what are they smoking in the hookah? They are in a public place so...

Flavored tobacco

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! I came over a little early tonight, to unveil (drum roll)

THE LOVE AFTER LOCKUP BINGO CARD! 

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Hate to sound uncool but what are they smoking in the hookah? They are in a public place so...

Mostly those places have some kind of apple "tobacco."  It's kind of tasty and fun to use the hubba-bubba.    : )

[Floatingbison]

so awesome @Pepper Mostly

[Maybeitsme]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Flavored tobacco

Thanks. I  wonder why they bother since they all seem to smoke those vape things guess it's a communal/social thing 🤔 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Maybeitsme

[Floatingbison]

Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi everyone! I came over a little early tonight, to unveil (drum roll)

THE LOVE AFTER LOCKUP BINGO CARD! 

Interesting that all (I think) of the female inmates have admitted to having sex in prison with fellow inmates, but none of the males have.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

Congratulations, Bisons!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

Hooray for rescue dogs! Details.

@Pepper Mostly, you rock.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

What kind of dog?

[Pepper Mostly]

@Floatingbison, that's awesome! Safe travels!

[OoogleEyes]

I'm going to have to agree with Puppy...Sammy is an asshole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My three siblings keep texting me! Apparently they need a follow up lesson about when I am busy doing more important things than catching up with family news.

Hello, people! Let’s all participate in the Snark Master Class.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My three siblings keep texting me! Apparently they need a follow up lesson about when I am busy doing more important things than catching up with family news.

We're going to be sending Brittany to roll up on their asses.

Edited October 16, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm going to have to agree with Puppy...Sammy is an asshole. 

Next week: Puppy leaves her pimp drug dealer boyfriend and goes after Sammy.

[Gobi]

Welcome to the Snarkshank Redemption.

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My three siblings keep texting me! Apparently they need a follow up lesson about when I am busy doing more important things than catching up with family news.

Hello, people! Let’s all participate in the Snark Master Class.

Ha I thought you'd never ask! I was kinda pissed off anyway, completely unrelated. But that usually makes for a good snark session 

[Floatingbison]

Almost showtime!  I hope no one got lured into a cornfield this week!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow,  this is just as boring as it was when I watched it last week. 

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

What kind of dog?

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

[OoogleEyes]

And we wonder why Brittany went to jail. Girl has no off button.

Ooo...how did i miss Officer Broadshoulders?

LET'S GO!

Edited October 16, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[kacesq]

19 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi everyone! I came over a little early tonight, to unveil (drum roll)

THE LOVE AFTER LOCKUP BINGO CARD! 

We are not worthy. You have made my night!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow,  this is just as boring as it was when I watched it last week. 

Agree 100% zzzzzzz

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why am I not at all scared of tough Brittany? 

[Maybeitsme]

Those poor officers must be totally disgusted 😕 having to deal with Brittany again 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

Will they be checking to make sure she isn’t  drug mule?

[goofygirl]

Good evening fellow snarkers!!

Questions... we have questions....  Is Brittany going to go HAM on Robert?? Is Marcellino going to the casino tonite??  Is Sammy out of Amber's life for good or did she let him back??  Did Chane LIE about cheating on Lacey??  Is Nicolle III coming soon to our teevee??  How can I print out our FANTASTIC bingo card quick enough to play tonite??

Oy.

[kacesq]

Sees Kristianna...checks bingo card...terrifying eyebrows - marks card.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy vey. Enough of this already! Let’s get to the new stuff. STAN!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

Hmmm, who knows? Maybe there's a possible side hustle in the offing. 

Just now, kacesq said:

Sees Kristianna...checks bingo card...terrifying eyebrows - marks card.

My work here is done. 

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

I'm sure she was, bless you for giving her the protection she no doubt deserves 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, at least Stan is fully clothed. So far. 

[Gobi]

Somebody tell Lisa that you have to get up early to milk the prostates.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The producers hate Stan, zeroing in on his bald head.

[kacesq]

Oh is this where we’re supposed to feel bad for Stan? Nope, heart of stone here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan, somehow I don’t think that that’s what your dead wife is saying.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

I'm sure she was, bless you for giving her the protection she no doubt deserves 

It was tragic how they found her.   Mrs. FB found her on the Caboholics facebook page.  

[Gobi]

"I've done my best to honor her memory by having sex with hookers and ex-cons."

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Terrier mix..... she's from Cabo, and we think she may be a possible cartel leader.

Either that or a salsa dance instructor 💃 

[Elizzikra]

Quote

You know, somebody left the milk out overnight.  Quick, set up the lie detector!  

I really want to see the Home Lie Detector featured in this year's Sharper Image holiday catalogue.

[candall]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi everyone! I came over a little early tonight, to unveil (drum roll)

THE LOVE AFTER LOCKUP BINGO CARD! 

This is faaabulous.  "Throw out the camera crew so they can bang" made me laugh, possibly pee a microscopic amount.

 

12 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, but I wanted to announce that tomorrow Mrs. FB and I are going to pick up our Mexican rescue dog from the airport.  Very excited!

Stars in your halo, Sir.    Those little Mexican beach strays have a desperate lot in life--your little perro has won the lottery.

I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

[goofygirl]

Oh Stan... You poor old geezer....  You will NEVER EVER GET THAT WITH LISA!!!!

And Lisa, puleez get that weave worked on, will you??  Instead of trying to trap old Stan the man...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why are their computers and phones always left on? Mine shuts off after a few minutes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan just wandered off to the park and left his laptop on? Suuuuuure. 

[LEILANI2]

Find someone who is age appropriate that you didn't meet on a sugar baby site and have to pay her to shove a used dildo in your mouth.

[Floatingbison]

Those are cool CVS clearance sale sunglasses, Stan.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Floatingbison

[kacesq]

Amber’s house is cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber is done with Sammy and leaves to be in the arms of Puppy once again.

[LEILANI2]

If that's not your life anymore, why did you go back to your old drug dealer boyfriend.  Aren't all these people supposed to stay away from fraternizing with ex felons.