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Every time I see these women all I can think of is that it looks like it hurts to be them. They are so stretched and pulled and all that fake hair has to be so hot and heavy and the big fake lashes weighing down their eyelids. It just reminds me of back in my 20s when we wore skin tight Jordache jeans out and we couldn’t wait to come home and peel them off. The whole night you couldn’t breathe right or bend over but damn we looked good. Only thing with these 2 is that they look awful. Do they not own mirrors? 

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Persnickety1
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When Darcey and Stacey refer to Georgi and Florian being so HOT, all I can do is think they need to invest some of their TLC money into LASIK eye surgery.   I think Florian looks like a heroin ad

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I can’t even look at these two since they got their new faces! All I see is  

Gobi
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You’re biased.

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On 4/6/2023 at 8:42 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

The website is terrible. If you are on reality TV hawking garbage at least hire someone to put together a decent site. Half of the pictures are blurry. The menu is terrible, contrast colour illegible, the language unreadable etc. No.

So exciting! I've been looking all over for illuminated armor in custom-made gold lamé!

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Doesn’t it defeat the purpose of a corn maze to give out a map?

Bet Darcey loved being mistaken as a Sasquatch and a boar by Mateo lol.  And then later called George Washington hehe.

is that the only restaurant in Middletown that allows filming?

Boy they were talking about a $40k wedding in Miami and that one looked hella cheaper.  And what a sad turnout even with some of them looking like paid extras.

How much do you want to bet Zack wasn’t at the wedding because production didn’t want to fly him up?  Maybe the same with the hand model from L.A.  You attend the bachelorette party and not the wedding?

Boy when the twins had their hair up during the wedding prep I noticed that their faces are morphing into late stage Joan Rivers.

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Baltimore Betty

Baltimore Betty

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1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

More wedding photos. Didn’t notice any with their mother.

https://www.tlc.com/shows/darcey-and-stacey/photo-galleries/stacey-and-florian-say-I-do-wedding-photos

Florian couldn't even manage a decent pose in any of those photos, model, yeah right!

There were about 30 people at the wedding, D&S knew about 10 of them.

No way those flowers were there for Stacey's wedding, I bet they were left over from or set up for someone else's wedding.  Do we know where she had the wedding? I did a search for hotels and found the one they stayed at and all I can say it looked like the place where dreams and (hookers), die. CORRECTION: I kept seeing a dismal motel in the background and mistook that for their hotel, I am happy to admit I was wrong but in case anyone here entertains the idea of staying at that motel, don't.

Stacey was not filmed making any decisions regarding menus, music, decor, we did not even see have dress fittings, I call BS on this wedding, she walked down the aisle with her fake wedding band and engagement rings on. 

 

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magemaud

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6 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Stacey was not filmed making any decisions regarding menus, music, decor, we did not even see have dress fittings, I call BS on this wedding, she walked down the aisle with her fake wedding band and engagement rings on. 

She must have decided NOT to have music! 

I did notice from the photos that both of her rings are comprised of a bunch of baguette and small round diamonds (?) with the "engagement" one set to look like a large center stone. They'll be featured on the HoE website soon! 

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I sure hope Darcey remembered her thong because she was flashing everyone! 

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7 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Doesn’t it defeat the purpose of a corn maze to give out a map?

"Corn Mazes for Dummies" maybe? Actually, I would have loved for them to get lost in the maze and need to be airlifted out by helicopter in a basket chair like Lucy on the cruise ship. Hilarity ensues! 

Edited to add: Maybe the men are looking at Darcey's dress but I'll bet the women are zeroing in on Georgi's BDE, like the woman in the yellow top that looks like a life vest. 

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3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Not in Albania.

If I recall we saw Darcey getting dressed and it looked like she was not wearing underwear of any kind...that will always skeeve me out.

So much for Albania being a conservative culture.

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looked like she was not wearing underwear of any kind

It looked like the first time they showed Stacey topless they blurred just the nipples.  So you can basically show the whole boob on commercial television now.  But because cable I guess there is no FCC issue. 

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FrancescaFiore

FrancescaFiore

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Am I the only person who was horrified by one of the boozy friends of D & S grinding on Georgi and on papa Mike on the dance floor? I mean, the flasks at the rehearsal were bad enough - these chicks were waaaaaaaaassted at the reception. And the wedding. Those two would be ideal candidates for Intervention, if they had any actual friends who cared about them.

Nice toast, drunky Michael. What. An. Asshole. He just has to make himself the center of attention, even on someone else's special day. 

I'm kind of surprised to see what a schlub D & S' mom is. Not a glamorpuss at all. Does mom get second billing because dad is the one with the funds? It really seems like they treat their mom like an afterthought. She was treated like any other guest, not like the mother of the bride. Something seems to be off with that relationship. D & S have so much adoration and flowery things to say about their dad, but not a word about their mother.  It's odd.

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3 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Nice toast, drunky Michael. What. An. Asshole. He just has to make himself the center of attention, even on someone else's special day. 

Was that a Burger King cardboard crown?

