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I'm not sure but I think Mohamed is now married to the Minister. He did not glance in Danielle's direction one time during those vows. He kept those eyes firmly planted dead ahead. How long is Ramadan anyway? I'm thinking 365 days cause that's how long it will be before Danielle gets her weepy breath anywhere near his lips. Very precious of Danielle's son to wear his good cargo shorts to walk his mother down the aisle. I just hope they weren't Jeremy's.

Oh Dereck...dem shoes. Bless your heart. I was weeping for his pinky toe as it was trying to escape.

Todd is on point for not wearing a wedding ring cause Kandi has no idea what a marriage is. It's okay for Joyce to talk all the shit she wants about whoever and folks are just supposed to eat it? Bitch please. Todd should have picked up his momma and got the hell on. Kandi and her damn momma deserve eat other. Now I DO hope Todd I'd a gold digger and is slowly siphoning money out of Kandi's funds. He can call it Hazzard pay for deealing w that bitch Joyce. And another example of how stoopid Kandi is, when a brother offer you sex while he's wearing his Tims you do NOT turn that shit down.

Man I just can't type what I want so close to frigging Christmas. But if it wasn't Christmas I'd say if you're life is only worth the love of that smurf Ray J...

Wowza! Those are even better. Or worse. Shit.

I need for Nikki to stay on my radar in some form. We need a check in w her every 6 years or so just to see how those surgeries are holding up.That shit is not going to age well. I'm guessin by 32 she'll have a complete Jocelyn Wildenstein look going on for herself. Maseka was right when she said we have heels higher than Nikki s self esteem. Something must have really gone wrong for her to do that to herself at 26. I can't link from my phone but do look her up. http://images.luuux.com/0000DBFFD7B3298E784A35AF64FF284F/original/karen-mulder-jocelyn-wildenstein_0.jpg

And don't forget And of course she was in a sector of the universe where there is no time scale.

And why was Solja( whatever) all in a panty bunch about Jay Leno not being a Teddy Riley's bio daughter? Is that really all the beef he had with the girl? Other people knew and he didn't? I'm sorry but that dirt bomb hardly looks like he asks probing questions of chicks he's involved with. And I'm sorry, what the hell was with Nia's makeup? Whoever did it directed ALL of the contouring to highlight that chin of her's.

I get that cheating and being a bullshit mom are two different things. Where I'm annoyed is Moniece was completely let off the hook about being a bullshit mom. I'm all for giving Amanda her licks for cheating. Cool. But I was hoping Mona would shine some light on how Moniece has time for sex toys, recording studios and bad makeup, but no time to tuck her son in and read him a bedtime story every now and again. We learned about plastic surgery, who got head, who has a little cock, who has a circumcised cock and who is screwing who this week over a two part reunion but not a word about why Moniece is a bum bitch as a mother? Seemed a bit suspect to me. Why was such a point made about it over the season if she wasn't going to be called on it?

So I watched the second part of the reunion JUST so I could see Moniece get grilled about why she is such a useless fucking parent and not a mumbling mention was made of it. Instead we get a game of Let's Attack Amanda. Who gives a shit? The girl wasn't ready to be stepmom. Who in their right mind would sign on to deal w Moneice for life? It just sickened me to hear the audience cheering on the shit Moniece was spewing.

What is it Dani expects to get out of marriage to Mo? OK, you're married and now what? He's not going to have sex with her. I mean maybe he'll be able to stuff his junk in one of her rolls of fat at best, but that's all she's gonna get. He's not going to be her Plus 1 at weddings. Not gonna take her to the movies. Not gonna take her to a steak house, hell not even Sizzlers. Not gonna call her and ask how her day is going. Ain't gonna rotate the tires on her car. So what does she want?? Is all of this just so she can say I have a sexy husband? Nevermind that you don't ever see us in the same place at the same time. Forget alla that. I have a sexy bought and paid for (actually making payments on) husband.

Nikki must have used the same make up team that does Nene when she appears on WWHL. It's the same shade of Casper. I'm still baffled as to why Nikki's mom was the most turned up on the stage. Maybe she's trying to show Mona she can bring the drama too. Maybe get a show going with her, Momma Dee, Momma Jones and of course the Queen of the bum bitches Momma Joyce. Call it the Real Old Hags of Anytown.

Damnit Mona! You just stay winning. What an amazing talent for rounding up the brightest in clusterfucks. I'm a thousand percent w Maseka. I wanted to see Nanna twerking it. Who has the ones for Nanna??!! Maseka came with her guns ready and was knocking Em over without getting out her seat once. Beautiful.

Angie's hair took me back to the early seasons on Teen Mom when Leah was rocking the crunchy curls. Not sure how you fix bald. Staying in the Muslim faith and wearing the hajib might have been her best option.

I felt so badly for Yamir tonight. To leave everything he knows, a successful career, a semi-hot boy band and moves to a country where he doesn't even speak the language for a woman who can't even move down the road from her family for him. I appreciate his compromise. Give that Podunk town one year and then get the hell out.

I must applaud Mo. He doesn't even pretend that he's nervous about leaving the "love of his life" if things don't work out with Danielle. Straight no chaser, he doesn't want to be on the hook for her debt and I bet she has a lot of it. I cannot wait for this wedding ceremony. I want to see the special moment that will be their first kiss.

Ya'll I think Joyce and the boyfriend pawned all those fixtures. Giggling all the way to the casino with the pocket change they just made at Kandi's expense. And Joyce just knowing that Kandi aint ever gonna say shit to her about it.

And seriously, ain't nobody watching the show but the 8 of us in this room. Who we gonna tell? She could confess to murder and her confession would evaporate like a fart in the wind. Any word on if this has been picked up for a second season?

Everyone keeps saying "a Tori never takes time for herself". Is that a new way of saying she won't climb out of Dean's ass?

I am absolutely ashamed of the cheer I let out when Beth got shot in the head. Forgive me, but she just served no purpose in my viewing. And I'm getting real tired of these Morgan teases. Come on with the Come on!

Yes Porscha, clearly Dish Nation hired you for your intellectual capabilities. Uh huh. I'm sorry. Todd just seemed silly talking about the team needs to be doing more to uplift Kandi and her business. Everybody knows he's walking away from Kandi with bupkis. He don't have a dog in that fight at all. Husband or not, her businesses mean nothing to him.

Damnit! Even the cabbie knows, you can't trust everybody! Run your own race people!! I've never been a fan of alliances and the scientists just learned why. If they already flaked on your deal to U-Turn, why would they be truthful about the clue? If we're both out for the same prize, what's in it for another team to hold your hand to the finish? And what in the holy hell was that massage about? That looked like straight torture.

I wasn't able to make it home for the holiday so I want to give a big ole Thank Ya to the Judge Judy gods who gave me the drunken knife fight in the sober living house. Listening to Cletus and Rollo go at it over who pulled a knife on who made me feel like I was home. Happy Holidays!

What I need is for them to do is stop doing the challenge punishments in their chef coats. It skeeves me out to see them cleaning the dorms and then serving up scallops in the same jackets. Gross.

^^ Too little, too please don't damn bother.