S10.E04: One Night Spouse

[gonecrackers]

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After waking up next to someone they met less than 24 hours ago, each spouse will meet individually with their new stranger in-laws, before being whisked away on their honeymoon in Panama.

 

[Ohwell]

Jessica's wearing my pajamas!

And why is Taylor wearing a big ass watch to bed?

And Zack is wearing what looks like a fitbit watch.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Ohwell

[gonecrackers]

I like Jessica but her laugh is irritating AF.

[ShowFan]

Mindy’s vein is about to pop. And Zach put her on the bed the wrong way around 

Taylor is so much prettier without the make up and the hairdo 

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Taylor is so much prettier without the make up and the hairdo 

Yes she is.

[ShowFan]

Yuk...Katie went to bed with all that make up ...ugh

[gonecrackers]

I think Mindy's the only one feeling some chemistry.

[ShowFan]

27 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

why is Taylor wearing a big ass watch to bed?

It’s an Apple Watch and a lot of people wear them when they sleep. They have great sleep trackers. I don’t wear mine but I totally understand it 

[Empress1]

13 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Taylor is so much prettier without the make up and the hairdo 

She is. Nice skin.

[Ohwell]

9 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

It’s an Apple Watch and a lot of people wear them when they sleep. They have great sleep trackers. I don’t wear mine but I totally understand it 

Oh, ok then.  I have an Apple Watch about 5'10" and 170 lbs.  He keeps track of my sleep.  😉

So far this is boring as hell.

[ShowFan]

“It will feel like a one night stand that doesn’t end” I love it!!! The funniest thing since basic Caucasian sex!

[Adeejay]

Taylor's cousin needs to have a seat. Brandon did not kidnap Taylor and force her into marriage.  Unless I am mistaken she signed up for this.  The mother, neice and the sister need to climb down off their high horse.  If precious Taylor is the best thing since slice bread, then I can’t but wonder why she had to sign on to a third rate reality show to meet a spouse. 

Edited January 23, 2020 by Adeejay

[gonecrackers]

The meeting the families crap is so boring. 😴

Edited January 23, 2020 by gonecrackers

[ShowFan]

That lady relative of Brandon who is speaking with Taylor,  not his mom but the other woman, has a very creepy long neck bird sneaking out from behind her

Edited January 23, 2020 by ShowFan

[Ohwell]

9 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Taylor's cousin needs to have a seat. Brandon did not kidnap Taylor and force her into marriage.  Unless I am mistaken she signed up for this.  The mother, neice and the sister need to climb down off their high horse.  If Taylor is the best thing since slice bread, then I can help but wonder whey she had to sign up on a third rate reality show to meet a spouse.

I thought Brandon handled himself very well with those women, who seem to have forgotten that their precious Taylor signed up for this.   

[Straycat80]

This is so boring. Is it me or are Mindy’s teeth too big for her mouth? 

[gonecrackers]

Mindy's got a good friend there. I liked her putting Zach on the spot - and yeah, he's getting a lot of "exposure".

Edited January 23, 2020 by gonecrackers

[ShowFan]

Shannie (Mindy’s bridesmaid) is super sharp! Beautiful and smart. Her questions are so on point

[Ohwell]

Maybe things will pick up when they go to Panama because right now I'm about to doze off.

[ShowFan]

Is Meka wearing hair extensions when meeting Michael’s family? She looked pretty at that meeting 

[configdotsys]

Welp, after reading the comments so far, I'm taking my flu-ish self to bed and will watch tomorrow when I can fast forward through 90% of this snoozefest.

[Ohwell]

Good Lord Mindy is skinny.

[ShowFan]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

 

Good Lord Mindy is skinny.

 

Those sunglasses did not do her any favors

Meka is handling this like a business transaction. Very factual, stiff, demanding. Neither her nor Michael are at all flirting with each other, at least not from what we see on camera. 

[Ohwell]

Taylor is pretty and doesn't need all that fake hair on her head.

[gonecrackers]

This fatigue-fest will probably end with some blowout or high tension moment & we'll end up having to wait 'till next week for anything interesting.

