S12.E04: Ain't No Party Like a Hamptons Party

[OnceSane]

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Hamptons weekend wraps with a tennis grudge match between Luann and Ramona, while Sonja's dog groomers make a house call and Luann gets in on the action; a girls' night at Ramona's house turns into a wild ruckus.

Airs April 23, 2020.

[Keywestclubkid]

and here we go 

Ramona why at 60 does your life still revolve around men?? 

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe I’m going to side with Moaner on the room situation but I would not have apologized to Lu. Fuck that ungrateful bitch. 

[Chicklet]

Ramona is so graceful (eyeroll), especially on the tennis court.

[Keywestclubkid]

At this moment the new housewife is all of us trying to explain things to Sonja lol 

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

and here we go 

Ramona why at 60 does your life still revolve around men?? 

So are you saying that at 60 your life should revolve around sitting in a rocking chair, or knitting?  Good to know.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

So are you saying that at 60 your life should revolve around sitting in a rocking chair, or knitting?  Good to know.

No that’s not what I said at all.. but at 60 if your number one priority is to still be chasing dick... then that’s just sad 

[bosawks]

I truly enjoy watching Ramona attempt to do anything athletic.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

No that’s not what I said at all.. but at 60 if your number one priority is to still be chasing dick... then that’s just sad 

It is nice to still have hobbies.....

[Chicklet]

Ohh zing he got Lu but good and she so did not expect that at all.

"maybe not today" I love it.

[Emmeline]

Why didn’t Tinsley get out on the court and really show them what it’s all about.  I loved it when she impressed the tennis pro at Ramona’s in a previous season.  

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

I truly enjoy watching Ramona attempt to do anything athletic.

It is nice to still have hobbies.....

If I could give you a million hearts I would lol 

[Chicklet]

Age has nothing to do with chasing whatever, just a note to the youngsters out there.

You kind of just look better at it while younger.

Edited April 24, 2020 by Chicklet

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Why didn’t Tinsley get out on the court and really show them what it’s all about.  I loved it when she impressed the tennis pro at Ramona’s in a previous season.  

Ramona probably forbid her from coming out to the court and showing her up/getting all the attention from the tennis pro like last time.

[Neurochick]

Dorinda doesn't think Lu is an alcoholic, because if SHE is then Dorinda would have to look at her own behavior.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Age has nothing to do with chasing whatever, just a note to the youngsters out there.

You kind of just look better at it while younger.

It has nothing to do with how you look ... seriously it has to do with the fact that having a dick in you does not complete you has a person.. point blank period. You can be a whole person and not need a dick 

[Straycat80]

I’m actually impressed that Moaner was grilling. She not the great hostess tho.  

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

It has nothing to do with how you look ... seriously it has to do with the fact that having a dick in you does not complete you has a person.. point blank period. You can be a whole person and not need a dick 

This is true, but you still look better doing it while younger. And it attracts less attention. And men can do it at any age and attract less attention.

[bosawks]

Lu going on about how nice it was going back to her own bedroom doesn’t sound bitter or jealous at all.

Nope, not at all....

[Thumper]

7 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Ohh zing he got Lu but good and she so did not expect that at all.

"maybe not today" I love it.

I loved it too!!! 

[ShawnaLanne]

Is anyone else stricken with second hand embarrassment watching these women, Ramona, Lu, and Sonja hit on men? Or am I just so far out if the game I don't know?

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Is anyone else stricken with second hand embarrassment watching these women, Ramona, Lu, and Sonja hit on men? Or am I just so far out if the game I don't know?

I just laugh because I was raised with the queen who was effortlessly picking up men until she remarried at 70. These women have no game.

[Emmeline]

The funny thing about Lu’s flirt with the tennis pro was that she knew what she implied, but he apparently didn’t.  He thought she was in good shape for a women his moms age.

[Thumper]

4 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Is anyone else stricken with second hand embarrassment watching these women, Ramona, Lu, and Sonja hit on men? Or am I just so far out if the game I don't know?

