S10.E14: Fight or Flight?

[Ohwell]

I swear I think most of this shit is producer driven, in particular Brandon/Taylor and Katie/Derek.  I think these two couples have already indicated that they won't stay together, so the producers want them to give us some drama before they separate.  

[gonecrackers]

Just end it, Brandon, & stop giving them what they want- he's good teevee.

STFU Taylor, you got what you wanted. He's the bad guy & you're the 'victim'. Go cry with Michael.

[Straycat80]

The show should kick his drunk ass out of there. If he signed a contract to be filmed he is breaking that contract. And he threatened the crew. He also called that lady a bitch. 

[Racj82]

Brandon doesn't terrify me. He's being an asshole but he's doing everything in his power to get away from Taylor. Let him ago. He's not the one initiating any contact. She is.

And she doesn't even like him. So tell him to fuck off. But she can't because she doesn't want to lose the cameras.

Brandon crossed a line with the producers but I also know he's trying to escape a shit edit being set up by Taylor. He's creating his own problems in the process.

[OnTime]

How is Brandon going to get back home?  Taylor drove out to the giant house in the country.  Can Uber find that place????

[gonecrackers]

Just now, OnTime said:

How is Brandon going to get back home?  Taylor drove out to the giant house in the country.  Can Uber find that place????

They probably had an Uber hiding in the woods, waiting for him.

[Racj82]

Side note that the argument between Katie and Derek outside seemed sketchy. Like there was some frankenbite editing going on or audio being added in later. On Katie's side of the argument.

[Koalagirl]

Those were not the pajamas Katie went to sleep in the night before.

[Racj82]

Derek is going to spend the rest of his life saying sorry for shit he doesn't even understand if he stays with Katie. None of their arguments make sense.

[TMI]

3 minutes ago, OnTime said:

How is Brandon going to get back home?  Taylor drove out to the giant house in the country.  Can Uber find that place????

squad car

[PupCal]

That was low-key jealous?

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, come on, Katie.  You can’t tell me that the guy holding you so sweetly doesn’t have potential.  I swear, so many decent guys are wasted on these little girls.  

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Racj82 said:

Derek is going to spend the rest of his life saying sorry for shit he doesn't even understand if he stays with Katie. None of their arguments make sense.

Katie is not a God. Derek shouldn't be apologizing every day and he'll probably have to apologize tomorrow too. 

Shout out to Usman to  90 day Fiance.

[Racj82]

Michael skipping out on breakfast? Hold up.

Look at how fucked this season is. One couple didn't make it this far into the season, two people are trying to run and one couple has a argument every single day.

Edited April 2, 2020 by Racj82

[PupCal]

Brandon's a fucking child, goddamn. Michael's got actual shit to do.

[gonecrackers]

OMG just let Brandon leave already.

Take Michael with you.

[Hangin Out]

I read somewhere that the experts are therefor show.  It’s the producers who do the picking.  The crazier, the better.  If they all got along, the show would be boring.  Jessica and Ashton get along and are cute.  But, there is no drama.

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

Michael skipping out on breakfast? Hold up.

Well, he's on the way to the funeral home so I'll give him a pass. 

He is probably thinking about that breakfast though.

[Racj82]

Jessica still always being the mom of the group. Even to someone else's man.

[Straycat80]

Brandon and Michael are trying to make a break for it, the people in the house have no clue what’s going on. Good luck to the experts on trying to fix this shitshow. 

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Brandon and Michael are trying to make a break for it, the people in the house have no clue what’s going on. Good luck to the experts on trying to fix this shitshow. 

How big is this house that the others didnt hear all the kerfuffle between Taylor and Brandon? They seem oblivious with the "hey you guys want some sausage?"

[OnTime]

7 minutes ago, Koalagirl said:

Those were not the pajamas Katie went to sleep in the night before.

Derek had on different clothes too.  Production on this show has always been terrible.

[gonecrackers]

Production knows Brandon's got a low threshold & is in cahoots with phony Taylor to provoke him to blow. This really sucks all around.

[PupCal]

Oh, hey! Shenandoah Caverns! My aunt lives right down the road, I wonder if that house is around there too.

[Hangin Out]

1 minute ago, Racj82 said:

Jessica still always being the mom of the group. Even to someone else's man.

A little too much I think.  She might be a little too bossy for Ashton in the long run. I hope not.

[gonecrackers]

Look who's still getting her camera time... go home Taylor.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

Look who's still getting her camera time... go home Taylor.

And smooshing those burgers. Don't do that.

[PupCal]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

And smooshing those burgers. Don't do that.

Gotta do something to distract her from Meka's ramblings.

[Ohwell]

Oh God Meka.  I understand that you're frustrated with lying Michael.  Honestly, I do.  But give your goddamn mouth a rest.  Even fame ho Taylor was stunned.

Just, you know, breathe................

[configdotsys]

12 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

Michael skipping out on breakfast? Hold up.

Look at how fucked this season is. One couple didn't make it this far into the season, two people are trying to run and one couple has a argument every single day.