[ShowFan]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

Taylor is pretty and doesn't need all that fake hair on her head.

How do you know it’s fake? 

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Meka is handling this like a business transaction. Very factual, stiff, demanding. Neither her nor Michael are at all flirting with each other, at least not from what we see on camera. 

She and Michael really do need to soften up.  They make me uncomfortable just looking at them.

Mindy's friend doesn't trust Zack but at least so far he's pleasant and friendly with Mindy.  

10 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

How do you know it’s fake? 

I'm looking at her hairline and it looks fake.

[Straycat80]

Oh interesting. The other couples think Meka and Michael are not a good match. And here we go, they are fighting about sex already. And he gave her an ultimatum. Not good. 

[Ohwell]

Meka and Michael.  Here we go!

[gonecrackers]

Good for Meka, laying it all out there on camera.

[Jade Foxx]

42 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

This is so boring. Is it me or are Mindy’s teeth too big for her mouth? 

Her veneers (or whatever) are unfortunate. 

[Adeejay]

Michael and Meka are not a good match. She is no nonsense. This seems like a business transaction to her.  Somebody is lying. 

[Ohwell]

I am actually embarrassed for Meka and Michael.  TMI about sex.

[gonecrackers]

Problem is, if someone is acting differently off camera, & not admitting it, who to believe...  Meka was being very upfront, & I can't see what she would have to gain making up accusations like that at this point.

[Ohwell]

Even if what Meka said was true she was acting over the top like Michael raped her in her sleep.   

[Jade Foxx]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Even if what Meka said was true she was acting over the top like Michael raped her in her sleep.   

I’m like, stop talking - at least let him respond!

They won’t make it. 

Mindy, girl get you some cute travel wear!

[Straycat80]

Taylor and Brandon have a weird room. The bathroom and bed is all in one room. 

oh wait . Everyone’s room is like that. Weird. 
 

 

Edited January 23, 2020 by Straycat80

[endure]

What's with the annoying narrator, is that new?

[gonecrackers]

But did anyone kill the bug?

[Adeejay]

Mindy looks way older than Zach. And, her matronly wardrobe isn't helping.  I believe the reason they send them on the same honeymoon is for the drama. Now, because of their lack of PDA, Mindy believes that Zach isn't as into her.  

[Lifesabeach]

Oh God Zach is beautiful pouring the coffee wearing just a towel ❣️

Sure hope he doesn’t turn into too big a shit heel 💩

[Adeejay]

"I am not building an attraction to you." What the hell does that mean?

[gonecrackers]

A MAFS first - a couple in separate rooms on their honeymoon.

Edited January 23, 2020 by gonecrackers

[Straycat80]

Uh oh...shades from that (?)season ‘I’m not attracted to you’.  Poor Mindy. Could it be two couples down the tubes before the honeymoon even starts? Stay tuned. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Maybe Zach isn't into cadaverous visages.

 

Edited January 23, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Koalagirl]

Michael:  “I’ve got a lifetime to engage in coitus.”

Who the heck talks like that?!

[endure]

1 hour ago, gonecrackers said:

The meeting the families crap is so boring. 😴

I completely agree and what do they have to offer at his time, there's no relationships. I hope Taylor's relatives aren't a reflection of what she's like, they had a lot of nerve IMHO.

[Adeejay]

Zach may be  fake and phony, but I am with him about bathing before getting into bed.  I can't lay next to someone who still has on the day's dirt and grime.  Not to mention, they were on an airplane.  That's just nasty.    

Edited January 23, 2020 by Adeejay

[Kiss my mutt]

Mindy’s veneers are too big for her face and because she is so thin, it makes her jaw protrude like a monkey that died 20 years ago. 

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Zach maybe fake and phony, but I am with him about bathing before getting into bed.  I can't lay next to someone who is still has on the day's grime.  Can't do it. 

If he thought she was hot he would be all over her regardless but she did look pretty ripe. 

[Jade Foxx]

Mindy, not showering before hopping into your honeymoon bed is gross. 

Is this the season of high drama/hard to root for wives? Who am I kidding, even the husbands are likely to be train wrecks.