Yes!  Lu is like a dog in heat.  But I think she’s used to being admired and sought after, so can’t imagine not.

I am embarrassed for them.

 

Edited April 24, 2020 by Thumper

[Straycat80]

I can understand ladies (?) getting together, having drinks and having fun but man, these bitches step waaaay over the line. Someone is going to get alcohol poisoning or fall and get seriously hurt. 
And they aren’t flirting with these dog grooming  men, they are acting desperate. I’m embarrassed for them. 

[Neurochick]

So what, are we saying that once you're over 50 (OMG) you should stop:  putting on make up, looking at men.  Are we over 50 women supposed to just sit in rocking chairs and wait to die?  Don't get it. 

I think it's worse that they act like drunken frat boys.

What they should NOT do is act like Sonja.

Luann is realizing what I've known for years, drunks are BORING.

Edited April 24, 2020 by Neurochick

[Chicklet]

He looks like Jeffrey Epstein. I mean I'm sure he's not but it's giving me pause?

[Quita]

It is a full on cringefest for me to watch Luann shamelessly flirting with the tennis instructor and dog groomer. Maybe be a little subtle. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

So what, are we saying that once you're over 50 (OMG) you should stop:  putting on make up, looking at men.  Are we over 50 women supposed to just sit in rocking chairs and wait to die?  Don't get it. 

What they should NOT do is act like Sonja.

No that’s not what anyone is saying at all.. looking around who said that? What was said is at 60 why is a man your number one priority? Is there nothing else in life going on besides a man? At what point do you decide that men shouldn’t be what makes you a complete person? 

[Thumper]

Muscle guy in white pants.  Yuck.  Ramona can’t just have fun with her friends?

But then I forget they are not really friends.  They are coworkers.

[ShawnaLanne]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

So what, are we saying that once you're over 50 (OMG) you should stop:  putting on make up, looking at men.  Are we over 50 women supposed to just sit in rocking chairs and wait to die?  Don't get it. 

What they should NOT do is act like Sonja.

I'm nearing 50, and I think we should get out there, but I hate watching anyone, regardless of age, act desperate.

Oooh. It is Sonja with the vibrator! I knew it!

[Chicklet]

Desperate knows no age sadly. 

And yes Lu you looked exactly like that when you drink and it's not pretty, is it?

[Steph J]

5 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

And yes Lu you looked exactly like that when you drink and it's not pretty, is it?

Does she not remember that time she fell in the bush?  I find that hard to believe. It's in my top 10 moments from this show.

Edited April 24, 2020 by Steph J

[Straycat80]

That poor woman working for Ramona, bet she can’t wait to get out of that crazy house! 
off topic but I love this commercial with the ‘Ratt’ problem! 

[nytonc]

12 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I just laugh because I was raised with the queen who was effortlessly picking up men until she remarried at 70. These women have no game.

My mother-in-law is still doing it at 95 and god help the ho who gets more attention than she does!

[Neurochick]

OMG, Leah, Sonja and Tinsley are messed up AF.  Good thing those torches didn't actually burn anything.

[Vanderboom]

Drunk logic: taking off your top at a friend's pool is a big F.U. to Park Avenue. Way to rage against the machine, Leah. You're such a badass 🙄. 

[Thumper]

When did dark-haired woman not a regular show up?

[Steph J]

Oh man, Leah and Sonja are a baaaad combination. I can't wait to see them on the vacation.

[Chicklet]

This isn't remotely entertaining. Do they realize this?

[bosawks]

That was a pretty dive for a drunk skunk.

[Thumper]

Just now, Neurochick said:

OMG, Leah, Sonja and Tinsley are messed up AF.  Good thing those torches didn't actually burn anything.

Yes, I was worried about a grass fire!

[ShawnaLanne]

Leah and the fake assed down with the bourgeoisie shit is reverse pretension. This woman is on the RH's.

Edited April 24, 2020 by ShawnaLanne

[Keywestclubkid]

wow John should seriously sue the hell out of these bitches .... he has been shit on and dragged ... what the hell? 

