Brooklynista

Things I do not need... 1)Another bullshit reality clothing line. I thought Tammy had the fashion line, so I was really confused with the fashion show in the living room. 2)The slow-mo shots of silly women walking. Jose walking down the hall, Mimi walking in the parking lot, Kaleema going to the doctor. Just show these chicks walking please. No need for the fake drama. 3) Mimi's slow whisper talk. Sigh. Can this bitch just speak? Maybe she's the one that had the damn stroke. I'm so over the stunted speech pattern. It does not make you more believable Boo Boo. 4) Kaleema talking about knee pads and sex swings. Yes, unattractive people need love too. I just don't need to hear about that shit.

Actually, they could get a second hand wheelchair from the Salvation Army to use until the insurance trouble is cleared. Leah will just have to work a bit and push the damn chair. The chair won't be as snazzy as a motorized but it will still get her from A to B. But these are people who buy Hummers instead of Hondas so practical is not really in their wheelhouse.

I'm not completely well versed in the insurance maze but I know that when my husband and I were going for infertility treatments, the representatives were not allowed to discuss anything with me about his coverage. I'm not sure if that was based on Hippa Lawson their own rules. It'd be great if someone could chime in on this one, because like Corey, my husband is not great at getting his point across.

I loved the snippet showing Pastor Gibson and his wife rolle rskating. He was truly gettino down!. You just know he was trouble back in the day.

Vee's hair made me chuckle. As out of date as it was she made sure she had every strand in place. She was going to leAve Kail with no doubt about who the new cutie in Jo's life is. I feel her. I'm a bit insecure too and I make it my mission to at least attempt to be the cutest chick in the room. Vee knows Kail still has feelings for Jo. However she may try to paint herself.

Do the MTV God's expect me to believe that the same Chelsea who can't take a pissed with Randilicious on the phone really sat in a attorney's office and had a conversation about a legal matter? And if I were Vee I would have stopped that moose dead in her tracks when she marched her ass into Isaacs room. This isn't your house bitch. That is Vee's home, where she pays the rent. ASK if you can proceed. I might have taken a taser to her, but that probably would have just made the bear angry.

I full heartedly agree DollEyes. His mommy made him have sex with a icky girl! Eww Yuck! It's 2014 and Tyler expects me to believe this guy needs a gay tutor in the form of Candace and that his mom controls his cock.

Just once, ONCE, I want Dr Drew to ask Janelle if she has ever wept over not being with her son. To lock herself in the bathroom, crying over her alcoholic boyfriend? Bitch please. The lack of self-awareness is mind boggling.

Sigh. I hate to give it to Adam but I totally appreciated his taking Aubree out of the restaurant when she was having her meltdown. I loathe the parents that ruin other patrons dinner because they refuse to parent their brat. I'm sure it was just a show for the camera but I liked it anyway. And now Adam can go screw.

So I guess we know Sal never accepted Jeffrey as his own. He was just some kid who lived in the house that Sherri paid for. I hope Jeffrey never considered him a father figure. I can't imagine what that kid is going thru. Sal certainly isn't the type to occasionally check in on Jeff. Even to say " hey, miss you buddy".

I don't have much hope for that. Judging by the way he broke his arm patting hisself on the back during that THATHN reunion/talk show thingy, Mr Perry thinks this is his masterpiece.

Thanks for that. Because I've had glue on tracks of hair, had it sewn in, even clipped on but I have never seen damage like what is going on on top of Leah's head. It's no wonder Jeremy doesn't want to come home. The town cutey took a turn for the worst and QUICK! I understand the pressure of trying to stay cute with kids and especially if one is sick. I just hope she learns that sometimes simplest is best before she is completely bald. He'll even Chelsea seems to have located the conditioner aisle.

Why is Evan "roaming" the Internet unmonitored? I would figure a mother as protective as Jenny could watch his online activity as she texts and drives.

Ok I watched Leah's scene at the tanning salon again. Sigh...just what in the crap is going on with her head? Is that a weave? Clip-ins gone bad? Are they those singular extensions that are attached to about 20 strands at a time? What? With 12 kids and 4 dogs, wouldn't she be better served with a simple cut or a ponytail? And I really don't understand the haircut. It looks so chopped up. Like it was hacked. I don't get it. Can any weavologist she'd some light for me. I'm fascinated and horrified at the some time.

I think SOBER Janelle finds drunk Nathan revolting. Druggie Janelle thinks hes a blast in a glass. Janelle may be trying her best to hang on to being somewhat clean while she's pregnant. And there's nothing worse than hanging out with someone who's lit while you have to be sober as a church mouse. No fun in that at all. She probably expected him to cut back on getting high since she had to.

I really tried to care. I did. But to me the ending was obvious once Joy imploded.

I can't be bothered to look up the actress who plays Amanda. Mainly because I don't care that much. But in the make believe scenario I have in my head, she is a classically trained thespian and she weeps every time she gets a script with "Eeny, Meeney, Miney, Mo".

What kind of accent is Holly supposed to be sporting? Long Guyland? New Joisey?

If any grown ass man planned a picnic for me so he could give me a "Friendship, Promise, Love" ring, I'd slap fire out his ass. I'm grown! Just give me some damn jewelry and keep it moving.

Well played Mimi. Nothing like throwing out the dying parent card when you are thisclose to being caught in a lie about your porno. Excuse me, sex tape.

Can I say I stopped in my tracks when they called Debbie Morgan "Big Momma". In what world would Debbie Morgan be a big momma? I've seen Big Momma's and they're usually in a house coat with ratty slippers. A pot of greens on the stove, while they rub linament on they're legs. Debbie is nobody's Big Momma.

Let me climb on the Javi train too. I would be a shiny quarter that if Kail wasn't the bruiser she is, Javi and Jo would be best buds like Corey and Jerrmee. But Javi knows that if he does anything outside of waving the Kail flag, that's his ass. Even if she's not putting her hands on him anymore,I bet the grief he'd get for saying "hi" to Jo would be never-ending. Kail doesn't want them to get along. She feeds off of that anomosity. She'll keep that shit going for as long as she can. I think Javi not wanting to watch Lincoln was more about him saying "I'm not your bitch, bitch!" Than it was about him watching the kid. Kail wants what Kail wants, when she wants it and how she wants it and God help Javi if he doesn't make it happen. Poor Javi probably just felt safe in that moment with the camera crew there to tell Kail to go screw.

I don't think Holly is the type of person you trust. Period. I'm never sure what the writers want me to feel about these characters or situations. Was I supposed to feel for Holly because Tommy didnt tell her what his real job was? Trick, you are a coke head thief. I wouldn't have told her where the kitchen was much less why I had cash. Tommy, please expect to be robbed.

Tommy owned this episode for me. It was the first time I've watched this show and actually had a reaction that wasnt one of boredom. Take that James! So Tommy tells this bitch that James wife's bday party is the next night and what does bitch do? Call during the party! Ok, I don't care about this show, but I hope Tasha catch her ass and beat it. Then beat the shit out of James. Sorry, but I'm all about whooping a cheater's ass. Question. Does Jaime know what Angela does for a living?

Sherri strikes me as the type of divorced women who has to get in a new relationship first. She would think she was sticking it to Sal by showing him she's still hot and popping and guys were lined up to get at her.