90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello, my fellow snarker friends! I just got back home this afternoon. I had been out of town since Wednesday because of a family emergency in Atlantic Beach, NC. Luckily, everything's fine now.

There were extreme thunderstorms today and I worried my power would go off and I would not be able to snark with you guys, but luckily the storm has gone away for the most part. And I can watch this HEA tell all with you guys! It'll be a shitshow!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello my snarky dears! I hope you've all had a great week and didn't resort to fisticuffs with your families! 

[OoogleEyes]

Chucklefuck senior is an idiot. 

[ExMathMajor]

Yo yo yo YO...wassup, snarky snarks? Looking forward to the shit show!

[Doublemint]

Happy Sunday All - we made it through another week!

[Frozendiva]

Hi from smokey Western Canada!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.  And yet, here I am.  At least I know the snark will be 🔥🔥

How y'all doin'!!

I don’t need different results; I just need the snark to keep on coming!

Edited August 16, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Twopper]

Hi everyone!! I just thought I would drop in for a moment to let you know I will think of y'all while I watch this idiocy tomorrow.   Maybe if they have a better cast for whatever is up next I will make it back but at this point a certain grandbaby is demanding my attention.

I really am not looking forward to Kalani and her boobs, Tiff and her ever-widening shoulders, Natalie and her gritted teeth, and, well, you get the picture. ....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chuck suggests that the family should get together for another bonding experience since the last ten went so well.

[Gobi]

Snark engaged.

Will we get the answer to Hookergate tonight? Nah!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, dry it up, Chuck, you pathetic old loser. You brought it all on yourself. 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi from smokey Western Canada!

Bad there too, hey?  Couldn't see the sun today and it's not cloudy :(

[TazDevil]

I wonder if Angela thinking she might actually die prompted her to quit smoking?

[hookedontv]

The ONLY way I can get through this is with my fellow snarkers! I have been recording and fast forwarding thru a lot this season, but I’m going to try to tough it out with you guys tonight. 
I may tap out early! 

[Mindthinkr]

I wonder how much security they had to hire “in case of fights”. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Charlie hammered? Will he throw the first punch? 

Yes and yes. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Take a shot every time Mike SHRUGS.

[OoogleEyes]

WTF, show? 

[greekmom]

Hey guys.

[Straycat80]

Good evening all! A lot of bleeping in the previews. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ready and reporting for this shit show. Hope we get lots of fisticuffs and hot tea

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!  Ready to snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

After seeing Julia’s dress, I have a hankering for butternut squash.

[hookedontv]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I wonder if Angela thinking she might actually die prompted her to quit smoking?

Angela wouldn’t, because she’s ‘Merican and it’s her right to live. And smoke. She pays taxes y’all!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

I wonder how much security they had to hire “in case of fights”. 

You mean, "when the fights break out, inevitably, because we'll encourage shit stirring from jump" right? 

[Gobi]

They should change the name to Bleeping Ever After.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Take a shot every time Mike SHRUGS.

I’m already drunk after 60 seconds…

[Grifter Lives]

Mike's showing off his revenge body.  He's put on a lot of weight, but is still smaller than Tiffany and Kalani and Angela.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara looks good. Her nose keeps getting surgeried.

[RichiesOlderBro]

WooHoo!  I’m here and ready to snark!

[Armchair Critic]

 

I watched the half hour TLC preview on Friday night and I feel like Frank Costanza "I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it!"

They all suck but the worst is Grangela thinking she looks hot. ugh.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Good evening all! A lot of bleeping in the previews. 

I can't understand what the *bleep* they are saying 

[For Cereals]

I pre-watched just so I can be keep up!  (And because I totally forgot about LALU on Friday)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon continues to be punchable.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

 

I watched the half hour TLC preview on Friday night and I feel like Frank Costanza "I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it!"

They all suck but the worst is Grangela thinking she looks hot. ugh.

Yara is rocking that dress!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yes, Mike. You're bravely facing down your pain. I remember when you and Natalie had a fight back in Kyiv, and you wandered the streets of the city, attired only in your pajamas, drinking beer like it was your job. Fuck off you fucking piece of shit. I'm expecting to hear "I'm a nice guy" from him at least once tonight. 

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yara looks good. Her nose keeps getting surgeried.

According to the tabloids, Jovi had plastic surgery, too - for his sleepy eyes (not lazy eye - that's Jenn).  I have to look to see it.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yara looks good. Her nose keeps getting surgeried.

We missed your snark last week

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ready and reporting for this shit show. Hope we get lots of fisticuffs and hot tea

Everyone should come out with their own wrestling music.

[greekmom]

unless all these idiots get into a mud pit and wrestle it out.... it's going to be boring.

[TazDevil]

So if everything is free in Samoa, meaning you don't have to pay for land for a house, or to build a house, or to farm your own food, then why did Asuelo have a job?  I assume it wasn't a volunteer position and he was given actual money (and tips) from working in the tourism industry.

[brillia79]

A man that can’t move off mommy and daddy’s farm ;that he doesn’t work at) isn’t ready for a wife.

[ExMathMajor]

I had one cold-shoulder top in my closet that I wore maybe twice. I thought of Tiffany and threw it out. Thanks, Tiffany.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia’s outfit is from the Sound of Music Collection.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon continues to be punchable.

And of course everything is Julia's fault. I'd flatten him right now if I could. 

[For Cereals]

Brandon looks like the helpful Honda guy

[greekmom]

damn. Yara's shoes are cute.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon continues to be punchable.

I think that we're seeing Betty in disguise.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara looks good!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

So if everything is free in Samoa, meaning you don't have to pay for land for a house, or to build a house, or to farm your own food, then why did Asuelo have a job?  I assume it wasn't a volunteer position and he was given actual money (and tips) from working in the tourism industry.

To meet hot women.