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You could sense the panic in Pole's mother during their phone call - no way she wants him to come home, she thought she was finally rid of him, had to think fast on her feet to talk him into staying in Brazil.

She is auditioning for 'Tattoo Nightmares'. (an old show, I don't think on anymore, where folks would get bad tats covered up by other tats. Sometimes the cover-up, was also super bad. It was hysterical).

Love how when they couldn't get the trailer all the way to the top of the hill, they said 'oh, we need to make a spot for it later', and proclaimed success! whoo hoo! We did exactly what we said we would do, see, if you never quit, you can do it! Then the cameraman's sarcastic framing of the not-sucessful climb to the top of the mountain as he panned out to end the segment, where the trailer was sitting still halfway down the hill, crooked, and off balance.

Fuck you Brody, fuck you fuck you fuck you for staying as the fire got closer. Nobody needs to risk their life trying to save you, you miserable fucking dickwad. Whether or not they had to do that isn't the point, the point is you clog the streets even more when you want to make your 'dash' away from your house, on your motherfucking bike, only causing more chaos on the roads as I'm POSITIVE that you aren't the type to try to weave in an out, making your way to the front.

Fuck you Lularoe. I'd like to eradicate you and your stupid, ugly clothes, how's that for fighing intolerance with eradication? On topic - Meri's clothes look like what I wear when I'm doing yard work. Or painting.

Hand to god, when I read this - I thought chicken wings was a reference to Brother Chantels' arms.

When these two divorce (and they WILL divorce when the money runs out, and\or when one of them has an affair), it will be spectacular.

Three weeks ago I went to see Citizen Cope. He stayed soooooo long afterwards signing ticket stubs, t-shirts, whatever you had! omg, he was so gracious. Me and my friend were in the last stragglers trying to get him to sign our shirts, the club security guys were trying to shoo us away... he was reaching OVER the security guys to get our shirts so that he could sign them! The exact opposite of Jer & Auj. Oh, and he has gobs of talent - also the exact opposite of Jer & Auj.

I can't believe it because she was horrible at this ...show, or whatever it was I just watched... but Kym Whitley was fantastic in Forever w/ Maya Rudolph and Fred Armisen (Forever is the opposite of this show, it has great acting, fantastic plot where things happen and they actually connect and have meaning to other things that are happening, and the writers\directors\producers actually care about what they are doing). I have ZERO idea why she is slumming it up on TLC. Maybe she needs the money? Hey, I work a corporate soul-sucking gig, who am I to judge? OH I WILL JUDGE. Kym - please, don't do this. Let Tamron have it. I want to say she wasn't even very good at it... but there is no one who could have saved this dreadful hour of teevee. I was watching it on the DVR and stopped it like four, five times, and then would come back to it. Everytime I would ask myself... self.... why are you doing this? Why are you watching this? Does your life seriously have so little that you will watch this? I still don't have an answer. Obviously , I need help. We all do. Or more vodka.

I read the first two chapters of their book. It was.... worse than watching paint dry. It felt like something two kids in high school, maybe around grade 10, wrote. I loled when I got to the part about him peeing in the woods, and being THRILLED, thrilled I tell you, that Auj was going to pee in the woods, in the same spot as him! These aren't Rhodes scholars here folks. And can we please stop with everything being a 'season'? Jeremy was in a 'season of spiritual complacency' (I think he said something else, but it was along those lines), and also at one point he was in a 'season of laziness'. Dude, your whole life has been a season of laziness and still is.

Although I would love 'live' coverage from Rach.... I'm also loving the idea of her being able to digest the good stuff... and feed it back to us later at 9. I already have the day scheduled off. 🙂

As much as I want to agree with you SnarkySnarky...Janelle is just like certain politicians who say one thing... but when it comes time to vote... they vote with their party. In this case, the Koduche party (instead of an elephant or a donkey, maybe a crazed monkey can be their symbol? I don't know help me out here). BTW someone asked (sorry can't remember who) if all the wives were brought up polygamous, NO. Janelle was not brought up this way. Which I have said repeatedly - makes her the craziest, looniest wife of them all. And there is stiff competition for this crown so that is saying something.

LauraKaye, may I steal this from you to use as the name of my new band?

ginger90 has blessed us with the video above. I thought nothing could be worse than Kody's kilt (I have authority people, I have been in a bagpipe band), its too high (yes, kilts can be worn too 'low', but his is wrong). But then, later on in the video, there is a quick cut to a talking head. Kody has... some sort of Shirley Temple curls going on. I kid you not. I want to discuss the move, and the kids that are shown discussing how they do not want to move ... but I can't. I just can't. I hate Kody, Janelle, Christine, Meri, and Robyn for doing this to the kids. AGAIN. God, I hate the adults in this family. Janelle is shown in the video not wanting to move... but obviously she caved (I mean, that's what shes good at, for the love of god, a piece of flannel keeps this woman from exercising, I can't really be surprised).

The world's biggest ball of twine is way more interesting than their podcast.

I know I'm not the first to mention this but I just have to say... I covet her hair. OMG, I would kill for that hair.

They would, but they can't figure out how to profit from either. Listening and observing also don't feed their special massive egos, which are ravenous.

".... and we learned the limits of scotch tape."

Brown added "And a big screw you to the middle children who were uprooted from Utah, for no reason, other than the adults wanted to move to Vegas, who will now be uprooted once more for no other reason than that the adults no longer want to stay in Vegas."

Rachael Maddow doesn't fall for it. But yeah, it seems like she's the only one. She always says 'watch what they do, not what they say'. She's the exact opposite of Morning Joe though, so it does make sense. ;)

Every time you are puzzled by why Janelle acts a certain way, you have to remember - she has more than one screw loose. Janelle CHOSE polygamy. She was not raised in it. As an adult - she CHOSE to live this lifestyle (all the other wives were brought up with the religious nonsense, so I give them a wee bit of a pass). She's simply bonkers. It helps explain a lot.

It was Qatar. Shortly after the Qatar finance minister turned down an offer to invest in the 666 Park Av property, Jared Kushner endorsed the blockade of Qatar. A Canadian based company (Brookfield) ultimately coughed up the cash months later to save the financing on the property. (Spoiler alert! Brookfield is a publicly traded company. The second largest shareholder is ... the Qatar Investment Authority).

Happy to see justice done - hoping he has to serve most of his time (and isn't released super early). Wish the fines had been worse; but he probably blew through all the extra cash either way.

"IT'S A EUROPEAN CARRY-ALL!"

I'm hoping Meeks 'has the morning off' because she watched Maddow's A block last night where she obliterated this idea that an FBI investigation is needless... and never been done... Rachael is everything Meeks is not. And she knows her fucking value.