S39.E13: Mama, Look at Me Now LIVE CHAT

[Straycat80]

Ok I have to give props to crazy Noura, she’s been really good at these challenges. And that looked like a hard one. I wonder how many contestants are thinking ‘shut the fuck up Jeff’ when they’re trying to concentrate and he’s yammering away. 

[MarquisDeCarabas]

Oh god noura. Stop talking please

[LadyChatts]

 Noura is going to go for a swim, says she has her mind made up, will explain the psychology to them when she gets back, and they'll discuss it over pineapple.  

God I love this woman.

[Lady Calypso]

LOL.

Noura: I'm gonna go jump in the ocean, then we'll eat...I already know who I'm taking, btw, and then we're gonna...

Everyone Else: Wait, wuuuu?

Noura: Friendship!

[LadyChatts]

Ha, and then she comes back and says to everyone 'are you okay?'

[mojoween]

THIS.  This shit right here is why I was rooting for Noura to get bounced on day one.  Good god.

Edited December 19, 2019 by mojoween

[CletusMusashi]

Worst case scenerio, if Noura loses this season, they can always bring her back for "Survivor: Arkham Asylum."

[Lamb18]

I hope Noura picks Lauren.

[EllenB]

Why is Noura's hair dry when they just showed her swimming in the ocean?  Whoopsie, editors.

[LadyChatts]

I want Noura to win this season.  I can not WAIT until she goes in front of the jury.

They all look like they just want to make fire at this point.

[MostlyContent]

This. is. hilarious.  

[Lady Calypso]

So....Noura's taking Tommy? It took all that time to get to that?

[PaperTree]

Queen Noura, holding court.

Babbling all over the place....(hours later)....rat fucks Lauren.

[LadyChatts]

So Professor Noura is sending Lauren and Dean to fire.

Lauren is off crying down the beach because she's never made fire since she's been out there.  Her own fault.

[DEL901]

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Edited December 19, 2019 by DEL901

[Lantern7]

. . . and now Lauren is crying. Thanks, Noura! #SecondWorstPerson

[Straycat80]

Stop crying and practice making fire Lauren! Geez! 

[DEL901]

Oh, boo hoo Lauren.   Whose fault is it that you never made fire?

[CletusMusashi]

God damn it, there's a chicken right next to Dean telling him where the "Get fire for free" advantage is hidden.

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, CletusMusashi said:

Worst case scenerio, if Noura loses this season, they can always bring her back for "Survivor: Arkham Asylum."

Somewhere, Philip Shepherd raises his head without realizing why.

[LadyChatts]

So Tommy is going to play jury management and try to help Lauren and Dean with fire.

Tommy wants Lauren to go because he realizes people will see them as equals with the moves they made (what moves?)  He's afraid the jury will split the votes.

[Mswldflwr]

How stupid do you have to be to go on Survivor and not make fire the whole time you're there?  Fools.

[EllenB]

Tommy teaching fire-making is the most work he's done all season.

[Lamb18]

This will be so funny! Fireless vs fireless! Maybe it will be like that fire-making competition years ago that took hours and I think they did some other resolution? 

[LadyChatts]

I wish Noura would change her mind at TC, and says the plan all along was to send Tommy and Dean.

Lauren and Noura are fighting and Noura is threatening to steal the machetes from her so she can't practice.

[Lantern7]

Noura is arguing with Lauren. Lauren has a machete in her hand.

Noura really is in her own little world, isn’t she?

[lyric]

Gotdammit. I leave y'all alone for 60 minutes to watch history being made, and I come back to this final four. I thought I could trust you - you're all grounded.

[PaperTree]

Go Lauren!  Noura goes "catty woman"  shocker.

[mojoween]

“I’m going to leave so you can focus.”

“Keeps talking”

[LadyChatts]

Yeah, if Lauren goes to the jury, I guess that's one vote Noura isn't getting.

But I don't feel sorry for her.  It's Survivor.  Fire is life has been one of the slogans from season 1.  This fire making challenge isn't new.  I guess she got too wrapped up in thinking she was in control and would skate to the finals.

