Brooklynista

I think Countess did say she had a Thyroid condition back when she was on Celebrity Fit Club. I think last night showed us she also has a fried chicken condition to go along with it. I'm all for giving friendly advice, but I hope this doesn't turn into season of lets help the fat chick. I'm no fatty but it still irks me when folks who are genetically skinny act holier than those who may struggle a bit more with weight.

And Tyler still wouldn't be married to her ass and Catelynn would still be grasping at any glimmer of a hope of a commitment from him.

Barb, Jace IS yours. You ARE that boy's mother. No amount of "Memay or Grandma or I'm mom" will turn Jenelle into that boy's mother. Honestly fucking Drew. Make Jenelle acknowledge that she is not a mother to that boy. Nathan is so concerned about what Jace calls Barb. Who is his daughter calling Dad? Not his ass. Oh, looking good Barbara! Legs all showing and crossed. She is serving notice.

I always thought Jenelle and Farrah were the smartest of the Teen Moms. I wouldn't put anything past her. Certainly Dustin lawyer has informed Jenelle that she doesn't have a shot in hell to work in any Medical Center.

A round of applause for Janelle being sober? Fuck outta here with that. I cannot stand this guy.

When I look at poor Josie being fed her lines in the talking heads I wonder....is this how Priscilla started out? Priscilla Part Deux

Paula was giving me aging boozy barfly sitting there in front of that mirror trying to revive that dead weave. "Ten cents a dance, that's what they pay me!" And let's say she hasn't worked since she was blackballed (bullshit). That man of hers don't work no damn place? Nobody can fold clothes at the Gap? You both have your baby living out of garbage bags? And that doctor, is that the same dude that was on with Dr Rey a few years ago? Dr 90210 or something like that?

Ya know, this girl is legit batshit crazy but damned if she doesnt hustle. There doesn't seem to be any point where she doesn't have something going on. Nutty or not, she's going to give it a try. If Sofeeyaaa gets anything from Farrah, I hope its her work ethic. and not the batshit crazy.

So nobody is going to talk about the side piece of 19 years who finally became the main piece when the old school Playa from the Himalayas moved in with her? She decided to sue when he moved out while she was at work. But to sue over rent in a Section 8 apartment she was barely paying for? I think she just wanted to go on national TeeVee and let the world know he had Herpes.

I'm grown and married but I want James to come chaperone my dates. That kid is full of win. And Josie. Sigh. They can't possibly think her babbling mush mouth is ok. They've been thru enough kids to know better. Get that girl some attention assholes!

Department of Redundancy Department is on high alert. Not only did we see the proposal, but we have to relive it every episode. As if that's not enough to make you vomit, they're going to film a video re-enacting the damn proposal! Just in case we forgot Derrick Dillard proposed to Jill.

I thought it was really wild of Momma Omarian to be screaming about April not being ready dumping the baby on her. Why in the hell would she think that would happen? Why would anybody give they're baby to this crackish looking woman? Hush, puppy. Let me speak about Young Berg for a moment. Ummm...I really don't think showcasing his relationship with Hazel was a good look. I'm sure she is a lovely young lady but she looka like a man. More than Jose Hernandez to me. Next step after a Hazel is a transsexual. With him being so little I sorta wonder who tops who? That being said,even hard looking women need respect and Hazel needs to move the hell on and stop letting manchild clown her.

When Iyanla kept showing the family tree all I was thinking was how lucky the universe is that this man didn't hook up with Michelle Duggar. Between her obsession with being pregnant and his with getting women pregnant, there would have been a strong need to add another state to the union.

Really? How so?

Have we had a reality show so out of the box catty? These broads went for blood immediately. Yikes. It was bizarre watching them all battle over who was the bigger Has Been. And Paula Jai was all kinds of nutty boo hooing over being blackballed for being with an outsider. Don't you yourself have to be an insider before they can cast you out? Just checking.

Omar dead? Again?!

It's like looking at a face DE-evolve. She was truly an exotic beauty. Fame is a monster that eats at the face.

Well I'm glad somebody in the room finally said it! Yes! Nathan gives me Level 3 offender vibes.

Maybe I was hallucinating but I thought I saw a promo for a family of women that needed fixing. Each generation was calling the next whorish and they were pulling knives out on each other. Maybe I was high? Have they decided to shelve all other episodes in favor of a season of PENIS?

It never really occurred to me before but I think MTV is partially to blame for Cate not being able to move away fromTyler. Since 16 &pregnant all she's been hearing is how great Tyler is. What an awesome boyfriend he must be. How all of America wished their boyfriend was more like Tyler. How lucky she must feel to have a guy like Tyler. It's been a non-stop Tyler hand job for Tyler. At some point it must sound to her like "how the hell did YOU wind up with him??" So of course she can't let him go. He's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Where is she going to find another him? All of America has been telling her she can't do any better so of course this girl is stuck. And add to that the low self esteem and the weird family intermingling she probably sees no way out.

HBO is doing a promotion at my job today and the actress who plays Daughter is her taking pictures. She is far too pretty to stand next to. And she's super nice. Wouldnt tell me if that was Chalky's kid though.

It seems to me Leah's first reason for not wanting the girls to have more time at Corey's is because she won't have anything else to do. I don't doubt she loves her girls but she keeps saying "that's all I know" with regards to the girls. It's certainly a scary thought to lose the main thing that garners all that sympathy and free babysitting. What will she whine about then? How great the girlses father is that he WANTS more time? Dear lord, she might have to get a damn job and contribute to the bills she seems to generate.

Sometimes the best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one. Chelsea would probably benefit from experiencing a new penis. Perhaps one that doesn't look like a walking virus.

If Treach says " YES! , I fucked all of the Tri-State area" will Cicely be happy then? I think Treach is right, she just wants to win. She just wants to be able to say "I knew it!". And then what Cicely? Once he admits to being the whore she already knows he is, will she leave? Or will she just stick around to say " I knew you were cheating all along" and keep beating him over the head with that. He'll never win with her.

Did they put Sterling up against Steve to force Ramsey's hand? They can't be that bright.