Just imagine if they went with three couples: Taylor and Brandon, Mindy and Zach, and Michael and Meka. Hell, you can even swap out Katie and Derek for any one of the above...

[Straycat80]

You didn’t ‘steal’ the golf cart Derek, the producer handed you the keys. Really, these scenes with him and Katie are so producer driven and corny too. 

[Hangin Out]

OMG Meka.  You talk too much and too fast.  She could drive a person nuts.

 

 

 

[Racj82]

I'm confused by this golf cart shit.

Him stealing the keys to prove he's the bad boy. 

It seems more juvenile behavior she should be disapproving of. Something he would have done in college days. Frat boy shit. Not seeing it as "bad boy" behavior. It's silly and dumb.

Also, nothing says immature and not ready for something real than a woman saying she wants or is looking for a bad boy. You don't want a real man. 

[Meowwww]

30 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Yeah, too much wood for me.

Said none of these couples....well, maybe Jess and Austin

[OnTime]

Meka, give it a rest.

 

[Racj82]

Meka and Taylor trying to match?

The jilted twins.

Why the hell is this show 2 hours? We don't need this excursion shit. It's not interesting on any level.

Edited April 2, 2020 by Racj82

[Empress1]

17 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

Derek is going to spend the rest of his life saying sorry for shit he doesn't even understand if he stays with Katie. None of their arguments make sense.

Katie is fucking exhausting. She is a petulant child and she’s the kind of person who just makes up shit to be mad about. Derek was having a nice time talking to Taylor because Taylor doesn’t shit all over his dreams. It hasn’t for a second occurred to Katie that Derek isn’t affectionate with her because she’s an asshole. And apparently he DID try to initiate sex and she shot him down (I bet $5 she was mean about it). I’m all for confidence but Katie is arrogant and nasty. You can tell Jessica doesn’t like her.

[Straycat80]

Why are Meka and Taylor still talking like there’s still a chance things will work out in these fakey non-marriages? This is the worst season ever. 
And speaking of fake...WTF with this seance? 

Edited April 2, 2020 by Straycat80

[Ohwell]

Ruh roh.  Meka and Taylor.  Good thing there are cameras for evidence.

[ShowFan]

Derek is a young guy who wants to have fun and Katie is an absolute downer. She is putting him down for everything and he isn’t mature enough to manipulate her to his interest. So it results in drama. 

My heart goes out to Jessica and Austin for having to sleep on a queen size bed! That’s heartbreaking. Aside from that they are both adorable and come across surprisingly mature. 

On Brandon...the show is setting a bad precedent. Unless they sue him, this will go downhill. 

[Hangin Out]

1 minute ago, Racj82 said:

Meka and Taylor trying to match?

The jilted twins.

Why the hell is this show 2 hours? We don't need this excursion shit. It's not interesting on any level.

Fillers.  They have nothing else to go on.  Everyone leaving. Haha, I’m not surprised.

[LennieBriscoe]

9 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

I'm confused by this golf cart shit.

Him stealing the keys to prove he's the bad boy. 

It seems more juvenile behavior she should be disapproving of. Something he would have done in college days. Frat boy shit. Not seeing it as "bad boy" behavior. It's silly and dumb.

Also, nothing says immature and not ready for something real than a woman saying she wants or is looking for a bad boy. You don't want a real man. 

The most Derek will commit t o is "I like you a lot." Then, referring to himself and Katie in the cart, he said, "Yeah, we're bad boys."

Now, I realize that it's a general term, but subconsciously maybe it's Derek friend-zoning Katie. 

[OnTime]

Not even a check in on Mindy and Zach!

[Racj82]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

The most Derek will commit t o is "I like you a lot." Then, referring to himself and Katie in the cart, he said, "Yeah, we're bad boys."

Now, I realize that it's a general term, but subconsciously maybe it's Derek friend-zoning Katie. 

Good. Because he should be running.

Katie thinks someone is an asshole? Really?

I mean Brandon is an asshole but people in glass houses and all that.

2 minutes ago, OnTime said:

Not even a check in on Mindy and Zach!

Mindy has earned her freedom from this nonsense for a bit. 

[VioletNevermind]

I don’t think it’s that Meka doesn’t care.  I think she just needs to see a death certificate to believe that his relative actually passed away.  

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, OnTime said:

Not even a check in on Mindy and Zach!

I’m surprised the couples didn’t discuss the fact that Mindy and Zach are getting divorced. There was a cursory “they’re not coming” but I’d think they’d have more of a discussion about the split.

[Racj82]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I don’t think it’s that Meka doesn’t care.  I think she just needs to see a death certificate to believe that his relative actually passed away.  

Jessica and Meka out here like private eyes! I'm laughing right now.

[LennieBriscoe]

Too much inquisition on Michael! Leave Michael alone, FGS!!

Why didn't you drive? Where did you go? Where did Brandon go? Why didn't he take his work clothes? WHY, WHERE, WHEN, WHO....

STHU!!

Edited April 2, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[OnTime]

I missed something.  Who died?

[VioletNevermind]

How is Michael not literally shitting his pants right now?  This is hilarious!