[truthaboutluv]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Oh, boo hoo Lauren.   Whose fault is it that you never made fire?

This. Thanks Lauren for making me root for Dean. Because you know what, annoying and toolish though Dean has been in this game, at least he hasn't been as fucking entitled as her.

And this is not the first time I've seen this from Lauren. It's all fun and games when she's in the winning position and in charge but the second things didn't go her way in the game, here come the tears.

Who the hell heads into the Final Four, not trying to make fire, knowing that if they don't win immunity, they likely will have to make fire. While she was boo hooing and acting all entitled to Noura having to just let her slide in to the Final 2 with her, there was Dean calmly and unbothered trying to make fire. 

[MostlyContent]

"If you're going to be like this, I'm going to steal all the machetes"  

I die.  🤣

Edited December 19, 2019 by MostlyContent

[Haleth]

Lauren, there is no crying in baseball Survivor!

[Lady Calypso]

1 minute ago, LadyChatts said:

Yeah, if Lauren goes to the jury, I guess that's one vote Noura isn't getting.

To be fair, she was always going to vote for Tommy so...

[mojoween]

3 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

This will be so funny! Fireless vs fireless! Maybe it will be like that fire-making competition years ago that took hours and I think they did some other resolution? 

“We’re going to matches.”

[CletusMusashi]

Maybe they can have a twist next year where, instead of getting to an island to talk to Rob or Sandra, they send you to Noura.

[Lantern7]

At least there’s next season. With that said, I’m probably reading this in May 2020, ruefully shaking my head. I think this is what Dr. Manhattan goes through all the time.

[LadyChatts]

Just now, mojoween said:

“We’re going to matches.”

And when they go through all the matches with no luck?  Maybe Dean's talk about a coin flip earlier was really foreshadowing.

[PaperTree]

1 minute ago, mojoween said:

“We’re going to matches.”

Bic lighters  🙂 

[LadyChatts]

Jeff asks Noura what her decision is.  Instead of just naming names, she goes through her psychology lesson again.

I do agree with Noura about the smirks from Lauren.  That's been driving me crazy all season.

[Lantern7]

Noura might be the first person to get an ass-whoopin’ on this series. Or the Reunion.

Edited December 19, 2019 by Lantern7

[truthaboutluv]

That said, god help me, it's to the point where I'm rooting for Nutty Noura or Flexing Dean to win it all. Because I have disliked Tommy for what feels like forever at this point. And I feel like all that dude has done is do a great job selling this idea of him being this amazing player when in truth he was no physical threat, winning no challenges and a bunch of times the only reason he wasn't blindsided is because others told him because there was someone else they wanted to get out more. And Lauren is just whiny.

Edited December 19, 2019 by truthaboutluv

[Lamb18]

Seems weird that Lauren is so upset when she would never have picked Noura.

[LadyChatts]

And Lauren said she's been watching this season for 18 years.  Yet didn't think she would need to make fire.

Also, what does Lauren think she's doing to do in the final 3 to Noura?  She can't vote her out.

ETA: Oh, and since when was Lauren Noura's #1?

Lol and Missy has popcorn ready.

Edited December 19, 2019 by LadyChatts

[truthaboutluv]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Seems weird that Lauren is so upset when she would never have picked Noura.

Right? That's what I'm saying. She has this entitlement about her. "Oh I've been watching for 18 years so I deserve to be in the Final 3". Girl bye. 

[Straycat80]

Noura  just talks and talks and continues to piss off Lauren. If Lauren  loses fire making that’s one vote Noura won’t get. 

[CletusMusashi]

Distract him. "Hey Dean, you're mom's a slut!"

[PaperTree]

If Dean wins, the vote may be tight.

If Lauren wins, Tommy wins.  Ugh

[LadyChatts]

How pathetic is it that I'm rooting for Dean at this point.  

I actually love how Noura was direct-that she wanted Lauren out because she's a threat.  Tommy wants her out because he doesn't want to have to share credit for their moves.  Again, I don't know what moves.  I hope he gets called out for it.

 

Edited December 19, 2019 by LadyChatts

[Lamb18]

Go Dean! 

Quit giving tips, Jeff!