Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is that a miniature golf course?

No, it’s just stumpy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I'm sad that Destinie's worn out mother thinks that eyebrow piercing flatters her.

You are SAVAGE. I like that in a person. Come sit next to me, I have Jager and you don't even have to drink it out of the bottle. 

[Leilani]

Lacey's lips looks like a baboon's butt.

[WaltersHair]

Aren't they still married?

[LucyEth]

I swear this girl looks like she has a duck’s  bill on her face

[Gobi]

Is Lacey auditioning for a Howard the Duck remake?

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey is the world's worst liar. 

[goofygirl]

I noticed that Lacey can actually say "JOHN" now and not "CHON" anymore.  She must be off the muthafuckin' crack!

[tearsandhysteria]

Now, why can't I find a nice felon that will stalk me? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lacey forgot to apply the tarantulas to her eyelids before going out for lunch. 

[hookedontv]

Lacey’s voice and cadence drives me batty too. Not only is she disturbing to look at, she’s terrible to listen to. 

[Coltee Gal]

Lacey and her friend can’t act for shit. Her friend was having trouble remember her lines and emoting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god, that beard. 

No, he's lurking in the parking lot. Because you posted on FB, IG, and tweeted where you were going to be. I see you, Lacey. 

[Leilani]

This show is half over already gives me the sads. 

[JenE4]

Chane saying that “beautiful” girls like Lacey always go for dirtbags, presumably like Chon...but that’s saying something about yourself there, Chane.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear god, that beard. 

Do you think Lacey has a rash

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Lacey’s voice and cadence drives me batty too. Not only is she disturbing to look at, she’s terrible to listen to. 

like, pause, exhale loudly . . . .

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aha! Looks like those crazy kids, Sarah and Michael, are still treating their Pretty Children to another episode Friday Night Fights.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I always suspect the mutha fuckin' crack.  Love After Lockup could be sponsored by the mutha fuckin' crack.

Where is Walter White when you need him? 

Oh...right.  He's fucking DEAD 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just conjured up the horrible image of Chon’s beard going down on Lacey. Yikes.

[hookedontv]

FFS, Brittany, shut up. It’s not about you. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Do you think Lacey has a rash

Her skin is probably like cast iron.

[Leilani]

Oh god, these two make looking for a drugged out crack addict mom boring.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I just conjured up the horrible image of Chon’s beard going down on Lacey. Yikes.

Shit, I need some eye and brain bleach. Actually a bottle of Jager would work. 

[Leilani]

Wait was the hotel named Netflix and Chill.

Edited January 16, 2021 by Leilani

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany’s next step is a gig on Intervention. She’s co-dependent.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You are SAVAGE. I like that in a person. Come sit next to me, I have Jager and you don't even have to drink it out of the bottle. 

I like you, too.  Let's get a flask for our Jagie.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I just conjured up the horrible image of Chon’s beard going down on Lacey. Yikes.

That was the inspiration for the beard.

[WaltersHair]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear god, that beard. 

I always think of Lacey as one of those blow up sex dolls. I'm more concerned she'll perforate and deflate.

edited for lack of up

Edited January 16, 2021 by WaltersHair

[JenE4]

OMG. They’ve been wandering the streets for 5 hours. Can you imagine she’s going to be sitting in the goddamned Desert Moon and they just missed her like by 10 minutes.

[Leilani]

Grow the fuck up Sarah.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittany’s next step is a gig on Intervention. She’s co-dependent.

Brittany would drive me to drink. 

[Gobi]

😈🍆 in da house.

[goofygirl]

DIngleberry, you've been out looking for Momma for 5 freakin' hours!!! You left your poor Mother-in-law with YOUR CHILDREN for FIVE HOURS!!!  Go the fuck home, dumbass!!

At least, Marcellino has some sense about him.  Can't say the same for Brittany.  Oh hell. The Popo....  So, go on home now dipsy doodle.

Another fun day for the pretty girls....  Those poor children.

Sarah's done gone into her other accent now. Hmmm....  Think he's still gonna stay with the family instead of a hotel??

Edited January 16, 2021 by goofygirl

[Coltee Gal]

Marcellino and Brittany working HARD for that paycheck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I pity Pretty Girl and Pretty Baby. They deserve better.

[hookedontv]

Sarah’s accent is alive and well! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Easy Michael, an argument started because one of you spoke. 

The hollering over the baby's head! Stop that!

[Leilani]

Sarah and the accent, I don't blame Michael at all really.

[Pepper Mostly]

Malcolm is trying to get his SAG card, Sarah. 

[hookedontv]

Michael and Sarah-terrible parents fighting like that in front of the kids and holding the kids. Gives me anxiety for the kids. 

[Leilani]

Sarah wants extra credit for bad decisions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nice of them to have a screaming argument in the hotel parking lot, so that the arriving guests can enjoy it. 

[tearsandhysteria]

You mean michael is making excuses about not being able to see his pretty girls, sarah? My mind is blown! 

[Gobi]

I never knew it was possible to shout and mumble at the same time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to take those kids away. This is emotionally abusive for them.

Edited January 16, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Coltee Gal]

Sarah you are NOT over Micheal. Just admit it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I never knew it was possible to shout and mumble at the same time.

Michael loves to multitask.

[candall]

"I'll pull up on you."  What the hell does that even mean?  Is ovulatin' part of that?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I just conjured up the horrible image of Chon’s beard going down on Lacey. Yikes.

He uses it as a scrub brush for her thighs. 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nice of them to have a screaming argument in the hotel parking lot, so that the arriving guests can enjoy it. 

And they're not even at a classy hotel like the Desert Moon!