Brooklynista

Oh Chelsea. Get a damn clue!

^^ I agree. I don't think he should have been left off the hook just because he was 19. Yes, he pursued her to no end and how could he not? She's probably the hottest 40yr old in the Parking lot where they were living., but if he agreed to pay he should pay. This seemed like one of those cases where JJ was punishing the woman just for being stupid. Can't say I disagree with that either.

I would not pay Broadway prices to hear Rod's voice. No way. I wasn't bored this episode but I did wonder about certain things like, how small is a teChers salary that Rod couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner? Or dish detergent? Or a broom? That house was filthy and I'm sure his parents raised him better than letting company see his house like that. That apartment made me itchy. I'm over the naked weigh-ins. I didn't think it was necessary for him to undress in front of his students. That was too much. How is he supposed to command the respect of a classroom when all of the students have seen his breasts? The kids looked like they were suffering second hand embarrassment from seeing that. Rod's breakthrough at the first workout with Chris looked like a mediocre drama exercise. Those tears? And Scene!

Yes, thats what I meant. Because if Stevie is going to continue with this fake marriage w Joseline, he's going to have to explain to Eva why Stepmomma Joseline attacked her mother and why didnt he stop it. Is Eva speniding time at the house with Stevie and Joseline?

My favorite was Joseline saying they wanted her off the stage because she was about to "esspose" all of their secrets.

I'm all for brawls and fisticuffs on my reality shows but the one that I really don't think should have gone down was Jose attacking Mimi. I dunno, I feel like some ground rules should have been laid down very early on my Steebie to Joseline that you don't put your hands on Eva's mother. Period. Mimi is going to have to answer to Eva about that sex tape. No doubt about it, but how will Stevie answer why he let his fake prostitute wife attack his daughters mother. Especially when there didn't seem to be any ongoing beef at the time. Kids at school talk and they momma watch this show. After Eva grills Mimi about why she turned her ass up on camera for a man-squirrel, Stevie is going to have to explain why he, as a man, didn't protect his momma from the Peter Reecan Hulk.

What? What? WHAT? what?? Wait, what? I'm confused. That was some straight schoolyard shit btwn Stevie and Benzino. Joseline has the strength of ten damn men. I don't know what a coked out rage really looks like, but that kind of velocity she had looked like it was fueled by more than a Twitter beef. I wanna give it up to Tammy's hair stylist too. That was the perfect example of why you don't put a million Bobby pins in a ponytail. That track came off perfectly without taking all of Tammy's real hair with it. Mimi, why was your man chilling in a back room while Jose was tagging yo ass? Is she still trying to claim him as her man?

Reminds me of something my mom would say when I was prancing about to much at family functions..."Everyone has seen you, you can sit your ass down now".

Did the Military Moms really just expect people to buy their food JUST because they were Military Moms? They didn't even seem to be excited over their food. How did they expect to draw a crowd when even they looked bored.

Does anyone else think they're padding the registry with all this expensive crap so they can return it all for cash or store credit?

What does she have to smile about? Look at who her travel partners are. One of the most important things when flying is who I'm flying with. Can you imagine being trapped on a plane with those two?

I'm glad none of us drink and drive. It always amuses me when Janelle is arguing w Barbara and she tries to make herself sound like some sort of safe place for Jace. A soft landing if you will. Almost like if it wasn't for Barb, Jace would be a normal well adjusted kid. Delusional much?

Maybe they were both writing a companion piece to Kim's original article on race relations ?

So She got that horse. Ok. Has Leah given any thought to how she will maintain her lifestyle when Germy leaves ( and he will).? How will she keep up with the thousand dollar appliances and her budding dude ranch and RIT hair dye jobs? Will child support from two ex- husbands be enough to keep food over her head? Her days as the town cutie are over and I don't think she has it in her to pull another sucker to marry and support her. Germy was complaining this episode about not getting enough lovin'. If she's not even giving it up, she's pretty limited in what she can offer a new husband. Does she have any job skills outside of wiping down tanning beds? I just don't see her as marketable now. She's past her high school hottie prime and she's coming w a shit ton of baggage. Will she take another go at Robbie? I just made myself chuckle over that one.

I wonder if part of the reason The Lind's find it so easy to disrespect Chelsea's authority is because she speaks like a damn kid. It's probably easy to treat her like a child and not Aubree-uh's mother because she speaks like a child. If she put some bass in her voice and spoke like a grown up instead of a toddler with a stuffy nose, she might be able to command more respect from the Lind's and Aubree as well. Chelsea probably whines and pleads with them to be nice to her instead of commanding how they will deal with her when her child is in their custody.

Nuh uh. That's backwards. KIM can't be bothered to continue to make nice w Beyonce. I mean Beyonce hasn't been peed on in any Porn flicks, clearly Beyonce is the talentless fraud. Beyonce should be grateful Kim wasted any time at all on trying to be friend her. Try to bring some people up...

If Janelle was so concerned abuot how her fighting w Nathan was affecting Jace, why oh why didn't she tell Nathan to GTFO? What kind of mind goes to putting a 5 year old out? Good Luck to you Kaiser.

I always thought it was Aubreeee-UUHH by the way Chelsea says it.

I wanted to pop Kail in the face when she was telling Suze that the reason she didnt get along w Vee was because of the pics Vee had posted of her smoking weed and "underaged drinking". Yeah Kail. It wasn't at all because Jo completely shut her down after Kail had dumped Jordan thinking she'd get back with Jo. Uh huh. Jo was all "Thanks for the shower sex, but that's as deep as I'm getting with your bitchy ass". Tell the truth and shame the devil. She hated Vee cause she wanted Jo back and he wanted no parts of her bullshit and drama. And she needs to stop picking and choosing when she wants to remember that she used to smoke weed back in the day too.

Yes Janelle, Barb is Totes jehluz of you and Nathan. I'm sure she wishes it was her spending all that time with you. I bet it keeps her up at night. Thinking of all of the arguments she missing. I did love the team unity when Barb called Nathan on his drinking. "Uh, ya drank last night"

Please see Funky Dineva's take on the Iyanla /Sheree episode. If ever there was a spot on analysis of Sheree's behavior this is it.

I'm going to watch it with my head hanging in a bit of shame, because I am curious how she's going to heal an entire town. What is she bringing to these people? Is she meeting with the police dept? Or just some ransoms from the crowd? Is it a town hall? So many questions. And why o why is the Sheree and Bob Whitfield episode the lead-in??? ETA Was that Benzino?

Did this get cancelled already? I thought it was bad, but not that bad. Yeah, maybe it was that bad.

Oh, i would bet a shiny quarter that Scrappy hit that girl or at least threw something at her in that scene. I'm wondering why it didn't come up at all.

Do we really need Ivana "on the ground" in Ferguson, MO? This just feels like some Dr Phil exploiting. Maybe her and Shill got together and he said "ok iyanla, you're black so you can handle this one". Is her purse big enough for the healing props for the entire town of Ferguson? How many hugs can she give out to the beloveds?