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Tyler was probably the only dad there because MTV is still trying to convince the universe that this guy is SO FRIGGING AWESOME!! Eta: that was total sarcasm

And that's what I can't stand. Just once I would love for Drew to say " Bitch please, they didn't threaten to cancel her therapy over 2 missed appts". But no. He'll just blink and nod. Dumb ass.

I would pay to see that cage match.

Fine! Yes! Tyler is gay. There's my vote. That's my opinion. I feel he's understandably fearful of what a life out of the closet would mean for him. Having Butch as a dad is reason enough to be cautious. He's going to destroy Catelynn's chance at true happiness with a man that could love her completely by keeping her just that close to him with the promise of marriage.

In a early Teen Mom he took the ring back over some phone calls Cate made to an ex. At some point he gave the ring back.Once Tyler realized there would be no Kim K. wedding special for the two of them he called the wedding off. Made her give back the ring in front of the cameras. Again. Then, they went on Couples Therapy and he told it wasn't gonna happen AGAIN. And no she's pregnant??? I'm thinking Tyler sleeps on his back and Cate took advantage of that. This was her last best effort to get him to marry her. Wake up girly!! This is beyond embarrassing. Pregnant and he's STILL not ready? You're good enough to use you're Teen Mom money to buy a house w him but not good enough to wed? This is some shameful shit. Stop letting these hosts tell you Tyler's a great guy and all of America is jealous. I ain't jealous of that crap. Dog beater Asshole.

How old is Young Berg?

I saw the sneak preview of the new Teen Mom season. Sigh, Gary has gotten fatter. Seriously he needs to go on The Biggest Loser or Obesity Clinic or Extreme Weight Loss. Something! It's like I'm watching him suffocate just sitting in his chair. If he's the primary caretaker for Leah, he has got to do better.

Why won't one of these girls ask Catelynn how long it's going to take for her to realize that Tyler does not want her! Have your baby and move the fuck on! He will never marry you! I'm sick of this show trying to make Tyler some sort of role model for how a boyfriend should act. Bull and shit. This clown has been stringing this girl along since we met them and her desperate behind is going to let him keep on doing it.

Leah's hair is chopped to shit! Did Rhoda cut her hair? I can't believe they're making them spout this bullshit about Farrah. What she was doing wasn't in tune with what Teen Mom was all about? GTFOH. Farrah doing open is perfectly legal. No harm, no foul. Amber is a jailbird. She will always have a number in the system. She beats the bag out of her man and she gets to stay? These chicks having sex is what got them the show, but Farrah getting paid for it is a problem? Gimme a break.

Exactly where does one find a sheer maternity dress with embroidery? I'mnit sure if I'm bothered by it or if I need to find one for any future babies.

Well marriage certainly does not agree with Ms Sigrid, does it?

Leah is banking on her small town celebrity being able to wrangle a third sucker to pay her way. I don't know about her town but around these parts a twice divorced woman with 3 kids is a hard sell. I agree she needs to be setting herself up to have some sort of employable skill when the camera crews go away. Germy is not long for her world and I'm not sure how far child support alone will sustain her.

GhettoAssitis?

I like to that that so we here in a far corner of the galaxy are all of the boyfriends that somehow managed to detangle themselves from these clusterfucks. Jordan, Kail's ex from Sports Authority. The one she cheated on with Jo. That meek, quiet guy that Janelle moved in the house with his mom. I think she deemed him "boring". And of course the President of the club Good ole Robbie. Who saw what was in store for his life if he stayed with Leah. Perhaps the wisest of all the guys. Have a shot and a beer on me fellas. Well played!

Yes Jo! Kail needs to be told many many times to Fuck Off! ETA: I had to read it again because it's just so excellent. He fired shots at Kail and threw shade at Javi in a perfect 140 characters.

This episode should have been called "I'm going to agree with whatever my partner says because I don't want them to go upside my head" Janelle sat on Barbs couch and parroted whatever Nathan wanted her to. He stayed within earshot to make sure she said the right thing and to show Barbara who was now in charge over Janelle. She fears him. To me her eyes look more downcast than dead. It's almost like she's afraid to meet his gaze. You know how they tell you not to eyeball a gorilla, or you might enrage them? Like that. She almost seems to shrink when he speaks in that tone. She won't dare mention how he doesn't have his kid either. Bullshit artists don't like it when you show them their shit. Janelle knows Jace doesn't belong in that house w Nipple. He's a time bomb. Nathan has already laid claim to that baby and I'd bet he's already threatened to disappear into the night with Kaiser. Howdy Doody Javi has probably heard Kail say slick shit about Spanish people before and knows how she really feels superior because she's white. I bet she said a mouthful when she was at war with his family over the wedding planning. We already know he's gonna toe the line to avoid getting his ass beat. Javi probably spends his time at the library reading up on how to become Un-Hispanic to avoid more of he wrath. He's going to back her up at all costs.

Jo should have reminded Kail that she was barely wearing shoes when those thuggy Riveras took her in. Now she's a fashionista? Maybe all those scarves are wrapped too tightly around her neck. Chins need to breath.

Do men not stand up when a lady approaches a table anymore? Is that no longer a thing? Corey didn't stand for Leah, Jo didn't for Kail...even though I can't fault that one. Jo probably didn't know any better, being Hispanic and all. We know they're all thugs. I cannot believe that cow Kail. If she thinks so little of Hispanics and their style, why would she choose to hook up w two of them? And Javi is such a Doofus. I bet money he knows she thinks she's better than his clan just bc she's white, but he's smart enough to not say it.

^^^Today, you win all of the Internets!!

I like to think that Miranda is the hold out on having a baby w Corey. Love him or not she has to see the backwoods mess his life is entangled with in Leah. Without having a baby w Corey Miranda can still walk away from all of that Scott free.

Don't forget Zena! She will NOT be left out of anything involving her brother. Dominique needs to be careful, because that one acts like her man was stolen from her.

Well, I hope Leah keeps that lawyer's number because Germy already has that squirrelly look in his eyes. She can tweet on that too. Dumb ass.

Th is is what? Episode 6? Have we sent the McCledons interact at all this season? Other than that awkward playdate I can't think of one. Can't say I blame the other men. I'm with you LadyBug, something about that family is just...off.

Even better question...MySpace still exists??

I forgot to ask, why was Michele wearing an aluminum foil dress?