90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[FrancescaFiore]

Sumit needs to spell it out for his parents: HE DOESN'T WANT KIDS. Perhaps once they understand that he doesn't have the desire to be a parent, they can be a little more open-minded to accepting that he loves a woman twice his age.

Edited November 23, 2020 by FrancescaFiore
My phone loves to add "oh," where I didn't say it, so I end up looking like I'm singing every comment

[DanaMB]

18 hours ago, Travellin said:

Omg for a second I thought you meant mykal’s Angela.   Although I’d back that Angie against Yazan’s’s father any day 

I did too, and couldn't figure out what the translator had done to earn such ire. lol

[Frozendiva]

Hello Monday snarkers!

[Frozendiva]

Kalani's dad braiding his beard. Epic show tonight!

[magemaud]

Thanks for the tutorial, Low, I always wondered how people braid their hair! 

This truly is the Learning Channel 

Edited November 24, 2020 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

Let the snark begin

[Floatingbison]

Im here

 

[Bees52]

Hi there!

[sainte-chapelle]

Tammy and her damn stank face.

[Grifter Lives]

Asuelo really has no self-reflection or sense of humor.  I'm surprised that his family isn't behind him, demanding that he do these shows just for the appearance fee - for their income, of course.

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu gave all his money to his mother when he left Samoa?

[Floatingbison]

The Asuoulo sister/mother are insufferable

Is Asuoulo's head normal size, or XXL?

[Grifter Lives]

I just saw the 6 cans of Spam on the couch, next to Asuelo's mother.  Retail Value: Nearly $300

[Floatingbison]

His family are "horrible people."  In therapy, that's what is called a breakthrough!

[magemaud]

Colt’s specialty looks like dog 💩 

[Frozendiva]

Debbie likes her glare?

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Colt is adding more than espresso power.....hint: rhymes with ooze

[Frozendiva]

It's almost the holiday time of adding Bailey's Irish Cream to one's morning coffee.

[Grifter Lives]

Colt & Jess are such a compelling and real couple that TLC is trying to pretend that Debbie's oh-so-cool in every clip.

Here's Colt again, justifying his lying.

[Floatingbison]

No girlfriend should have to put up with Debbie.  She is horrible.

[Frozendiva]

Any girlfriend needs to watch the show, be of sound mind, and knows how to enforce boundaries.

[Bees52]

Lies of omission are still lies, Debbie. Coltee didn't tell Jess a lot of things.

[magemaud]

Is Debbie wearing the same sweater? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Deb is the one who needs to move on

[Grifter Lives]

One Debbie segment down.  But, we'll have to see her gum the cupcakes later.

[Frozendiva]

Deb needs her own space and the opportunity to meet new people.

[jaybird2]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is Debbie wearing the same sweater? 

yep

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Deb needs her own space and the opportunity to meet new people.

I wouldn't put it past TLC to include her in the rumored 90-Day dating show.  That segment, and her prominence throughout these rehash shows (Tell All, Pillow Talk, Strikes Back) are disproportionate.  Nobody likes her or reveres her as a wise elder.  

TLC had to use Pillow Talkers and InstaGram to cull those Debbie-centric, not funny viewer comments.

[Frozendiva]

Living the high life with Pizza Pizza.

[Bees52]

Hmph. How much did the pizza place pay for that feature, or was it free advertising? 😏

[Frozendiva]

Chuck is single. Debbie is single.

[jaybird2]

'i really like michael i didn't at first but he's such a good sport

[Grifter Lives]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is Debbie wearing the same sweater? 

 

3 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

yep

I can never tell if these are supposed to appear like binge-athons, so they wear the same outfits.  Libby & Andrrrrei's DVR showed the time as 1:26.  I'll look for it in one of their future segments to see.  (Not that continuity matters to the editors.)

Trashley said that they made her wear the same dress in all the talking heads for retakes (but she mistakenly switched).

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Chuck is single. Debbie is single.

And Angela is married.  Otherwise. . . (Insert loud, smoker-hacking bray here)

[Bees52]

It hard to believe that Andrei doesn't know Martha Stewart, but then again he probably doesn't cook or decorate or craft or shop.

[Frozendiva]

She used to have a lot of merchandise in stores. Don't know if that is the case anymore.

Nice Whirlpool dishwasher.

[Floatingbison]

I didn't understand a word of Angela-babble I just heard.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I didn't understand a word of Angela-babble I just heard.

Well, it helps that she's eating nachos while she explains.

[Bees52]

I know. Couldn't escape her brand everywhere at one point. In department stores, big box, and I think, even Staples carried her stationary and organization line. Plus her show with Snoop Dog.

I know too much about her lol. 😆

[magemaud]

Etc., etc., etc. Michael is auditioning for “The King and I” 

[Maybeitsme]

I can't even with these "strike back " shows, I only come here to read the snark because you folks know what you're doing.  Who cares what these people have to say about their mishaps on national television? They are all morons 

[Grifter Lives]

Syngin's hair is incredibly greasy - greasier than usual.  He's not even flipping it as much.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sygin sounds as drunk as Debbie. Maybe he should move in with Deb 

[Frozendiva]

Every commercial seems to be for the Family Chantel show.

[magemaud]

That kid in the Bounty commercial is kind of old to be playing with preschool sized LEGO blocks.  

[Frozendiva]

The goat farm is not pick your dinner.

[Bees52]

The show now sounds like a petting zoo! Or... my old farm animals toy that had a pull string.

[sainte-chapelle]

"I'm a bad dog" we don't need to hear about your sex games Assholo

Ansuelu just looks angry every time someone tweets about his family. Well, when you are on reality TV that is the reality for you. They chose to be on camera.

[Grifter Lives]

I don't think that Strikes Back covered the highlights of the full original episode.  Are they extending this even further?

There's no good material.  There's no good snark.  And the cast just isn't that clever or witty.

[sainte-chapelle]

I kinda have to apologize to Kalani, this season I see why she was so hard on him. He is selfish and comes by it honestly judging by his awful family.

Family Chantel came on and they are all defending abusive asshole Royal. She wasn't throwing stones she was telling the truth. He is an asshole. That family is awful.

[Trackdawg]

 

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Chuck is single. Debbie is single.

Edited November 24, 2020 by Trackdawg