4 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Am I the only person who was horrified by one of the boozy friends of D & S grinding on papa Mike on the dancefloor?

The other friend had some dumpy bald guy who looked like Drew Peterson as her date yet has always ripped on the guys whom the twins date lol.

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4 minutes ago, essexjan said:

I LOL'd at everyone scrabbling to make sure Stacey's dress didn't catch fire on the ill-judged and poorly placed candles edging the aisle.

When the twins were in the parking lot after the rehearsal dinner they were dragging their trains through puddles that no doubt were mixed with motor oil.

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essexjan

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30 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Maybe she taped her cooch, too.

Darcey's idea of bra and panties is two BandAids and a cork.

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My next comment (below) was merged with the comment above.

Every expense spared with that 'diamond' wedding band. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221165424424

 

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magemaud

magemaud

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4 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

The other friend had some dumpy bald guy who looked like Drew Peterson as her date yet has always ripped on the guys whom the twins date lol.

I think that's Reina's husband. 

I wanted to post info about the wedding venue: https://saybrook.com/celebrate/weddings/

elsewhere I read that the cost of the venue was $ 159 per person, so with that crowd it would have been less than $ 5K. Better than the $ 40K that Stacey was going to spend for the restaurant in Miami! 

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magemaud

magemaud

On 4/11/2023 at 4:19 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Was that a Burger King cardboard crown?

I think it was a bit better than that, shiny plastic from the Dollar Tree. 

13 hours ago, jojo3couleurs said:

the captions are hilarious!  it looks like a photo-novel (not sure it's the exact term)

I like this one: "Darcey and Stacey blew kisses in front of their gorgeous gowns."image.thumb.png.1cc0f4c7ef152803898c7a18f0603b72.png

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Hotel Snarker

Hotel Snarker

None of us know what Darcey and Georgi's relationship was like. But what I do see is a guy who actually seems to love and care for her. I'm not saying she can't do better, but he can also do better. It doesn't appear that she has done a lot of work on herself and her and her support system were always ready to scapegoat Georgi all the time which means she doesn't have to take accountability. He's not perfect and he has messed up but Darcey has also messed up her fair share and done terrible things to Georgi.

Um, what was Debbie doing humping Georgi on the dance floor? You seem to hate the guy but then you're literally thrusting on his dick (and he's your friend’s ex-fiance) WTF is going on here???? How is that OK?? That was not dancing, that was like a monkey mating ritual.

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Um, what was Debbie doing humping Georgi on the dance floor? You seem to hate the guy but then you're literally thrusting on his dick (and he's your friend’s ex-fiance) WTF is going on here???? How is that OK?? That was not dancing, that was like a monkey mating ritual.

Then she was grinding on Papa Mike.  You would think with his medical issues you wouldn’t want to work him up.

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Baltimore Betty

Baltimore Betty

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The best thing about Stacey and Florian's wedding is it is over and she won't have another one because we were all in attendance and heard her say that this was the best wedding ever, she has got to be done with that story line.

That phony phone call Darcey made to Zach made me laugh, telling him on the morning of the wedding to not come because of possible drama between her, Georgi and Zach, like wouldn't her already be in CT at that point but I suspect he answered the phone while laying on his couch, hit the mute button on the tv remote, mumbled his lines, hung up and unmuted the tv, job done.

M.Benz was practically sucking on that mic then proceeds to handing off that wet mic to others to give their (fucking, lol) speeches, for a self proclaimed professional DJ I found him to be less than eloquent. 

Not once did Florian say anything about his family not being there, wanting any of his family to be there, missing Albania, broadcasting the wedding so family could watch in Albania, video chatting with anyone from his family...what in the world did Stacey do to him?!

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magemaud

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3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Not once did Florian say anything about his family not being there, wanting any of his family to be there, missing Albania, broadcasting the wedding so family could watch in Albania, video chatting with anyone from his family...what in the world did Stacey do to him?!

At the very least, his family could have been shown watching remotely but maybe they didn’t even know about the wedding. Actually, this gives production the opportunity to stage yet another wedding, this time in Albania, like Libby and Andrei had in Moldova. 

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5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

At the very least, his family could have been shown watching remotely but maybe they didn’t even know about the wedding. Actually, this gives production the opportunity to stage yet another wedding, this time in Albania, like Libby and Andrei had in Moldova. 

With Michael Benz in the drunk Charlie role.

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magemaud

magemaud

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4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

 

The best thing about Stacey and Florian's wedding is it is over and she won't have another one because we were all in attendance and heard her say that this was the best wedding ever, she has got to be done with that story line

 

We could only wish! The wedding reminded me about those two fame whore twins on Say Yes to the Dress. Similarly surgically enhanced but possibly smarter than the Silvas as they were lawyers, but just as vapid and bling obsessed. We were subjected to dress shopping for one as the unattached sister looked on wistfully, then we saw her shopping episode when she got engaged. A couple of years later, both got new Pnina Tornai (what else?) Stripper Fairy dresses for their vow renewals. One even had a new dress for another ceremony because SHE HAD LOST WEIGHT and her pictures from the first wedding weren't sexy enough! 

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