[Quita]

Ramona should ask herself three things before she speaks: Is it true? Is it kind? It it necessary? If those are a no, maybe keep it to yourself.

[Straycat80]

Well, Lu if you had listened to your friends about Tom maybe it would have saved you a lot of heartache.

Great...naked drunkenness and vandalizism going on in the backyard. Oh my! 

[bosawks]

Ramona’s home insurance is going to skyrocket after this....

[ShawnaLanne]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

When did dark-haired woman not a regular show up?

Right after the random skeevy man showed up.

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, Quita said:

Ramona should ask herself three things before she speaks: Is it true? Is it kind? It it necessary? If those are a no, maybe keep it to yourself.

If any of the housewives ever asked themselves any of one of these questions before speaking there would be no show.

[LibertarianSlut]

Luann pulled a rabbit out of a hat and played the victim card with the room/lower level anyway.  Brava.

Who cares who is a trophy wife?  My mom told me I looked like a trophy wife in my wedding photo, and I thought, “awesome!”

Dorinda is again complaining about bringing up the past.  Dorinda, it seems, has an exclusive deal with the past.  She can wax poetic and Ralph and Richard in London forever, but no one else can say boo.

 My heart sings every time Leah or Tinsley talks about Sonja’s obsession with the past.  

I don’t understand why everyone thinks they can use Ramona as a punching bag. Lu is on her for the spiders in the wing of the house.  Dorinda made a sarcastic comment that the tennis instructor doesn’t want to see her body, when Dorinda doesn’t have a body to write home about her damn self.  Like, you assholes are guests at her home.  If you don’t like her—and there’s plenty not to like—don’t stay.

I don’t say this often—but these women really do seem kind of jealous of Ramona.  She divorced better than they did, she doesn’t have a mugshot, and they all take turns coming at her and it’s ugly.  She took them to a party, and they mauled her for it, so when she says they’ll stay in tonight and order in, the women cannot get enough digs in.  She’s fake.  Her house party sucks and Luann wishes she was drinking, oh but now she wants to be sober.  The male guest isn’t good enough for them, as if they couldn’t invite their own male friends—they don’t have any.  

If Leah considers Ramona her “elder,” why is she hanging out with her?  I know it’s for the show, but if they told me I had to be friends with someone in their sixties on a reality show, I would make the best of it and act like she’s a cool chick even if she isn’t.  You’re judged by the company you keep.  

Luann and drinking—OMG, stop making this your storyline.  You fucked it up a dozen times, now shut up about it.  She’s like that woman who thinks she is pregnant every single month and always wants to talk about it.  She’s the boy who cried wolf.  I’d rather hear about cabaret than where Luann is with her drinking at every interval.  Luann is really bitter since the Tom stuff.  The cabaret was just a distraction.  I think she’s a miserable woman.  

I think it’s gross when someone openly lusts after someone of either sex if they are old enough to be their parent or grandparent.  It was not a good look for Luann either time she attempted it.  It’s one thing to make kind comments to someone of a completely different age in an attempt to build a romantic relationship, and it’s another to have to pick your tongue up off the floor.  Luann getting that massage from the pet groomer looked so desperate.  Remember “Sonja young,” Luann?  That was “Sonja desperate.”  I also just do not find younger men attractive, so it could be my bias showing too.  

What is Leah’s problem with white people?  Two episodes in a row now.  She’s sounding really racist.  Making comments about race with no context whatsoever—just to put someone down for being white—I’m not sure I’m going to be able to overlook that.  It’s very low, and it would serve her right if people who don’t support publicly prejudiced comments chose to buy their mafia products elsewhere.  

[dosodog]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Well, Lu if you had listened to your friends about Tom maybe it would have saved you a lot of heartache.

Great...naked drunkenness and vandalizism going on in the backyard. Oh my! 

And they're not even on quarantine!

I'm thoroughly enjoying this!

I shouldn't, but I am.....

Edited April 24, 2020 by dosodog