Carlin and Evan: But Mostly Carlin!

[Heathen]

12 hours ago, realitycat said:

heathen cooties!  Still laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I do NOT have cooties! I've been treated! 

You snarkers are so mean to me. 

 

/s

[cereality]

So Dubai was officially a snoozefest? They posted so little content while there - and I'm sure Visit Dubai was thrilled bc they'd post minimal content and tag Visit Dubai in the smallest possible font in unreadable colors often in places where you can't click on IG. I assume bc they got so much criticism of their trip, selling out their kids to become influencers to get free trips like this - they were trying to keep it low profile and act like it was a vacation? And I'm sure they were pissed bc they were totally reading comments while there and while they likely hoped everyone would be sooo impressed and jealous, more than half the commentors were annoyed and/or like I'm done with you, you're fake. We know they were reading bc Carlin was liking the nice comments and replying to the - where did you get your outfit comments - lol

But aside from spa days and eating lots of pizza and pancakes at the hotel and going to various buildings nearby to see the view, it seems like they spent a few hours in Old Dubai with Carlin half heartedly saying - oh Dubai isn't just skyscrapers, it has history and culture too?? Said as if they totally did not care about said history and culture - which they didn't. They basically walked around old Dubai taking pics of themselves. Then they went to the desert and cosplayed Aladdin - more pics of themselves. And then they were done. I mean seems like they spent their last evening at Top Golf Dubai eating nachos - you know what they do on every damn double date with Trav/Katie in Knox or when hanging with his family in Nashville. I'd def travel halfway across the world to play golf and eat nachos at the same chain that's 15 min from my house. 🙄

Only mildly interesting part of the trip was the guy hitting on Carlin pretty much ready to ask her up to his hotel room and Carlin basking in it. In case you missed it - I think the original IG reel is on Reddit; what they have on IG of it now is very edited bc the original got soooo many comments re Carlin having heat with this dude. They made this huge deal about how they were getting together with a local in Dubai. Turns out he's an American living in Dubai prob working for Dubai tourism (fixed that in the edited reel). He takes them to sushi. Carlin does her usual omg sushi, raw fish, IDK, I've never had it, I'm such a dumbass I can't even hold chopsticks. Carlin is sitting between this dude and Evan and the dude is 100% flirting - egging her on to try stuff, mocking her, leaning in her direction. And Evan - the gay bestie in his CRAAZY hat - totally is egging on the flirting, encouraging the guy to keep flirting?! He had zero clue that this guy was flirting with his woman and his woman was eating it up!? Can you imagine if it were Kelton - he'd have his hand firmly planted on Josie's ass to let the dude know he can talk, but he's the one hitting it later.

Only these two can make Dubai boring. Though the IG today recapping the trip starts with Evan saying the Dubai tourism tagline - Habibi (meaning - my love) come to Dubai - in an Arab accent🙄. Guaranteed they learned not one other word of Arabic.

[ginger90]

At home after the trip:

[BitterApple]

That tour guide was gorgeous. If I were married to Evan, I would've been flirting my ass off too. He exuded grown man energy, meanwhile Evan is sitting there like a middle schooler in sweatpants and a baseball cap. 

 

 

 

[Salacious Kitty]

16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

At home after the trip:

Livin' large. I don't personally know a single person who has IVs done at home. 

[Mountainair]

As a mother of three (8, 12 and 15). I can’t even bother to look at our entertain Carlin and Evan’s instagram reels. I work part time (8-2) at my kids school as a Kindergarten assistant. I arrive at 7 and sit in the car so my kids can socialize before school starts. I leave at 2:30 and sit in my car until 3:15 dismissal so I dont have to go through the car line. No benefits, no paid time off but I work a job that allows me to be there for my kids. My husband lost his job due to Hurricane Helene. It was completely flattened. He found a new job with less pay in three weeks. These fools know nothing about the real world and Dubai is wasted on them. Granted Dubai is not a place I want to travel to. Scotland, Italy yes but I’m in the boat of having a new driver to insure, college. They have no clue what it means to sacrifice Jack shit. 

[Salacious Kitty]

She's back home getting a vitamin IV. 🙄

[Notabug]

2 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Livin' large. I don't personally know a single person who has IVs done at home. 

There are businesses that provide this service at a big price for people with more money than brains who think getting IV fluids and some vitamins is going to cure their jet lag or hangover.  There are a bunch of them in party cities like Vegas.  I presume Carlin cut a deal to advertise this particular company and the IV was comped.  Since I expect the Dubai tourism bureau isn't going to be inviting them on another trip anytime soon, Carlin needs to be cultivating new grifts.

Edited 2 hours ago by Notabug

[Salacious Kitty]

She didn't link to the company.