Brooklynista

The plugged in curling iron is the main reason I loved Det Caroline Mason. I get tired of only seeing women butched up on the force. If that's their thing cool, but where does it say your femininity has to be checked at the door? I never got the feeling Caroline couldn't do her job because of those nails. I remember one interrogation where she had the perp inthe box in tears. She told him straight up " You not going home to work on ya LTD today!" And she stood up and walked out. Left the man bawling! Tipped on out in those heels and that curled up weave. Get it Girl!

Ali really is the smartest one in the room with that clan. I thought the reason Leah asked Ali about her ailment was so Ali could explain it to the folks at the table.

Not intentionally. But look how that works!. Ha

Do you guys remember the serial killer couple, Paul Bernardo and Tammy Homolka? Nice looking couple, looked really all-American (Canadian actually). They got off on killing women together. She even helped him rape a few. I just get the same vibe from Janelle and Nathan. He seems like he has a quiet rage and she's already dead behind the eyes. I could see them on a killing spree, just laughing along the way. They already have a crack legal team that seems to always get them off the hook.

Has this show ever done a Where are They Now? I would love to check in w BRandi in a year. Just to see how many of her cheat days turned into cheat weeks.

A "16" minute meal at my house is a damn turkey sandwich. If we're that pressed for time, I'm not even going to pretend to make a meal.

Mean and giggly. Weird

The main problem I'm having is chemistry or lack of. I feel no chemistry btwn Jaime and Angela. I don't see anything there that would make me understand why he would risk his home life to be with her. I don't see any chemistry btwn Jaime and Tasha, so why not cheat on her, cause there's nothing there anyway. I definitely don't see anything between Jaime and Tommy. I just don't believe them as life long friends.

Instead of it feeling like an apology party, to me it felt more like a...let every damn body know my man cheated on me party. I really didnt see the point of that. And what money does Kirk have to buy Rasheeda a car? Did she just buy herself a car? Jose and Steebie...do not care. I did enjoy his play date with Eva. Why were there 5 different viewing parties for the Mimi&Nikko sex show? They couldn't rent one big theater? Erica's reaction felt real to me. And that was odd from a show that is so clearly scripted. She truly looked pissed over the legacy Mimi was leaving her daughter with. Also loved EVERYBODY calling out it was clearly a professional production. Own that shit Mimi.

Nothing say "I love to party" like a feather boa.

Give me some of your beef? Bitch please! It's a competition!! Bye Chris. I need for BeeHive L'oreal to disappear. I live not too far from Williamsburg Brooklyn which is aiming to become the hipster capital of the universe so I've had my fill of this "I'm so cool cause I'm retro" bullshit. Go away.

I need for you guys with kids to explain Grandparents rights to me. I'm confused about Adam's parents. If its Adams visitation time and he's not available can't Chelsea say "bring my child back?" From the previews it seems as if Adam's parents give Chelsea shit about where Aubree is. Doesn't this woman have a right to know if her child is in the car with his drunk driving daddy or safe with them? Cause how about I come get my kid and you can go fuck yourselves?

I wonder if Joy knew she was a shoe in for the win while she was in the kitchen. I often wonder on these competition shows if the contestants are remotely aware of how it's going to look to us on the outside. This is the one time I wish this show had a reunion episode. I'd love to know how much Joy kicked herself after seeing she had the winners edit and her temper tantrum likely cost her $250,000, or At the very least a strong recommendation from Gordon.

I'm re-watching this episode (don't you judge me) and was only Rasheeda in the booth for Karlena's album? Karlee Redd was in the studio too so why didnt she drop a verse? Louis, Prada, Gucci Louis, Prada, Gucci

Both sex scenes w Viggo Mortenson and Mario Bello in A History of Violence. Either one works. When they 69 in the bedroom and she's in the cheerleader uniform, or the angry sex on the stairwell. Either one will get you there.

I'm wondering if something more will be made of Jeffrey's admissions of not using a condom with sorority girl? Sorority girl seemed pretty loosey goosey with those few drinks in her. The only thing Tyler hasn't thrown at the wall yet is HIV. I'm sure it's coming. In TP land it will be Jeffrey's punishment for not listening to his mother and be straight in the first place.

Right? How highly do you have to think of yourself to not be weirded out by some random asking for a picture of you? I can't imagine anyone but an obnoxious Kim K saying "of course you want my pic, I mean just look at me!"

Dag. I forgot Jeffrey had a job. We haven't seen him do anything aside from getting spankings from Veronica.

Was it just me or was Bianca giving her mother serious side eye when mom was patting herself on the back for accepting Bianca's coming out? I would swear I saw "bitch please" flash across her face. Question about those gauges, is there anyway to undo that? Say you wake up tomorrow and say "meh, I'm over this". Can you tie all of that earlobe in a knot or something and have it shrink back?

Leah definitely looks like ten miles of bad road. The fuck was Jeremy thinking??? He could have gotten all he wanted out of Leah without marrying her and certainly without adding another baby to that shit show. Perhaps Robbie is still in town. He should stop being so selfish and give seminars on how to avoid pussy traps laid by the likes of Leah. Maybe demonstrations on how to double wrap on a condom. Or how not to be mesmerized by the multi colored hair.

It's just the ridiculousness of Wyatt that gets to me. Ah-Teeee!, Ah-Teeee! My mommy won't let me be gay!!

I also don't know why I keep doing this to myself. The scene with Jeff and Veronica? ? Seriously what grown ass man answers to his momma about the first time he got laid? I truly expected her to ask more intimate questions because this shit is just that absurd. "Did you suck her toes?" , "did you bite her butt cheek?". I don't know about you guys but I think Tyler was trying to tellearn me something with that scene. Was this a conversation taken from a page in his life? Just asking. What kind of house do you have where the maid has to come outside and close the door behind her to see who's calling? And then leave you on the stoop while she goes back in the damn house! Things like that irk me. I grew up in the projects and I know a thug or three...NONE of them speak the way Quincy does. They kind of just, I dunno SPEAK!And the last house they would drive up to would be a judges house to pick up his crazy ass daughter. Maybe she's not crazy, perhaps she's special needs. I'm not sure TP knows what to do w Amanda.

I for one believe this happened to Kim and I for one am glad. Kim Kardashian is finally gonna lift my people to freedom! I have faith that behind those dead eyes and gaped mouth is the champion of racial equality! Get ready people. Kimmy is about to get her Angela Davis on. Bull and Shit.

If nothing else that bitch Joyce is consistent. She sure hung on to that "I smell shit" face throughout this entire courtship/ceremony. Twat.

For me this season has taken a downturn and I'm blaming it on the increased Heidi screen time. I just have no use for her. She in no way inspires me. Actually she makes my teeth itch. Ugh. Make Heidi go away and I bet the spirit of the season would turn right around.