Brooklynista

Rumor has it Stevie J has gone and got himself arrested for failure to pay child support. News reports say he owes more than $1 million. It doesn't say to which baby momma or how many of the mommas. I can't imagine Mimi is missing her money. She certainly would have brought that up on the show. I wish I knew how to link. I should learn now that we're in a new home.

Bill was on The View today and they had a number of pictures up of them with Duke. Three or four pics and each one Bill is holding Duke. Does she ever hold this kid? CAN she even hold him? I'm thinking his weight may be too much for her frail frame.

"Kadijah you're making the biggest mistake of your life!!!!"

I just hate that they still have Mimi pretending Nikko leaked her highly stylized, expertly lighted, multi camera "amateur" home video. Girl, bye.

Maybe we'll get a true treat and Candace will instruct Jeffrey on how to have gay sex. He's already proven to be ignorant in the ways of the homosexual male when he needed coaching by her in the club. Sexy times indeed.

Superficial peeve coming. At some point in going to need for Kandi actively move her jaw when she is speaking. Why won't she unclench her teeth and open her mouth when she speaks? It's driving me nuts! Not sure why it's bugging me so much more now.

Has Giada added more teeth? Weird. I wanted Kenny to go home. I dont like crybabies. Can't stand em. Did Alex say why she didnt want to try Orions (sp?) dish? Was it the heavy cream that turned her off? Was the beef not done?

I don't like to call women cunts cause that's just rude, but Kandi's momma is a cunt. What is really wrong with this woman? And what is really wrong with Kandi that she would sit there and listen to her momma talk shit? Kandi tried to be slick and act like she had no clue how Joyce behaved when Joyce popped off on Carmen at the salon because Kandi wasnt there to witness that. She was able to deflect that, but this time she's sitting front row to her trash box mommas antics. Joyce needs a real quick pop in the mouth like your grandma used to do when you said some sideways shit. I'm waiting for Momma Todd. Hopefully she'll unleash a good ole ho ass whooping on Joyce. Just like a good Bottom Bitch would to keep the rest of the stable in line.

I'm wondering how many heart attacks Gary will have to suffer before he does something about his weight. Every scene of him seated it looks as if his fat is actively choking him. As much as an asshole as he is, he's the one consistent in Leah's life. He has to do better.

I'm so glad I have you guys for validation. I saw Giada's manicure and I really th ought her nail bed was bleeding. Creeped me out.

Ah man! Does it have to be a movie? Best fight scene for me is between Family Guy's Peter Griffin and the giant chicken. They battle for damn near half the episode. It's a classic.

Moat Sportscenter commercials work for me but the one with the duck mascot is my favorite. I think the mascot is for the Oregon? And he's toiling away at his Sportscenter office desk job staring wistfully out the window at other real life ducks in a pond outside the office complex. Such is the life of a worker duck.

For you folks smarter than me...why is Sharon Osbourne talking to rabbits and birds in those Atkins commercials? Is she delirious from hunger?

You can take the bitch out the ghetto, but you just can't take the bitch out the ghetto. Thick as Thieves Sine you kitty on the runny side. Pootie Tang (no really, I'm serious) Hey Stew! Your rent's due Mutha Fucka! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit either! Coming to America

I'm going to go with the wedding procession from Coming to America. Where else are you going to see half naked folks dancing with ostriches on their heads?

It was cool. Feels like it wants to be The Wire 2.0 and Ghost is closer to living what String Bell wanted. Not sure how I feel about Natori as Tasha. I just wasnt buying her as the sex kitten she wanted to be in the back of that limo. And the hairline on that wig is unforgivable. I also need some adjusting on the Old girlfriend. Fancy lawyer with a heavy Puerto Rican princess accent? Not so believable to me.

Auntie Thesis, I am very ashamed to say my favorite part of your very thoughtful post is McFloppintits.

That Veronica can hide a car with LoJack or OnStar is ridiculous to me. She just covered it with a blue tarp and its cloaked from detection? Is this some sort if Lord of the Rings cloak? Why wouldn't Jeffrey be able to make the call to OnStar and say hey, I can't remember where I parked my car. And I still cannot get over when Benny was moved to a new hospital with no notice to Hannah. Hannah went to get coffee and they had moved his body, scrubbed the room and removed all traces of him and she just knew her son was dead. Lawd God No!! Did she even ask a nurse where the patient in room 313 went? A patient who is the victim of a high profile crime is moved just like that? Ok TP

Nut uh CHARMING! Don't you put that in the universe! You take that back right now. The last thing we need is to be subjected to more of their bullshit. A song for each affair? A tattoo for each grand gesture? I'm breaking out in sweats just thinking about a trilogy of this shit.

Why is Mimi trying so hard to make Stevie's non marriage a thing? Not a single damn does anyone give about that shit. Let it go. Proving them liars will not erase the fact that she had her ass turned up in the air for a buck. And while I'm being irked by Mimi's story line what is up with these fake apartments? Nikko was bringing her a tray of fake eggs in a fake apartment that had no signs of life at all. No signs of a toddler, no pics, no toys. It's almost like the show breaks into the model apartments in Ryan Homes to shoot scenes.

How many of those Kelly Blue Books does Byrd have behind him? The one he pulled out today was from 1998? 97?

It would take me too long to decide which season is my favorite. I can safely say Season 5 wasn't it. Just chimed in to co- sign on Middle Ground being one of the best episodes. It has my favorite scene with Stringer and Avon on the balcony together for the last time. Both know they betrayed the other and you can feel the uneasiness and maybe shame between them. They both did what they felt they had to do but damned if it didnt sting a bit. It's just business. "Us"

How does one go about scrubbing themselves from the Internet? Is it like when you join Men in Black? You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist. You were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue. You are no longer part of the system. You are above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.” Sorry, love that movie. I just think its so weird the way they call her name and keep saying it. I would think even if she was a side piece, she'd be given a touch of privacy. I think it was just easier to say Emily Goodhand than to say "all the ho's he's fucking when he's out of my sight". How about that shot that Wolf fired? He tried to give Liam the phone and he didnt want to talk to Dean. Ouch, Burn!

Fuck that song. Is Tori a Duggar? The way she looks at him makes me sick. It's so syrupy and adoring. ugh. And that voice that is dripping with that tone of "keep sweet". It's gross. I notice Tori keeps talking about their family and their four kids. Has Deans prior family been erased? Poof! Just gone? She never acknowledges them. Maybe the next affair will produce six kids and erase her four. True love and all that jazz. Steve Harvey often says he doesnt use "step" when talking about his stepchildren. They all all HIS children. No distinction. Clearly Tori doesn't live by that. And this bitch needs to eat. Her legs look like bones when she was being serenaded by bullshit in the backyard. And those cheeks! She looks like Skeletor. I laughed when she said she had a tat on her rib age. Ha! Bitch you ARE a rib cage.

I just wonder how Tori frames this shit in her mind. And I wonder what kind of traits she'll tell her girls they should be looking for in a Prince Charming or Knight in Shining Armour or whatever the crap Dean is to her. Is she going to tell Stella that its ok if he's married? It's ok that he's a cheater? And certainly ok if she's a cheater too? Cause its love. And ok Stella now that you've broken up two homes to live your fairy tale it's ok if Charming cheats on you. All is forgiven as long as he twitches when he talks about the affair and he shows up for the photo shoot. Oh, and don't forget to find your voice somewhere in there. Bull and Shit.