Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Nice may not be the right word choice, but it's a reunion. Yet again Sarah throws a fit and Murgh acts annoyed.  Wash, rinse, repeat. 

They couldn’t grasp any more of the script, much less remember their lines, thus wash, rinse, repeat works for them.

[candall]

8 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t remember Puppy’s mom being so concerned about Vince and Amber having sex...

I think that was Amber's convict mom who was in on the Vince grift.

Oh, right, I forgot, Vince he-manned that mattress inside and Puppy's mother wasn't side-eyeing anyone.

Edited January 9, 2021 by candall

[renatae]

So Five head is a crap dad because Maria has a bad temper? What's stopping him from walking away just like he did from their mom. Lame.

Andrea continues to be irrational and full of the cray. She's detestable.

 

[Floatingbison]

Nice plug for Branson tourism.

[Pepper Mostly]

My god, Shavek and Dmark shouldn't have had those Adderall smoothies for breakfast. 

[OoogleEyes]

Yay. Branson. During the pandemic?

H'mm

Edited January 9, 2021 by OoogleEyes
I give up

[mamadrama]

I haven't heard so many people talking about going to Branson since I visited my aunt in her retirement community before the pandemic. 

[Gobi]

Can we narrow it down more as to which Jay it was?

Edited January 9, 2021 by Gobi

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I enjoy Dmark.  I would watch a show with Dmark and Squee Bastard.  Maybe I have a thing for people with strange names. 

[goofygirl]

I'm guessing that barbershop job fell thru and Qualuude has some time on his hands.  Chevelle and her cousin going to Branson and Qualuude is JELLY!  Good Lawd.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude hunts Shavel down in Branson and she touts that as his undying love for her, when really he really just wants to have a pissing contest with the guy she isn’t actually meeting up with.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's now Pretty Lady!  Murgh still doesn't know her name.  

[candall]

Famous line from Dr. Bailey on Grey's Anatomy:

COMB YOUR BABY'S HAIR.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

So Five head is a crap dad because Maria has a bad temper? What's stopping him from walking away just like he did from their mom. Lame.

Andrea continues to be irrational and full of the cray. She's detestable.

 

He wasn't even with Maria on the night before the court date. He and the gold packaged condoms were with Girlie.

[OoogleEyes]

We're more closer.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sarah is trying to get Murgh back in the house  . . . and her bed. 

[LucyEth]

Sara laying the groundwork for a reconciliation.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

We're more closer.

So eloquent. 

[WaltersHair]

Tag said Michael was unemployed and paroled. So what has he been living on, his miracle peen?

[mamadrama]

Oh STFU Sarah. All he'd have to do is fart in your direction and you'd be all over that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael: "I didn't change. I'm the same mumbly dumbass I always was"

[mamadrama]

He's always been there for them-even when he was in prison. And Miami. And Ft Lauderdale...

[Auntie Anxiety]

What just happened? They went from 0-10 in a nanosecond.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sarah is trying to get Murgh back in the house  . . . and her bed. 

 No one can resist the 😈🍆!

[Pepper Mostly]

These two are just boring me to tears now. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What just happened? They went from 0-10 in a nanosecond.

Standard Sarah.  She blames Michael when she's the one that immediately escalates.  He's the same mumbling loser he always was. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What just happened? They went from 0-10 in a nanosecond.

Its what they do. They never talk. They just shout over each other, then have hate sex. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Its what they do. They never talk. They just shout over each other, then have hate sex. 

Only if she's ovulatin'

[PrincessPurrsALot]

And, as always, they fight in front of the kids.  Why did she take Pretty Girl and leave Pretty Baby with Murgh? 

[goofygirl]

Yes Brittany.  You pushed your Mom right over the edge and back on the mutherfuckin' crack.  Are you happy now??

[candall]

 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Its what they do. They never talk. They just shout over each other, then have hate sex. 

Then Mumbles goes back to prison and Sarah shoots out another baby.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its what they do. They never talk. They just shout over each other, then have hate sex. 

Look for Pretty girl 3, coming soon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just as an aside, I’ve been watching Last Tango in Halifax on Netflix. Very good! The acting is superb (even though the Brits have only about seven actors who appear on every single BBC show). I missed it on PBS.

[Gobi]

So there's pretty baby and pretty lady, and Sarah is pretty easy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for your naps, snarkers.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just as an aside, I’ve been watching Last Tango in Halifax on Netflix. Very good! The acting is superb (even though the Brits have only about seven actors who appear on every single BBC show). I missed it on PBS.

I love me some BritShows

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany, stop trying to save your mother. She doesn’t want your help. Walk away.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Time for your naps, snarkers.

Hey, it's not Saturday afternoon....yet

[Gobi]

Are they bringing the dog to track her mother?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why would she go MIA?  Oh, I don't know, the mutha fuckin' crack?  The pills? The booze?  It's so hard to figure out.  Quite the head scratcher. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcelino finally said something intelligent—Stop wasting time with trying to get her to rehab.

[mamadrama]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Only if she's ovulatin'

Hoo whee! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I guess shoes are optional? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, a cliffhanger? Say it ain't so! 

[Gobi]

Cliffhanger in 1...2...3...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many people have actually died in that hellhole hotel.

[goofygirl]

Old Marcellino is slick, isn't he??  What's the dog gonna do exactly??

Dun..dun..dun... MYSTERY!

Well y'all, here we are again.  Thanks for the bellylaughs!! Have a great weekend!

Edited January 9, 2021 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

I'd like to get MY nails done. 

[OoogleEyes]

Dammit 

This show needs to be more than an hour. 

See you next week, my LAL friends!

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I love me some BritShows

There's a great series that is sorta related to this mess called Back to Life