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Does Kail live near the Air Force Base? She must not because there is no way she could be amongst all the other "single moms" with men serving their country and be aloud to go on the way she does. You would think she invented servicemen going into training. Maybe Javi could introduce her to the wives of some of his Air Force buddies and she can shut the hell up with acting like she's the first woman ever to have a husband leave for an extended period of time. And really, she should shut the hell up because she told him she wouldn't even stay with him if he didn't get into the Air Force. There's your bed, go lie in it.

Starcasm is reporting that Cate and Tyler have set a new new wedding date. Isn't this the 15th new date? Gotta keep the Cate and Tyler show alive. I promise I'm going to learn to link now that we're on a new board.

I'm not a dog owner so help me out. Is the goal to get the biggest dog you can find, a Husky, a Rotweiller or whatever and then just shove it in a cage? What's the point of these cages? We saw Janelle use her cage as a punishment for the dog and Kail stuck her dogs in a cage when she was going out to Walmart or wherever. Why get a dog just to coop it up? It seems cruel to the dogs to me. I don't have a dog because I live in NYC and I don't see the fairness in leaving a dog in some brownstone all day. These girls have big yards so why the cages? And the cages look small. Is this normal?

Ah yes. Cowboy Curtis. How did I forget that Jheri Curl.

I look at Jermy and I look at Leah and I just laugh. She lost that "town hottie" look quickly didnt she? She looks like a true buzzard with that hair and makeup and I don't even think its cause she's frazzled and stressed. I've seen moms with I'm Stressed hair. That ain't it. That hair is remedial beauty school at best. That's Leah at her best. Somewhere Robbie is laughing his ass off and thanking the Gods he dodged that bullet.

I need to paraphrase Ali "Keep that girl's ass out of my chair!".

Janelle is truly dead inside. Like really dead. Just dead. There is nothing there. I have to go back and watch her 16& pregnant because I don't remember her being this flat. Maybe she was and I was distracted by how vile she was towards Barb. Oh, and MTV totally rushed Janelle back into the studio to do that VoiceOver about being nicer to the dogs. Bull and Shit.

^^I mean...isn't that entrapment?? You put the water there! You put a glass there! I'm parched damnit! Whaddayaexpect?

Yes! I cannot wait for this years Thanksgiving Show. I hope it's live and I hope Lenny and Ree both show up. Maybe throw a little Ladd into the mix for a rootin' tootin' good time.

Right! Right! They were the roommates. And who needs a roommate in Atlanta with the cheap rents?!

I've been seeing more ads for this on ABC. I think I'm a bit excited. Have we ever seen Laurence Fishbourne do comedy?

Karlie IS the momma of the people listening to this music. Isn't her daughter 20 something now? The daughter she has forgotten to mention while she's wearing her struggle Klass6 dresses. She needs to hang up the microphone. Maybe change directions and be more like Kris K. Pass the torch on to your daughter. Or maybe she's too smart for this shit.

This is what happens when you have too much stuff. You are careless and don't protect your things. I hide the keys to my damn Honda when contractors come to my house, why the hell wouldn't I put thousands of dollars away? And how many people do they have roaming in and out of the house? Are the kids there when all of this thieving is going on?

Maybe Mimi needs to stay heated all the time, because when her feathers get ruffled she drops the whisper speak. She throw them "fucks" around loud and clear. The stunted speech is gone too. It's a good thing cause that shit makes me wanna punch her In the damn throat. I need to understand what she means when she says her back was up against the wall and she did the tape for Eva. Why? Is she broke? Where is her L&HH money? Where is the money from the house cleaning business? So let me see if I follow the new story. Mimi and Nikko made a home movie. Nikko took that as a "teaser" to Vivid or whichever porn production house and they said cool, let's do a full blown movie? And Mimi said ok to that? And you had better not check her on being a lying liar.

Yup. That Grace has Baby Jane written all over her. If I were Leah I would never leave her alone w Ali. "But ya ARE in a chair Blanche! "

Now add alcohol and whatever drugs he and Janelle get into to his PTSD and yeah, my heart breaks for Jace and Semolina roll.

As much grief as we give Barbara, I think she can really read a person. I'm certain she knows Janelle is toxic but she holds out a bit of hope that she can turn it around for Jace. I think she knows for sure that Nathan is downright dangerous and that's why she waited until he was locked up before she let Janelle have him for a weekend. Nathan looks ragey to me and if he gives zero damns about his own kids, I can't see him becoming Cosby for Janelle's spawn.

I just laughed to myself thinking of the super sized ICarly blanket Cate and Tyler had. Maybe now they'll try to get curtains with the new baby to match.

Is anybody still buying Mary Kay?? Every woman I know has a cosmetic bag littered with MAC products. On any given day the MAC kiosk is flooded w teens. After her mom and 16 cousins, who is she gonna sell that shit to?

Tyler waited for a camera crew to take back the engagement ring Cate had been wearing for 50yrs. How they go from that to a pregnancy is beyond me. Every time I see Tyler onscreen w Cate Lynn he looks like a man contemplating chewing off his foot to escape his captor.

Isn't Click it or Ticket in all 50 states? I've noticed several times that Leah and Jeremy buckle the seatbelt and sort of put the strap behind them. Is that even comfortable? Is that to keep from wrinkling the Aeropostale t-shirts?

Do I need to adjust my teevee or was Leah's hair neon green?

I'm not surprised Janelle has a shit strewn house...I do have to give her credit because I thought it would be human shit. She's an animal. Ugh. And a cat??

Maybe it's not a baby at all. Maybe it's just pizza?

Seriously? I was so hoping the link was to say they had broken up. Cate must be over the moon. She has truly cemented this clusterfuck of a relationship. Mazel Tov